#grandpa stuck in the real clown car

[ghostoffuturespast]

[raccoon-necromancer]

All of them. Answer. All. Of. Them.

Thank you my love for making this difficult.

1. What is you middle name?

Jessica

2. How old are you?

19

3. When is your birthday?

[Private information redacted]

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Leo

5. What is your favorite color?

Purple

6. What’s your lucky number?

12, I decided when I was 11 that 2012 was gonna be a good year because I had decided 12 was my lucky number. It was not a good year but the lucky number stuck.

7. Do you have any pets?

Yes. 3 cats 1 dog.

8. Where are you from?

[Private information redacted]

9. How tall are you?

No idea, probably 6 foot ish

10. What shoe size are you?

9ish

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

One

12. What was your last dream about?

A culinary version of the necronomican that was used to create storage space and other stuff useful on a cruise ship for cooking. This unleashed something called “The contagion” that fucked everyone who went into the doorways summoned by the culinary necronomicon. Had to go into the fucked up looking flesh door way to stop it.

13. What talents do you have?

I have a good ability to remember what people say.

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Sometimes I have dreams that are memories from the future. Either a neurological issue or a useless form of psychicness.

15. Favorite song?

RN she wolf by shakira in general Medusa by Kailee Mourge

16. Favorite movie?

Megamind. I cry everytime  I watch it

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Ariel

18. Do you want children?

Possibly

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Not really but i’d be happy getting married anywhere

20. Are you religious?

[Private information redacted]

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Yeah, I had eye surgery at age 3 and had a lump on my throat at age twelve that had to get looked at in case it was cancer.

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

No

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

I don’t believe in celebrities

24. Baths or showers?

Showers unless it’s a bubble bath then only after or before a shower. Baths do not get you clean.

25. What color socks are you wearing?

I am not currently wearing socks, but I only own 3 colors of socks, brown, tan, and black.

26. Have you ever been famous?

I briefly ran a very popular rp blog on tumblr. I do not know why I started it I do not like rp.

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

I do not believe in celebrities.

28. What type of music do you like?

Punk, cowboy, and most other music.

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

No

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

2. 1 for my head 1 for between my knees

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

fetal position, soldier, and on my stomach

32. How big is your house?

4 bedroom 2 and one half bathroom.

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Waffles

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Several times

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yes

36. Favorite clean word?

Lovely

37. Favorite swear word?

Bastard

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

probably 50 hours, maybe more idk.

39. Do you have any scars?

A lot, I am not a smart woman. Notably I have 2 circular scars on my knees from falling on a treadmill and just hanging on to the console letting my knees be scraped away.

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Not that I know of

41. Are you a good liar?

I can be

42. Are you a good judge of character?

No

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

No, but people thought I was british as a child which was awful

44. Do you have a strong accent?

Everyone has a strong accent if they go far enough away from home.

45. What is your favorite accent?

Women

46. What is your personality type?

I don’t really believe in personality types but I’d say a mixture of all of them. I’d go so far as to say everyone is a mixture of all of them.

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

My good flannels, which cost 45 dollars a piece. Perhaps my boots but those were hand me downs.

48. Can you curl your tongue?

Yes

50. Left or right handed?

Right handed

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Sorta, if I see one unexpectedly i’d certainly scream but I can pick them up if i know they are there.

52. Favorite food?

Calamari

53. Favorite foreign food?

What the hell is a foreign food

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Disorganized

55. Most used phrased?

I suppose so

56. Most used word?

Bastard

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

10 minutes

58. Do you have much of an ego?

Probably

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Crunch

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Yes

61. Do you sing to yourself?

Sometimes

62. Are you a good singer?

I’ve been told I’m a good singer and also told I am a very bad singer so somewhere between the two.

63. Biggest Fear?

Honestly? Clowns

64. Are you a gossip?

I like to hear drama

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

Megamind

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Hair is hair

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

Probably but i’m not gonna try

68. Favorite school subject?

Science or choir

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

I don’t believe in this

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

No

71. What makes you nervous?

Clowns, being in cars, being places

72. Are you scared of the dark?

No

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Depends what the mistake is.

74. Are you ticklish?

Very 75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Yes, I don;t remember what it was but I think it was about myself

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Yes, I have younger cousins

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Yes

78. Have you ever done drugs?

No

79. Who was your first real crush?

[Private information redacted]

80. How many piercings do you have?

None

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

Nope

82. How fast can you type?

200 ish

83. How fast can you run?

Haven;t ran fast in a while but i’m certainly no slowpoke

84. What color is your hair?

Brown or Dirty blonde, depends who you ask.

85. What color is your eyes?

Brown

86. What are you allergic to?

Shellfish sensitivity.

87. Do you keep a journal?

No

88. What do your parents do?

Vet and IT at a college campus

89. Do you like your age?

What does that mean?

90. What makes you angry?

Stuff

91. Do you like your own name?

I chose it so yes

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

United States Of America Penny 97.5% Zinc    2.5% Copper

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Sex is not a real thing.

94. What are you strengths?

I am an epic gamer

95. What are your weaknesses?

I am an epic gamer

96. How did you get your name?

I do not know.

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

Unsure, the [Last Name Redacted]s had a family crest but besides my great  great grandpa who escaped Germany they died in the holocaust. He then converted to Catholic and my actual grandpa won’t tell us anything else. In fact my grandpa didn’t tell us we had family in the holocaust or that our great great grandpa was Jewish until about 2 years ago. I don’t know about the other side of my family.

98. Do you have any scars?

Answered earlier in this post.

99. Color of your bedspread?

Gray

100. Color of your room?

White