#guys i KNOW the soda slosher is a thing but it has no actual soda in its design

[kaasiand]

hey nintendo. cowards. give us the soda kit

[mistermystevious]

I have decided to cave, Dream SMP Splatoon AU lets get it

Disclaimer: This is just my opinion, im open to discussion in replies! most of these are just from The Vibes for me. (I also use Sheldon's explanations of each weapon to get a sense of their function on the field)

Here is a list of what ink weapons I think the dream smp members would main in splatoon 2 (part 1 idk if you guys would like this or not):

Ranboo: Mains Kensa Googla Dualies purely for the aesthetic.

Philza: Flingza Roller, again for the memes.

Tubbo: Neo Sploosh-o-matic, this is a The Vibes opinion, but I think whatever weapon he mains has to have tenta missiles as the special.

Tommy: Mini Splatling, I think he would like to be able to shoot fast while also move around a lot.

Wilbur: Luna Blaster Neo, I think he would like the luna blaster especially with the ink mines which can catch his opponents off guard. (Also Sheldon says its for people who "have mastered the art of being clever while also looking good," and wilbur was always one for clever theatrics.)

Techno: This one is hard, but I think the N-ZAP '85. The special is ink armor, which he can use to protect himself and the people on his team (see "techno never dies" and his want to protect the people he is closest to.)

Dream: Dream would use a Bloblobber Deco, because Bloblobbers are my absolute nightmare and cornering someone with suction cup bombs would be his absolute boss move.

Jack: Firefin Splatterscope. He would use the ink wall to his full advantage.

Fundy: would use a Clash Blaster Neo. I can vividly picture him using it.

Karl: Soda Slosher because it fits his aesthetic and I can imagine him doing the win animation for the slosher weapons.

Quackity: Splattershot Pro. He would love using the point sensor and then picking his opponents off one by one.

Sapnap: Dark Tetra Duelies. He would be good with close combat and moving fast. He would love using his splashdown too.

Niki: She would use a Kensa Splattershot to the fullest, covering her teamates from afar with her special and sub and then working to ink the rest of the map.

George: Sorella Brella. He would use the umbrella as a shield and then use the bombs to wipe the center before falling back again.

Callahan: Kensa Undercover Brella. Because he is an international superspy.

Sam: Explosher. I think he would genuinely like it but also the memes.

Ponk: Custom Goo Tuber because he deserves the Curling Bomb/Inkjet layout.

BBH: Carbon Roller because I feel like he would be great at covering all the area in the back while everyone else is working on the middle (my favorite thing to do as a roller main)

Skeppy: I think Skeppy would use an Inkbrush Nouveau, I think he would like the ink speed to get to the front lines, and then use the baller to control the middle.

Punz: I honestly dont know about Punz, someone else do this one i cant decide I dont know much about him

Purpled: Kensa Splatterscope to go with the assassin vibe, picking his opponents off from a distance.

Schlatt: Schlatt is in fact mr grizz

Eret: Undercover Brella. Its funny that both the monarchs are using the same type of main, but I think the ink mine/splashdown is very fitting for the traitor incident.

HBomb: Squeezer. I dont know why its just the Vibes

Antfrost: Maybe Tri Slosher, Idk

Connor: Permanent Inkbrush. Give this mans all the speed

Puffy: Splat Roller. I wanna see her do the splashdown and control middle. please

Foolish: Octobrush Nouveau. I just think he'd be more focused on covering territory than kills.

Hannah: Tenta Brella. I think she'd really be good with the bubble blower.

Charlie S. Limecicle: HERE HE IS, THE WHOLE REASON I MADE THIS POST. Charlie would actually be the best at the game because, ya know, ink and slime and stuff. He uses the Bamboozler 14 Mk 11, because I feel like the Toxic Mist and Burst Bomb Launcher are very on par for him. He says "Dap Me Up!" After Every Kill. This man is rank X in all modes and nobody knows how, including him.

Michael: Again, I dont watch him much, I need someone else's opinion on this one