#gotta deal with that. tims not gonna hear you jeff because you forgot HES A PERSON

[viovio]

well john was a rich white guy and not to look at things ethnically but america is a fuck and sometimes if you're white and are being oppressed by a system that's supposed to abide by you you feel cheated and then turn into the shadow skull

[vertigoambrosia]

where did andy go and where are my rise boyfriends oh also day 3

we starting off with some nice words about teamwork

i’d probably feel the epicness a bit more if i didn’t get spoiled by wxw’s twitter cover image

yes i am still fucking mad about that

it was before day 3 was even fucking on wxw now like come on

oh i have heard some things about this match

grappling is a lot of holding hands

man hashimoto must be sick of hearing people talk about his dad in relation to him

i’m sick of it on commentary

jfc that looked like tim landed wonky

oh walter’s chest is bleeding

now he knows how it feels!

that was good but i was expecting a bit more cause i heard some hype? or maybe it just felt short?

whatever kamatani made walter’s chest bleed we know he’s a good boi

so netiher cck nor lucha bros can get to the finals? tournament math is so fucking weird

oh wait no it’s just lucha bros that can’t, i think?

no wait

THIS IS CONFUSING

so if cck win, they go to the finals since they and ringkampf would be tied, but they beat ringkampf

if lucha bros win, then they tie with ringkampf but ringkampf beat them..so ringkamp goes to the finals

yeah so lucha bros can’t go the finals

gresham continues to own

“gresham has been a little spicy all weekend” that is a silly way to put it, alan

i love it

shotgun dropkick to the butthole lol

lol gresham stealign the ach spot

though idk it’s possible he did it before ach did

super spinny ddt!

or “satellite tornado ddt’ if you wanna be ~fancy~

lol one lady really wants penta to fuck up gresham

OH JUST GONNA TWISTY SPIN OUT THE RING LIKE IT’S NO BIG DEAL WELL FINE THEN FENIX

yaaaay!

omg gresham climbing on brookes i love it

i love when dudes beat the shit out of each other and then hug

unrelated: why is that boy so adorable. you know the boy i mean. he’s so wee

ngl i hope there aren’t that many guest stars in carat next year - they know they have the roster to fill out the entire bracket and they really should

yeah ok the coat owns but i think lufisto should rethink the headdress

a little bit too much liek bunny ears with feathers

“BOO WESNA” i love how much of a dick lufisto chooses to be

 “i was not ready....i’m ready now.” bless

“asking the fans to hold her...that’s not legal” yeah rico but it’s pretty fucking funny

that princess wave i’m dead

and now so is lufisto i guess

another that could have gone on like five more minutes

hi kelly

oh ok it’s not up yet; i remember they mentioned it on commentary and i was like uhh how did i miss that

anyway here’s these jerks

wow francis is wearing a nice jacket but kept the shitty bandanna

lol felix looks like he really does not want to be in the ring with jay fk

who are chanting for these lil shits

besides the children i cannot truly judge them

though i suppoe it is a little worrying that the children are rooting for  these Bad Influences

francis damn that was the first fucking fall

omg wtf

i mean i shouldn’t be shocked because i know the outcome of the tournament

but just

wow

shit, more tournament math

confusing tournament math

so right now jay fk are in the lead because they beat and are now tied with aussie open

wait i am so stupid when did team splx get points

ok so monster consulting beat jayfk on day one, right?

so if monster consulting beat splx, they tie with jay fk and aussie open

which means i have to remember if they beat aussie open or not

if they did, then them winning gets them in the finals

if not, then....shit i have no fucking idea honestly

angelico is cute cringe

wait what’s that other belt jeff has

ok that was super cute i’ll try  and make a little less fun of angelico

jeff cobb

i got up to get food and forgot what i meant to say there

wait...so if there’s a 3 way tie we just fucking draw straws? i mean, i know they can’t have a triple threat or something...but i feel like there’s gotta be a better way than fucking chance

or maybe i misunderstood what alan said; he wasn’t really audible for half of that explanation

i like that avalanche is Offended by jeff cobb being a lot like him

how dare he

i just had a scary feeling that monster consulting is gonna implode at the after this match liek a4 did out of nowhere

though to be fair julian and robert have known each other longer than andy and marius did, and their relationship survived the breakup of cerberus so they know how to resolve their conflicts

JEFF COBB IS SO STRONG

aww my poor babies monster consulting

we’re all proud of you

if dragan doesn’t get the pin in this i riot

and by riot i mean cry

lol did emil just slap him on the ass

why do men do that

and here are some assholes who think they’re royalty

not only is jurn bald, his goatee is still terrible

that split down the middle - why

YAAAAS DRAGAN YAAAAS

ok and now it’s the sitoci show

wait is this a singles match or tag

SO CLOSE

woulda lost my shit if dragan won with the piledriver

children do not chant for aj he is terrible!

honestly i think this should have stayed jurn vs dragan with emil ar ringside to keep AJ out

wtf

i do not understand this choice

that was the whole point then?

oh and break my heart just a bit more

UGH it’s his shiteating grin while lucky watches that make sme so angry

so is my baby boy going to win or is this gonna be a depresssion train

is tarkan using his gwf theme? the ~my name is perseus~ one?

jfc him laying on the ropes

confidence goals tbh

um has someone patted down tarkan?

the lucky kid song is the only acceptable chant song

rico, on tarkan “he’s very eccentric, isn’t he?”

“nobody likes a judas”

OMG THE KID CHANTING ‘ASSHOLE’ AT TARKAN

MARIUS GTFO

i would say where are pete and ivan, but to be fair lucky probably wanted to do it by himself

THERE’S PETE

AND IVAN

GOOD FRIENDS

YEAHHHH FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

TAPPED THE FUCK OUT

that coulda gone on for five more minutes though but GOOD END

also: pete got a haircut

supportive family

will never get sick of fans shoving middle fingers in heels’ faces

OH MY GOD WHAT DID FRANCIS DO TO HIS HAIR

jfc

shame on the jay fk section

oh god skillet’s hair is gray too

why

lmaooo ‘they look like they just jumped off a colombian cargo ship’

rico are you saying they have cocain in their hair

omg jay refusing to get in the ring like a child

*chris brookes voice* listen tas, the match hasn’t started yet so i can use whatever chair i please

lol is the actual match going to be like, two minutes

gresham with the galaxy brain level saves

?? how skillet kick out

omg tas get up

HAHA

obama roll

“this is like a jar of wool that my cat is playing with”

lol did chris throw francis into jay?

funny, i’ve said some matches could have gone five minutes more, i think that one had like, two too many near falls at the end

also: boo these boys

(obviously i knew this would happen)

wow they are going to be fucking insufferable

lol tas looks so dejected

ugh alan thanks for reminding me about the next shotgun being the absolute last