#greedy gibdos feed hut

[thefaeriecreek]

anyway, what if AU where the most proud character works a miserable service job- specifically a Chuck E Cheese type theme restaurant.

his nametag says ravioli. he demanded they fix it and they printed out a new tag that also said Ravioli.

[thefaeriecreek]

See, what i love about the botw Greedy Gibdo's Feed Hut au is that it's like a coffee shop au but they're all miserable in capitalism hell lolol.

sure they're all alive and there's no war or ganon.

but Greedy Gibdo's Feed Hut

Link wears the big, stinky walkaround mascot suit- it's a big, squishy gibdo that smells like a jockstrap inside.

Revali's a server.

Mipha works the prize counter.

Urbosa and Daruk are the store managers.

Robbie is the guy that comes in to fix the animatronics. Purah keeps reprogramming them to do weird things, tho

I have no idea how Zelda fits into this, she's not a princess in this au so...do you think Roam owns the place? He wouldn't. But would he??