Trollhunters: Tales of Arcadia Watch Episode 28 Skullcrusher
What good name for an episode of a show that’s suppose to be for kids.
“Where am i?” First thing to ask.
“Blinky thinks you’re dead”
“These books are all that i have left of him”
“If he were here to see me now…”
“If he knew what you were doing”
Claire the Eavesdropper strikes again.
“The edict has already been made”
“Killahead Bridge will never be found again” But that’s what they did the last time and the changelings still found all the pieces. I doubt sinking them to the bottom of the ocean will stop them.
“He’s actually asleep in your arms?”
“Are you sure this is our child?” Yes, that is your child.
“You’ll get him back, sis”
“Uh, i mean, uh”
“Spongeface” Cause we can’t say Spongebob.
“Did you bring what i asked?”
“Never told me the storage tombs were infested with scorch beetles”
Scorch Beetles makes fart sounds.
“It was created by the ancient guild of changeling spies”
“As old as they are mysterious”
“If you’re fortunate enough to find a member”
“you’ll unfortunately find”
“death”
“Where you walk, footsteps disappear”
“They are the Janus Order” But hey they’re not that much of a threat after next episode for... reasons. Stupid reasons.
“If the cure for Aaarrrgghh lies with the Janus Order”
“It may as well lie with your...”
“Easter Bunny” Or Santa Claus.
“Need i remind you, after yesterday’s incident”
“The Tribunal has you three on my- Wait. One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. You two and the human girl on my strict probation”
“Come on, T.P, we gotta get to class”
“T.P?”
“Toby-Pie”
“Oh, i don’t like it” It could mean Toilet Paper.
“And now, to find the Easter Bunny” Good luck with that.
“Attention, students and faculty”
“The “Save Jim” bake sale was a massive success”
“Together, we will find a cure for this rare and sudden disease” It’s not the Coronavirus that’s for sure.
“Save Jim?”
“Ha!”
“What a load of crock!” What an odd to say crap.
“Let him go, Steve”
“Go back to the 80′s where bullies belong” Back when bullies was seen as cool.
“Besides, no one cares about your stupid dance crown”
“What?”
“Everybody bows to the king!”
“No, we don’t. And your hat’s dumb” Savage.
“I wish i could punch him in his perfectly-chiseled face” That’s gay.
“Did you bring Jim’s homework?”
“Yeah. It’s right here”
“Oh, no!”
“Oh, man!”
“Guess i missed a scorch beetle” Should’ve checked your bag after leaving the storage tombs.
“What about school?”
“Fuck school”
“You shouldn’t have come”
“What? Who’s there?”
“You will die here” “There’s something familiar about your voice. Mary Wang? What are you doing in the Darklands?” “I am not Mary Wang!”
“What’s with the bag?” Better question is: Where did they get the bag?
“You think this is secluded enough?”
“For a magic bridge?”
“This far out, we could hide a few dead bodies” How to Get Away With Murder.
“Making portals is exhausting”
“And i don’t know how many i’ve got in me”
“You’re turning pro with that magic shadow stick”
“Well, it’s powered by emotions. Like how Akumas are powered”
This is my sister when the light is in her face.
“Where are we?”
“All’s i could make out was someone saying “Starboard” or “Captain” and they all began to talk like sailors”
“Mm”
“Smells like dirt” And water is wet.
“Plankton!”
“What?”
“Oh, it’s been so long since i seen you, Plankton” “My name is not Plankton. It’s Jim” “Silent Plankton! I know why you’re here. You’re here to steal the Gummy Patty secret formula! I will never hand it over to you!” “What is he talking about?”
“Tell me, Trollhunter...”
“What should a father do”
”to the one who murdered his only son?”
“Whoa!”
“Cool!”
“Uh...”
“Ha-ha!”
“Oh, no”
“And there goes that move”
“Go back to the Chum Bucket where you belong, Plankton!”
“What is”
“Nougat Nummy? Is this some candy that Plankton made?”
“They thought Killahead could stop me”
“This cage has only hardened me!”
“When i bring forth the Eternal Night”
“Trolls will take back the surface lands”
“and claim what is rightfully ours!” The Eternal Night.
“Right”
“I knew you’d get us killed!”
“What?”
“You wanna know the truth?”
“Fine”
“About to die, anyway”
“I decided to stick around”
“cause you’re a pushover”
“I can do whatever i want”
“and you’re too weak to stop me!”
“Excuse me?”
“How dare you!”
“I use your toothbrush to clean me ears”
“I steal cash from your purse”
“And you know your lucky Papa Skulls jacket?”
“I like to call that my snot rag!”
“Hilarious!”
“Ugh! Why, you...”
“you...”
“you baby genius!”
“Wait a minute”
“You didn’t really do that stuff, right?”
“Uh”
”don’t use your toothbrush” That’s a maybe.
“How the heck are you so heavy? I mean Claire could pick you up. Everyone can pick you up. Except Eli” “That’s true” “Eli, when did you get here?”
“You leave Jim alone!”
“He just ran off and left you”
“What kind of friend is that”
“Shut up! He’s coming back! I know he’s coming back!”
“You’re worthless”
“You’re wrong!”
“I’m not worthless!”
“I’m gonna get Jim back!”
“Huh?”
“Wha...”
“He’s not worth it, Tobes”
“You know what?”
“Claire’s right”
“You’re not worth it”
“Steve, have you ever heard the expression”
“heads up?”
“What?”
“Ha!”
“Oh, it worked!”
“Ah, thank you, Miss Janeth!” Indeed Toby.
You learned from the best.
“What emotion did you use to get us out of that tin can?”
“Look at me, big eyes”
“Dig deep. Maybe anger isn’t your thing”
“Maybe you gotta find somethin stronger inside”
“Fear”
“I was afraid...”
“I lost you”
“Hey/ Hey, come on, kid, wake up”
“What? Where?”
“No, i...”
“I was in the woods”
“And Jim was Toby. And Toby was Jim”
“And the sky opened up! And there was a great flood”
“And i was king of the ocean”
“I was king of the ocean”
“I got proof!”
“Yeah!”
“Who’s king now?”
“Boom! Ha-ha!”
“What? No, no, no! That’s not-” “Yeah”
“Someone’s had one too many juice boxes” “What?”
“I’m taking you in. We’re calling your parents”
“No! I’m telling the truth! There’s someone in the woods! I can take you there!”
“STOP!”
“Come on!”
Steve has had one too many “juice boxes”
Although the episode is called “Skullcrusher” the episode itself isn’t even focused on Gunmar.
Oh, well. Let’s go steal cars like in Grand Theft Auto.
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