#grandleer

[fef-in-the-flesh]

Hi🧍🏼‍♀️

These are months old and my first time drawing on an iPad. I was gonna render More on the first image but gave up lol +sketches/doodles

[grandbitchblood]

anything can be ship content if you try hard enough

[harlequinmistress]

fanfic masterlist - getting off your high horse

So what was intended to be a little PWP oneshot of an old OTP of mine got out of hand and now there's timeline shenanigans. I am incredibly proud of what I have done so far, however. Here's a list of all the fics in the series with word counts, links, and alternate descriptions to what's on Ao3.

Current word count: 140,090

save a hoofbeast, ride a clown - words: 7,739; complete

The OG fic. Darkleer goes to a bar and pines over the Grand Highblood. It goes far more successfully than he was expecting.

laughter cracking through the walls - words: 10,026; complete

Grand Highblood POV. GHB knows far more than he lets on, and also they have sex on the throne and also in a bath. Feelings happen.

let me take your hands - words: 3,909; complete

Darkleer POV. I affectionately call this one the "murder fic," because there is rather detailed murder and corpse desecration in it. You know, as flirting.

blue all over the windows and the floor - words: 9,979; complete

GHB POV. The candlelit hatedate in which the Highblood calls Darkleer a hypocrite for being fine with lowblood murder but against eating meat from cattle. Also, he becomes fully aware that he is wrapped around Darkleer's little finger when they officially enter into a quadrant.

and yet he tries so hard to please - words: 4,177; complete

Darkleer POV. Directly after the events of the last fic, Darkleer wakes up in GHB's block, watches GHB put on his paint, and realizes he is very, very late to work. No sex in this one, just fluff and feelings.

bring on the dancing horses - words: 8,344; complete

Darkleer POV. I call this one the "ponyplay fic," because it's mostly ponyplay. The Highblood sends him a kink contract and begins negotiations. Featuring "a card humbly inviting one ponybitch to get his guts rearranged at his earliest convenience. Please and thank you, His Tyrannical Levity the Grand Highblood, Father of the Church of the Mirthful Messiahs, Raging Prince Kurloz Makara" as well as the worst references I have made in the entirety of this series.

too much godly muscle (flesh like honey) - words: 6,438; complete

Darkleer POV. In which the Grand Highblood refers to himself as a poor little baa baa and Darkleer doesn't realize his time with the Highblood is very limited.

after all, you're just a silly clown - words: 10,739; complete

GHB POV. Kurloz experiences the same evening over and over again at the behest of Doc Scratch; he can't tell anyone about the future despite being distraught at the appearance of the Signless' meteor. And then he fucks Darkleer on his office desk.

i never did believe in miracles, but i've a feeling it's time to try - words: 6,640; complete

Darkleer POV. As an anniversary present, GHB pierces Darkleer's ear and they exchange rings before going to a fancy restaurant. Going out to eat but also eating out. :o) This one is entirely PWP, with some fluff.

you let me desecrate you - words: 7,209; complete

Darkleer POV. A Twelfth Perigree's Eve fic, although neither of them actually celebrate it. GHB explains some things about the Church, and then they have sex on the pulpit in the Highblood's personal chapel.

the devil is well aware he is adored - words: 3,978; complete

GHB POV. Another PWP, just a lazy night spent in the library. Featuring crossdressing and procrastinating very important writing (which is not at all relatable in the slightest).

all these colors fade for you - words: 45,365; complete

Darkleer, GHB, and Signless POVs. Darkleer infiltrates the Signless' inner circle, Darkleer has a bitchfit about the Empress, GHB and Darkleer have a lot of sex, Darkleer gets into blacksmithing. Two endings, a good end and a bad end.

Bad End Fics:

haunted by antique lipstick smiles - words: 12,645; incomplete

GHB's descendent POV (eventual Darkleer and Brother Pierot POV too). Abarin Makara tries to get his ancestor and his old matesprit back together. I literally had "Alternian Parent Trap" in the outline for this one.

Good End Fics:

of starry skies (and you and me) - words: 2,902; complete

Darkleer POV. PWP in a limousine and in a private box at a wrestling show. GHB makes many terrible jokes at Horuss' expense.

[kusury]

Skech HOSPITALY✨💞♑♐ ~ 🏥💜💙 extracción dental >W< /

[ghb-leer]

When bae doesnt forget about the weed.(?)

[hot-dog-galactico]

[TEST]

The current gif app I have only allows 50 frames so I’m trying to figure out how to make a thing look more fluent with less frames? I think I’ll try some other apps

[If you know a good one please tell me :D I would thank you a lot and stop giving ya cancer with ugly gifs.]

[hoofbeastly]

just checked ur faves page and wow, i dont see many grandleer shippers around here, so i wanted to ask if u maybe have any headcanons about them that ur ok with sharing?? its ok if u dont, love ur art btw dude keep it up !

@nakedprofessional gosh. first of all, thank you for actually reading my about pages! Two, thank you for asking! i fuckin love grandleer and have a lot of thoughts about them. i’ll spare uninterested parties by putting it under a cut (mobile users youre outta luck)(also ty I’m glad you like my art!!)

Alright so. I ship it in a lot of different ways, quadrants, personality settings, etc. I’m pretty fluid with Ancestor ships in that way. BUT I do have one way in particular I haven’t seen often (mostly cuz like 4 people ship this pairing but anyways). And yes, this counts as a headcanon (sort of).Ok. So Darkleer is actually PITCH AS HELL for GHB. He’s a Zahhak, he’s a Makara, something had to give. Anyways. It’s the typical Zahhak stuff, thinking he’s too uncouth for such an important position, finds his jokes and attempts at humor completely annoying and unfunny (not that anyone accused Darkleer of having a sense of humor), finds the mere existence of the man kind of antagonizing. But also, he’s The Grand Highblood and he’s in awe of him, and the man isn’t lacking in admirable qualities - mostly the violence, BIG fan of the brutality - despite his flaws. Darkleer hates him deeply, but respects him just as much. also, this is important, he thinks hes really fucking hot.

GHB, meanwhile, thinks Darkleer is kinda funny, despite the fact he has never seen the man crack a joke or even like, laugh really. Which is what makes him funny! He’s SO FUCKING SERIOUS! All the time! About everything!  No matter what dumb joke or prank GHB pulls, Darkleer takes it in total stride! It’s kinda sad actually. Normally he’d kill a guy for being such a bore but with Darkleer he finds it.......................... kinda pitiable. B) also, again, important; darkleer is built like a troll mac truck and GHB is into it.

so I like them having mismatched Quadrants, and I was also trying to figure out how you’d ship a guy like GHB in the red. I also like the idea of them misunderstanding each others solicitations (Darkleer mistaking GHB’s red advances for black and vise versa). Makes for good comedy and drama.

but more generally speaking, I tend to ship them as kismesis! How I ship them though depends on a few factors (how long have they’ve known each other being a main one). Vacillation is also always fun lol.i could go on about FURTHER INTRICACIES etc but this. is already lengthy woops. i clearly got a lot to say about this.

[fef-in-the-flesh]

OK NVM BEING CRINGE N FREE SO SO HAPPY WITH HOW THIS TURNED OUT (I’m still so embarrassed about ship art so erm mb)

Anyway awful tyrannical clown and some sweaty executioner before their divorce era

Extra doodle and the og ref!!

[grandbitchblood]

it is very much a grandleer day anywho darkleer are you free feburary 14th (that is a joke he is not free because i am going out with him)

[harlequinmistress]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Homestuck Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Darkleer/Grand Highblood (Homestuck) Characters: Darkleer (Homestuck), Grand Highblood (Homestuck) Additional Tags: Twelfth Perigee's Eve, Christmas Fluff, Gift Giving, Shameless Smut, Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), Nook Eating (Homestuck), Priest Kink, Cult of the Mirthful Messiahs, Church Sex, Bloodplay, Implied/Referenced Character Death, BDSM Series: Part 10 of getting off your high horse Summary:

Returning back to the Highblood's hive for Twelfth Perigree's Eve, the Executor meets his lusus-in-law.

Featuring inadvisable worship practices, engineering of an explicit nature, and very expensive presents.

[kusury]

Candy blood ✨♑💜💖💙♐✨

[tz0ntem0c]

{drawing reuploaded and improved my same post “my dear mobile milkshake though this is clear and beautiful ~!”} not like the other}

ASK:  @leticheecopae

[ghb-leer]

Bwahaha Granger Hagan Makara (big douche) : Kinda scary, aggresive, douche, bully, douche, probably has been in jail, douche, will fight you.

Darel Zahhak (big nerd): Nerd, kind of a douche too (influenced by big douche), nerd,  nervous, nerd, maybe was bullied as a kid, nerd.

[moved-to-culljoy]

msparp shenanigans caused me to shenan, again. The twist is that I was playing a douchey troll jegus during it. The kicker? Darkleer wasn’t even present. 

The more you know~

[fef-in-the-flesh]

This is what I meant when I say I ship Redglare and GHB vs I ship Darkleer and GHB btw

Every other interpretation is wrong 🙏

[fef-in-the-flesh]

I love lying and say I’m gonna post more again (I am so sorry😭)

Anyway here’s some REALLYYYY old Darkleer n Handmaid sketches (I really like these but the pixalation is killing)

I don’t know how to explain what I think their dynamic would be, but it’d probably be pretty funny