#guys im normal about bae i promise....

[mayoiayasep]

auhg <- he is still think about paradox live the animation episode 8 "vibes"

[grapecaseschoices]

hii!! if you're taking requests, can I ask for giggling while kissing for Pierre and Felix? 👀

this is 20,000 yrs old [ three ish months], but new laptop, im gonna try writing again. let's goooooooo.

Felix eyed his boyfriend with a frown.

No.

Well, that was an exaggeration -- it was impossible to eye his boyfriend, with a frown or anything else (!), with the stacks of books and paperwork that was piled upon the stilted desk that Pierre was tucked behind.

On it's own the old, wooden piece of furniture would stand as a whale in front of a shrimp a flounder in the face of Felix, who was currently standing one moderately-high platform below it, but today there was also the aforementioned paperwork.

He supposed that all the books and the paperwork weren't the newest factor. After all, the "antique" was one of Nat's most prize possessions in the warehouse study. It was something something something some-kind-of-natural-reddish-tree, something something Edwardian [or was that Gregorian? wait ... wasn't that a song?], something something something a classic. And it had been VERY expensive something something.

Somehow Ava hadn't blown her top off. [And Felix had seen that price tag; he would've been able to buy himself a new beanie everyday of his life for the next 100 years. He's pretty sure. He's fudging the math, but it was something similar.] Maybe it was because the desk seemed to do what Nat had promised; stow away a boatload of paperwork. Maybe it was because, as almost always, Ava couldn't deny Nat anything -- so long as it didn't counter a mission.

Maybe -- Felix didn't know. Felix had quickly dismissed the desk as soon as he'd seen it, sooner -- if he remembered right. It was boring and it wasn't as if he was allowed to use it. He was pretty sure that the only two people allowed even within a few feet of that thing were Ava and Nat. Or. He had been.

He supposed that was the benefit of being Nat's other bestie --- and normally Felix couldn't help but coo over his Natikins finding someone who was equal to her in nerd; but sneak pictures of how animated his boyfriend looked whenever he engaged Nat in a conversation about some dead guy who once wore togas.

Maybe that was because he could actually see his boyfriend when he was doing those kind of things. Pierre had been at this for HOURS. At this rate, Felix was certain he might die of boredom by the time a certain detective remembered to come up for air. This wasn't an exaggeration! -- Felix knew from experiencing Pierre at the station just how focused his bae could be.

Felix let out a dramatic huff. A loud one.

And for a moment, he thought might've been enough -- but it turned out the shuffling was just because Pierre had dropped his pen.

In that moment, Felix disliked pens as much as he disliked paperwork and desks. Luckily, for Pierre, and for himself, Felix wasn't someone easily deterred.

He knew of one assured way that could distract attention to what deserved Pierre's focus the most -- his lips at the moment. He tok the steps up the platform and stood before the desk. He carefully - after all, he may be reckless but he wasn't malicious - placed his hands in front of the things on the desk and pushed himself up with the strength of his flattened palms [and vamprisim]. Then he leaned forward and placed a kiss on Pierre's bowed head, before settling himself back down to the ground quietly.

He bit back a giggle as he heard the muttered confusion. And he waited. Before he did it again. When he was certain that Pierre's attention was upward, he darted to the side of the table and leaned forward to --- well, the plan had been to lay a kiss on the back of his boyfriend's neck or at his ears, but instead of looking upward, Pierre was looking right at him with those brown eyes that always proceeded to steal Felix's breath. And, at the moment, proceeded to cause Felix to lose his balance.

He couldn't help but feel a little smug when Pierre's hands reached out to grab him instead of the paperwork they'd both ended up knocking against. So smug, he took advantage of the situation and pecked a kiss on Pierre's forehead before he settled down in his boyfriend's lap as said boyfriend tightly pulled him close. Though, when he apologized for the mess he meant it.

Pierre's form was tense but Felix knew he meant it when he said, "I don't you to worry about it. I can fix it in a matter of minutes. If anything, I'm the one who owes you an apology, not the other way around." At Felix's frown, he continued. "I've been ignoring you, haven't I? For the past --"

Felix caught his face fast, delighted in how the newly growing beard bristled against his hands, and kept Pierre's attention on him. He knew if Pierre would caught the time, he would end up feeling awful - they were working on work/life balance - and that wasn't what Felix was here for.

"Then start now." He insisted; a small, warm smile quirked his lips.

At that, for a moment, it wasn't just Pierre's posture that was rigid bu his typically serious expression became more firm than usual. And for a moment Felix worried that the mood might get ruined, if Pierre chose to ignore his words.

But muscle by muscle, Pierre eased in his grip -- his own smile teased at the corner of his mouth as he murmured, "You're right -- I shouldn't waste more time. How about this for repayment?"

Felix was about to say something -- but it died in his mind, it vanished before it could reach his tongue, as Pierre leaned forward and pressed two kisses on his head. Instead of at the crown, as he had done for Pierre, but at each of his temple. One the second kiss, he teasingly nudged the edge of the beanie on Felix's head upward with the tip of his nose. Felix's suddenly hammering heart slowed, slightly, when a giggle tumbled out his mouth. The sound morphed to snickered amusement as Pierre kissed dead center at his ear. "Gross." Felix joked.

He laughed louder when Pierre kissed his chin. Laughter slowly melted into something warm when Felix got all the kisses he had been desiring -- and then some. Slowly and teasing. Warm and heart-fluttering. Sweet and all his. Kisses upon kisses until Pierre's lips found his.

[harlowsslut]

Miles From Normal

A/N- Hey…Hey😀…How y’all doing?😸 So let's pretend i didn't disappear for a week.

Word Count- 1.1k+

Jack Harlow x Reader

Summary- You are avoiding telling people you and Jack are dating. You guys eventually do but the way you did it is not the way you expected.

Warnings- cursing, fluff

You and Jack have been dating for 8 months. You knew eventually that you would have to tell people. You ignored it for a awhile. Every time Jack tried to talk to you about it, you diverted the conversation. You wanted too keep yours and Jacks relationship the same as it's always been.

He assured you that after you guys announced it that it wouldn’t change the way he saw you or loved you. But you knew he was terrified, even if he tried his hardest to hide it. You knew that the twitter comments, the criticism, and online news articles would get to his head. So when the time came to tell, you avoided to every extent you could. "Y/N" "hmm" you hummed half asleep.

"You gotta get up babe" he stated rubbing your back. Jack had gotten up early to do checks for the concert he was headlining and to do some other things. "I'd rather not" you mumbled "Okay" he mumbled into your hair while kissing your head. "Well im leaving to go do checks and some other stuff" "K. I love you" you said turning onto your back looking into his eyes.

"I love you to" he exclaimed leaning down to kiss your lips. You could stay in that position for eternity. "Mamas" he mumbled into the kiss, "I gotta go". "K". "I'll have Urban or someone from my team come and get you to take you to the show" "What time does it start again" "5 my love". It was 7 am.

"I'll be there at 4" "im sure you will" "LOVE YOU, BYE" Jack screamed. "I LOVE YOU TOO". You were in bed till 11. The only reason you got up was cause you had chores to do. You had to clean the house, go to the grocery store, and go shopping just cause. You got up took a shower, washed your face, and picked out something to wear. You decided to wear a cropped tank top, your air forces, and a little jewelry.

Also you picked out a little handbag to go with. You weren’t that hungry so you didn’t bother to make breakfast. You wanted to get back in your bed as fast as you could. You grabbed your keys and left. “Gross” you commented.

Your car was filled with fast food bags. Stress Eating is a bitch. “I’ll do it later…or get Jack to do it”. First stop was the grocery store. You didn’t have a specific list if stuff you needed, so you basically went with your gut. You walked out with everything but food.

“Note to self: Don’t tell Jack i just bought more then 100$ worth of anything but food”. Next stop was the mall. It was so crowded, you had to park at the walmart next door. You didn’t wanna be there any longer than you had to so you got in and got out. You were not getting stuck in traffic. You went to so many stores you had to ask one of the security guards to help you with your bags.

You got you and Jack matching shoes, matching jogger sets, and matching jackets. The jackets had yours names on the back. Was it corny? Yes! Is it cute though? Also yes!. You finally got home at around 4 so that gave you enough time to get ready. It took you about 10 minutes to shower and wash you hair. But at least another 20 to figure out what to wear.

Your a very indecisive person. One of your best traits Jack says. You decided on something simple but still compliments what Jack was wearing. A white button up with a “California” crewneck. For shoes you chose off white converses.

Jewelry you just wore some plain gold pieces and your promise ring from Jack. By the time you were done it was around 5 and Urban just texted you.

Urb👺: Hurry up. Don’t wanna miss your baes show😻.

You and Urban were practically best friends. A bunch of people thought you and Urb were dating him for the longest time. You hurried up, grabbed your bag and got in the black suv outside you home.

“Send me a text like that again and i will hurt you” “Love you to Y/N” “Stfu and drive please” you said smiling. “whatever”. What felt like hours you finally pulled up to the venue. Riding with Urban wasn’t so bad actually. You too blasted a bunch of music.

Some of Jacks songs and some of Nicki Minaj. “Get out” “Hmmmm- No!” “Y/N. I will crash this car right now”. You knew he was bluffing. “Ok” “Ok”. He took his foot off the brake and the car started rolling.

You just sat on your phone scrolling thru instagram. After about a minute he slammed on the brakes. “Your an asshole” “I know” you said smiling while getting out the car. You already knew where to go. You got to the back and saw Jack getting mic’d up so you just went to his dressing room.

He eventually texted you asking where you were and you said his dressing room. You didn’t even here him come in, you wouldn’t have known he was in the room until he plopped down in the couch next to you. You would be lying if you said you didn’t have a mini heart attack. “Hello lover boy” “Hi mamas. What did you do today” “Bought alot of stuff.

I got us a bunch of matching stuff”. His face lit up. He loves matching clothes. Jack had a little while before he went on so you and him just sat on the couch talking the day away. You were interrupted by Urban running into the room.

“Jack! Dude you go on in like 2 minutes” “Crap ok we’re coming” “We?” “Yes we” “Jack- What did you do?” “Something! come on” Jack grabbed your hand and dragged you to the side of the stage. They called Jack onto stage. After awhile the crowd calmed down. “Before we get this show started i have a special person i would like y’all to meet” You knew were this was going and you hated it. “My Gf!”.

Your heart sank. You didn’t wanna go but you had to for Jacks sake. You walked out on that stage like a runway model. And the way Jack looked at you. You knew you would never let him go.

You walked up to Jack and kissed his cheek. After all that you went back stage and hung out with Urban and Jacks manager. Jack eventually finished. You guys decided to stay for the whole show. After the show you and Jack went to interact with his fans.

His fans were so sweet but seemed to be more in love with him then you were. It was a bit concerning. You eventually left but. “So you know how i said i went grocery shopping earlier today” “Yea” “So i didn’t actually get food” “Y/N!” “WHAT?” “You had one job” “You shouldn’t expect much from me” “why can’t you be normal” “Baby, im miles from normal” you announced.

[blxetsi]

hi! i find your headcanons really cute and accurate and they actually make me giggle because yes. i was wondering if i can request reader pranking the warriors (or anyone else you want to add) where they're both chilling in bed and reader suddenly says they are sleeping on the living room/sofa? if you ever do it, thank you so much!

here's the link of the prank : https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSJyKughS/

ty for your request bb !! this was rlly fun to do 😁👍

pranking the warriors headcanons (modern au)

characters: reiner braun x gn!reader, bertholdt hoover x gn!reader, annie leonhart x gn!reader

warnings: uh fluff ? humor, maybe suggestive content ?

reiner braun

- yuh so u saw the trend on tiktok and thought itd be hilarious to do it on reiner

- you didnt set up a camera or anything,,, reiner can be very observant so he'd probably notice if your phone was propped up in a weird way

- you two were changing the sheets before bed, putting on a nice pastel colour

- you kinda just said it out of the blue

- "im gonna sleep on the couch tonight, okay honey ?"

- he kinda just,,, stops folding the comforter over for a second, before finishing his job

- ".....okay."

- HE LOOKED LIKE A KICKED PUPPY WTF

- "are you okay with that ?" "well, why are you sleeping there tonight ?"

- you came up w the excuse off the top of your head

- "well,,,, you snore....." GOOD GOING MF 🙄🤚

- his jaw DROPS and he looks at you with so much shock

- "and you've just brought this up now ? just as we're about to go to sleep ? i dont snore. ive never snored ever before. how long have i been doing this ? how long have you been keeping this from me-" OKAY BAE CALM DOWN

- hes so shocked and embarrassed omg

- you cant help but laugh in his face and he stands there on the other side of the bed looking at you like 👁️👁️

- "im so sorry baby, it was just a joke from tiktok im sorry i promise"

- now he wants you to sleep on the couch

- but after you press some FAT kisses all over his face he caves and you two get into bed for sleepy time

- just as youre about to doze off a tiny voice near your ear goes "do i really snore though ?" BITCH GO TO SLEEP ‼️

bertholdt hoover

- bitch literally doesnt even care

- im sorry

- if anything he offers to sleep w you on the couch

- "im gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

- "🤨 why ?"

- "uh, theres a draft in here." "where ?" "what" "like where do you feel it ?" "uh, near the vent ?" "😐 is that a question or an answer" "u bitch"

- he literally calls ur bluff idc idc

- he plays along though "okay lets sleep on the couch then, or we can switch sides so i can feel this draft"

- "no i have to sleep on the couch"

- "so you're just sick of me then" okay gaslight gatekeep girlboss 🙄🤚 tone it down 😋🤞

- you end up just going to bed on your normal side

- "omg babe" "what im trying to sleep" "i feel the draft 😹" "go fuck yourself"

- the mf is so smug he already knew the trend going around, he felt so smart like shut up ‼️

annie leonhart

- doesnt believe you

- makes you sleep with her anyways

- shes waiting for u to finish brushing your teeth, and when you come in you go into the closet and pull a folded blanket up from the top shelf

- "you cold ?" "no i uh,,, im gonna sleep on the couch tonight"

- SHE LAUGHS. LITERALLY LAUGHS "no you arent"

- "why not ?" "because you're sleeping with me"

- okay mommy 🥰👍

- she gets up from her comfy spot just to pull you to bed

- "are you trying to seduce me into sleeping here ?" "i dont need to seduce you to get you to sleep here"

- youre right tho,,, ur right

- you guys get settled into bed with your head on her chest, and she holds you like she normally does, one hand on your back and the other cradling your head

- finally she says "hitch showed me a video of her doing that prank on marlowe, you arent slick"

- "hitch did it on marlowe ?? i wanna see that" "its nothing special, just marlowe freaking out and thinking he did something wrong" "that sounds funny" "eh, it was alright"

- you two go to sleep in each others arms like normal, and annie has another cute memory of her lover to think about now

YUH ‼️‼️‼️ REQUESTS R OPEN ILY ALL STAY SAFE

[rebhb]

hello, darlings! my name is moon, i am twenty years old and i live in hell, gmt-3. english is not my first language so please, be patient with me if you see any mistakes in our threads --- i promise i’m doing my best. i also ask for you guys to tag anything related to the ocean and its animals, even more if they’re explicit images or descriptive mentions of those things. anyways, enough about me! under the read more you’ll find some information about the chameleon, but you can click this link if you’d like to read his entire biography ♥

TRIGGER WARNINGS : mentions of death, blood, shooting.

THE CHAMELEON : bae hanbyeol, @athanatos. 

before afterlife, hanbyeol was born from a famous actress and a famous musician. he was born a celebrity and lived his entire life surrounded by cameras and fame, encouraged to be a musician just like his father.

he did become a musician and a very popular one, definitely the country’s favorite singer and with that. he conquered a lot --- a legion of fans being part of those achievements.

afraid of being in scandals that could potentially ruin his image and career, hanbyeol prived himself from living a normal life.

in fact, that only made him become unhappy and crave for the anonymity of a simple life.

but that unhappy life came to an end when he was shot, a fan awaited for him to get back home from an event and surprised hanbyeol with a bullet straight into his heart. 

when he woke up again, as contradictory as it sounds, hanbyeol was dead and uploaded in afterlife.

after afterlife, he felt nothing but confusion for the first few years, he didn’t have a lot of information about what all of that was --- he was only the third person to be uploaded into that new world.

but eventually, hanbyeol understood that he was given a second chance: he could try again and maybe give himself the life that he so much envied of those that didn’t have to deal with fame like he had.

for that reason, he excluded himself from others. he became a loner, an enthusiast of solitude, and an appreciator of his own silence.

he finally learned what peace felt like, and he was not willing to change it.

to make up for the lack of social interactions, that hanbyeol could swear he didn’t need, he started a diary --- he wrote in that notebook everything that intrigued him about afterlife, and that includes glitches, errors, typos, literally anything that would catch his attention.

he believed that maybe, one day, all of those things he wrote about could be useful to someone --- either to improve the system or to become the history of what afterlife once was.

right now, hanbyeol has become someone paranoid, almost as much as he used to be in his life before afterlife. he barely leaves his apartment, afraid that people ( a number that has increased considerably ever since he was uploaded ) will recognize him for who he was in the past.

sometimes you’ll meet him as hanbyeol, sometimes as jihoon, and some other times as daehyun; and he will come up with a new name whenever he feels like it’s needed, just to protect his anonymity and the silence that he has conquered in his second chance at life.

his paranoia sometimes gets the best of him and he feels uncomfortable being around crowds, so he might ask to go somewhere private whenever he has company --- doesn’t matter if they’re friends, new acquaintances, or even enemies!

he’s a good man, though... just needs the right encouragement to get out of his apartment and actually live his second life properly.

POSSIBLE WANTED PLOTS : 

NEIGHBORS + 02. : you either worry about him or you really don’t understand him. he’s always locked in his apartment and you really don’t know why --- but you know it’s not okay. you either try to encourage him to leave and enjoy life, or you just try to approach him to find out why he’s so distant from everything.

TRAVELERS + 01 --- TAKEN. : you’re one of the very few people that manage to convince hanbyeol to leave his apartment when he doesn’t need it. you make him want to discover the world and you do it together, he can barely feel the time pass when you’re together.

TRUSTWORTHY + 02 --- 1 TAKEN. : he finds comfort in your company, he feels like he can tell you everything and anything without suffering the consequences of it. definitely one of the best friends he will ever make in the afterlife.

THE PANIC + 01 --- TAKEN. : you’ve met him before your death and not only once, so when you see a familiar face again... you can’t help but to try to approach him, which sets his paranoia to its peak and makes him panic every time he sees you.

UNKNOWN CODES + 01. : there are so many things he has seen in all these years in afterlife, mistakes caused by the programmers of the system and things that will probably never happen again --- things that could maybe be very precious to someone who knows what they mean.

NOT ONLY PHYSICAL + 01 — TAKEN. : he never planned on leaving the closet, not even when he was still alive. his sexuality was a big secret that only one person knew of before afterlife — a security guard he had an undisclosed relationship with before his death. but now, being alone for so many years has kind of made hanbyeol feel a little needy… until he meets you. there is a good connection and good chemistry between the both of you and things kinda become more than just a friendship.

UNREQUITED + 01. : you have a crush on him but unfortunately, it is not mutual... he wants to be friends, but he doesn’t know if he should or not because he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings. he just doesn’t know what to do when you’re around.

ANNOYANCE + 02. : something about him makes you want to punch him. it’s probably how he doesn’t seem to care about anything, and yet, care about everything all at once. he’s always contradicting himself and it upsets you so much... or maybe there’s another reason, who knows?

BABYSITTER + 03. : if there is one person that has time to take care of your pet when you’re not home, that’s hanbyeol. he loves animals and he treats all of them like they’re his own, and there is a chance ( in fact, a certainty ) that he likes your pet more than he likes you.

AND THAT’S ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR NOW BUT I’LL ADD MORE WITH TIME!!! i find it easier to plot and discuss things on discord, so dm me your username and i’ll add you --- though i don’t mind plotting through tumblr ims too.

anyways, welcome to all of us! ♥

[letstalksymphogear]

Symphogear, EP. 3 (Cont.)

“aight fellas im here for the fortnite session where we droppin boys”

Hibiki shows up, ready to participate in this four player game of sociological tension.

“hope hibiki’s doing okay. im worried about her. ryoko, stop resting your arm on my head.”

“ryoko does as ryoko pleases baby”

Vibrates angstily.

“im missing my wife for this guys please lets just do this”

“wish i had a wife too instead of this vase filled with fucking ashes” SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP

The squad analyzes the statistics of all Noise outbreaks over the last month to see if there’s a pattern somewhere. Somehow, Hibiki is regarded as an authority on this, despite being just a normal girl.

This is not the face of someone who has a degree in Noisology, let alone even listened to a Noisia album.

“looking photogenic while this girl describes how these horrible, lovecraftian entities butcher entire populations will look great on my acting resume”

Strained sounds of holding back laughter at this absolute clownery.

*coughs quietly*

Exposition goes on about the UN acknowledging the existence of Noise, but them existing for far longer, existing in myths as demons and monsters of long ago. This makes little sense, but fuck it, just roll with it. They also say the Noise is rare, but this being Symphogear, the Noise will be here forever, until the end of time.

“its like the noise are a metaphor........................”

Hibiki, looking dead inside as the average overnight studying student would, muses whether someone is behind the noise. She also asks if you can hear the sound of one hand clapping.

Tsubasa makes a very relevant observation that the school is smack dab at the center of all these outbreaks. In retrospect, you probably should have asked her first. She points out it may be because someone wants their get their hands on the almost complete relic hidden away in the 2nd Division: Durandal. Why anyone wants an old ass french sword is beyond me.

“yeah i can do exposition too, fuck you”

Finished relics are extremely rare and as a result extremely powerful. Incomplete ones are pretty powerful, but need to be rebuilt a bit.

“i discovered all this, conveniently, as the only person left to do so! totally not suspicious at all.”

“anime plot hurting brain. bullshit levels make think no good.”

“wish i got hired for a macross anime instead, they get to go to space”

“being meguca is suf- wait, im confusing my roles”

The exposition goes on to note that America wants the relic. This is one of the few shows that depicts America in a very serious and antagonistic light. America never cooperates in any useful way except once.

“it should would suck if someone was sending us them noise monster all on purpose-like”

“yeah............! suuuuuure would suck.... mmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm...”

Tsubasa and Ogawa quietly plan idol ruminations. This animation used to be far, far worse.

This is the moment where Tsubasa becomes sword-kin. From here on out, she will always refer to herself as a sword. This is law. Literally every single season has this same deal. She believes she is a sword. I know it’s not literal, but I like pretending it is.

Succ Intensifies

“gonna get her number later after the season is over, damn”

Hibiki muses on the nature of war.

“why we gotta fight”

“cause yall suck”

Ryoko then says some very not nice things that we’re just going to walk right around because Ryoko is a little bit of a weirdo and should probably keep her flirting to the short haired lady working on the bridge.

“i will call the cops, lady”

Hibiki starts her next day at school as she spots Tsubasa during her choir class.

“forget my nintendo switch with the latest smash bros game in the classroom goddamnit”

“hibiki please tone down the gay for five seconds while we try to get through this dumb singing class in one piece”

“i smell a homewrecker”

“THE GAY CAN NEVER BE TONED DOWN, IT CAN ONLY BE TONED”

Hibiki is then fed by multiple classmates for this statement.

The Anime Janai crew is fond of Hibiki, much like a group of Lords being fond of the royal court jester. Hibiki clowns it up by working on a report she procrastinated until the very last minute. “Your life sure is an anime!”, one of them says. Hibiki then says, “I wish!”. They smile in unison at the irony.

Look at how they mock the threads of reality. Absolute monsters.

Hibiki nails the report at the skin of her teeth, Miku’s gonna get ready for the meteor shower, everyone’s real fucking happy, the evening looks peaceful, all is well.

“i cant wait to do all these fun things we promised several times over!”

Unfortunately, the worst case scenario happens.

Her tiddies start ringing.

“no.... fuck.... my tiddies... they’re ringing...”

She knows now she cannot go.

In retrospect, she probably could’ve blown them off. I mean, what are they gonna do? Fire her? She’s practically irreplaceable. Alas, her conscience is too strong. The ringing from her tiddies too loud to ignore.

“okay im back for the thing you promised we’d do repeatedly that we planned for a good amount of weeks now”

“...”

“i got fucking ghosted didnt i”

“cannot fucking believe i got ditched on my hot date with hibiki. bet its because her tiddies rang, isnt it. always her and her... GODDAMN tiddies ringing ALL THE TIME. LET ME BE WITH HER... god...”

“bae. im sorry. the tiddies rang. i have no choice.”

Miku tries to keep it together. Neither of them are happy about this state of affairs, and rightfully so, because it’s fucking stupid. Hell, it would have made more sense of Miku knew but still got jealous anyway, because she feels her job is establishing too much distance! And they talk those problems out instead of issues that only arise if everyone’s a goddamn moron about communication!

“but thats the point of the pl-”

NO! IT’S NOT CLEVER! IT’S FRUSTRATING! THERE ARE CLEVER WAYS TO SHOW A LACK OF COMMUNICATION BESIDES A CHAIN OF OBSTACLES TOO STUPID TO EXIST!

Miku takes the whole thing with grace even though I’m absolutely certain she threw her phone at the wall in raw, gay frustration.

Hibiki, understandably, is pretty fucking pissed.

“im gay. im angry, and im gonna fuck yall up for RUINING MY DATE AFTER HAVING FINISHED MY DAMN REPORT”

Hibiki fights the Noise. She’s gotten slightly better at fighting, but for now she’s still sorta trash at it. A grape themed Noise throws bombs and crushed her under rocks from a ceiling.

You’re a student. You’re the lone survivor of a concert that you got flak about for years. You go to an institution for singing with your best friend and basically get shoved into a life of crime fighting unwittingly. Your only teammate hates you and tried to kill you. You don’t get to hang out with your best friend anymore. Your teachers hate you. And you’re losing against the abominations that may have potentially warped your life negatively, forever.

This is probably the pivotal moment where Hibiki fucking snaps and decides she ain’t taking shit anymore. She’s not at her strongest yet, but mentally? She has decided to tell the world to go fuck itself.

“MY WIFE THINKS IM CHEAAAAAATING, MY TEAMMATE THINKS I SUUUUUUUUUCK, AND I’M SICK AND TIRED OF IT”

My, Hibiki, what big fangs you have. All the more to grit your teeth and beat the shit out of things with, I assure you.

Needless to say, even without having the skill, she’s starting to understand and get more comfortable with the full extent of the power her suit provides her.

She’s gotten so mad that even the illustrators are afraid of her.

To note: this isn’t just anime drama silhouette stylization. She is actually physically turning into a red eyed shadow. You’ll know why later down the road.

“YOU WANNA FUCKIN FIGHT ME NOW TSUBASA? HUH? HUH? YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ FIGHT ME?!”

Needless to say, her rampage goes on for a while.

She manages to dispatch all the Noise except for the Grape themed one. Up in the hole it made, she sees the meteor fall from the sky...

Wait, look closer. Is it a bird?

A plane?!

No, it’s...!

“i aint gonna tell her i just did a wish on her”

Sword!

“why the fuck does SHE get jetpacks?!”

Hibiki randomly yells out she wants to protect things too, for absolutely no real reason. Who would even break the ice with that. Hibiki, please.

They sorta stare each other down in a field awkwardly, like a bad high school reunion. But, a mysterious voice breaks out of literally fucking nowhere.

“didnt know they legalized gay marriage in japan already, otherwise id be showing up to this joke of a marriage sooner, you absolute buffoons”

“did this bitch just insinuate id waste my time getting married to this complete idiot, let alone even contemplate getting married in a public park as opposed to having a customized karaoke based marriage in the FUCKING HILTON?!”

“hey time out dont say that shit im already married and my wife already feels enough like im cheating so please keep those comments to yourself okay please”

“eat my ass, nerds. id tell you to come to the park in 15 minutes for an ass kicking...

but we’re already here, now aren’t we?”

[uta-no-knb]

Blog/Life Updates

Whats up fam! It’s Orca (or Jupie, whichever you prefer). So this is just a post with several announcements (no hiatus I promise you). Just some updates…like what I do in my spare time in addition to running this blog and yes gifs included XD ( loooooove gifs!)

This will include repeats of my previous long post...so bare with me 

Please read the whole post through :)

LETS BEGIN!! 

1. Scenarios/Headcanons/Requests

First off, I apologize for the amount of time its taking to get the requests done! In my ask box I currently have 14. I’ve had some real life situations that I had to take care of-and some are still being dealt with. BUT REST ASSURED I am working on them. Plot bunnies are really slow with coming up with ideas for the scenarios ( with the exception of the sequels…they have ideas already. I just have to make a story outline for them.)

2. Notes in Regards to NSFW Requests

Like I mentioned in my last long-ass note, I realize that Aomine is one of the most popular characters (which I cannot figure out for the life of me as to why he is) requested for NSFW. 

There are only so many different ways authors can write NSFW requests without them being repetitive. IM STILL DOING NSFW REQUESTS. You can still send in Aomine NSFW requests, just know that most of the time they won’t be full-on NSFW or if it sounds generic, I won’t do them. 

I apologize for this-don’t hate me. 

3. Rules

I realize that its been sometime since I started this blog, and as it continues to grow, I’ve realized that the rules are outdated. So I will be updating the rules...when I’m not being lazy...

4. New Stories?

So, again like I mentioned in the last a/n I have been toying with the idea of starting a Kasamatsu x OC story; it will be a crossover with another sports anime (here’s a hint: it involves teams represented by a crow, cat, and an owl). 

The second story idea is an Uta Pri story featuring the rocker from “Quartet Night”, Kurosaki Ranmaru. 

Tell me what you think.

5. Possible New Fandom??

So I’ve also been toying with the idea of, in addition to this being a KnB scenario blog...if I should add the “Uta no Prince-sama” fandom as well...maybe? I’m not sure. 

6. Music/Covers

If you have been following my blog from the start,  I answered some asks in regards to making a parody of “Mama Mia” with “Hanamiya” (Rest assured, this will happen, I just don’t know when yet.)

In addition, I am working on translating several character songs from Kuroko no Basuke and other series and making covers for them. The songs include:

“Locker Room Shout for Tomorrow” - Kasamatsu Character Song (gotta include Bae)

“Bring it On Now” ~ Kuroko Character song, feat. Takao

“Steal Your Breath” - Hanamiya Character Song

“Watakushi wa chūjitsuna inu desu (I am a Faithful Dog)” - Roen Character Song (Dance with Devils)

“Clear Blue Departure” - Free! Iwatobi Swim Club (remake)

“Poision Kiss” ~ Quartet Night (Uta no Prince-Sama)

“We are Starish” ~ Starish (Uta no Prince-Sama)

“Only One” ~ Kurosaki Ranmaru (Uta no Prince-Sama)

“Bright Road” ~ Kurosaki Ranmaru (Uta no Prince-sama) [ NEW ADDITION TO THE LIST!]

If you want to see an example of my covers, here’s my version of “Clear Blue Departure”. This is my AMV/anime covers channel NOT my personal channel.

7. Social Media

So as you may or may not know, this is not my main blog; this is one of my side blogs. I have an additional sideblog called “Unofficial Anime Quotes” (<-Click to go there). I just created a new side blog called “FortunateHarmoniousOwl” (<- Click to go there) which is my anime sideblog. 

I also will be making an Ao3 account (I have one, just have to remember my log-in and stuff)

8. Tags

I will be going through the entire blog and tagging the posts with their correct tags-as well as updating the tag page on the desktop version of the site (eventually....maybe.....there are a lot of posts....)

9. Chit-Chat

I love talking to you guys. Don’t be afraid to send me asks about anything. If you need to vent-send me a private message and I’ll listen. If you want advice, send me an ask on anon and I’ll listen and offer advice. Hell, even normal conversations are nice too :-)

So dont be afraid-I’m a friendly person I swear

10. Commissions?

I’ve been considering doing commissions but...and this is insecure me coming into play-I’m not sure if my writing is good enough for commissions....I don’t know. Do you guys think I should (not being pity I swear. It’s curiosity)?

AND FINALLY...

11. Followers

I’m shook....I honestly can’t believe that there are 847 of you guys following me and my silly blog.

Thank you all so much!! I know my writing isn’t as great as other writers, ( @ourneverendingpossibilities​ @boku-no-knb​  @darkanddirtyknb​ just to name a few)  but I sincerely, and honestly value and appreciate every one of you for sticking around and for your patience. I love writing, so the fact that you like my writing (which is mostly dialogue writing)….it shocks me...Like it seriously does.

So, I figured, I would do a little reward thing for milestones.

When this blog reaches 1,000 followers, I will do a Q & A video, recording me playing the sims (I will be starting a new game when this milestone happens); no face, just my voice. When we reach 1,500+ followers, I will do a full face reveal.

^ Finally, I know right? XD

Okay, I believe that’s it for announcements; I’m sorry its so long XD.

I would appreciate it (if you wanted) to leave me some feedback on some of my suggestions-like the new fandom, stories, and so on)

ANYWAY 

I really, really, REALLY appreciate every single one of you who are here with me. You guys are just plain awesome and-if I could, I would give each and every one of you a hug!

Anyway, Until next time!

~Orca/Jupie

[imagineproduce101]

Don’t Play

Im Youngmin is your brother’s best friend. You happen to have a huge crush on him.

angst and fluff ish?

some weird non idol au

kim donghyun is your older brother

warning: this includes unsafe/underage (?) drinking and sexual harassment. 

part two

You sighed, staring up at the white ceiling of your bedroom. It was hot—too hot—and all you wanted was some ice cream. You could get up and go to the corner store a block away to get some, but it was too hot to even go outside.

You rolled over onto your stomach, kicking your bare legs up to try and get some cool air on them. Normally you didn’t wear shorts, but this heat made you bend the rules a bit.

“Yah, Kim Donghyun, can you go get some ice cream?” You shouted loudly to the room across from yours. Donghyun, your brother, was always bugging you to go buy food, citing your younger age as a reason for you to go.

“I’m playing Overwatch!” He yelled back, making you roll your eyes.

“Okay, and?”

“And that means no!”

You groaned, shoving your face into your pillow. Even that was hot.

“It’s fine, I can go,” you heard Im Youngmin say quietly with a chuckle, making you freeze. You had no idea that Youngmin was over today, despite the fact that he practically lived at your house. Youngmin, Donghyun’s best friend, was quite possibly the most handsome guy you’d seen in your life, and you’d been crushing on him for as long as you could remember.

“(Y/N), I’m going to the store,” Youngmin knocked before sticking his head into your room (something Donghyun would never do). “You want me to pick up anything for you?”

“Yeah, just some chocolate ice cream,” you replied, rolling off the bed with a thump to grab your wallet.

“Oh no, it’s fine, I can pay,” Youngmin sent you a smile, “it’s a thank you for all the times Donghyun’s forced you to buy food.”

“HYUNG, STOP FLIRTING WITH MY SISTER AND GO BUY THE ICE CREAM!”

Youngmin rolled his eyes at Donghyun’s words before sending you another smile. “I’ll be right back!”

You waited breathlessly for Youngmin to leave the house before dragging yourself over to Donghyun’s room.

“For the love of God, Buddha and anyone else out there, can you please not embarrass me like that?” You hissed furiously as he mashed the keys on his keyboard, eyes glued to his computer screen.

“What?” Donghyun shrugged, “you like him, he likes you. I’m just out here doing my baby sister a favor.”

“No, you’re embarrassing me,” you replied, slapping him on the back of the head, “I hope you lose.”

“What harsh words for a man who’s just trying to help,” Donghyun called after you as you left his room, slamming the door after you.

Donghyun knew about your crush on Youngmin, and kept insisting that Youngmin liked you back, but it never seemed to make sense. Yeah, Youngmin was nice to you and all, but he was just a nice guy—it didn’t mean that he liked you romantically.

“One chocolate ice cream for the lady,” Youngmin knocked on the door again, making you scurry over and grab the ice cream, thanking him profusely. He smiled down at you as you pressed the cool container against your flushed cheeks.

“Thanks again, Youngmin,” you thanked him with a smile, already shoving a spoon of ice cream into your mouth. He was about to re-enter Donghyun’s room when he paused, turning to face you.

“Hey, by the way, there’s this party later tonight, over at Ong Seongwoo’s house,” he said casually. You could have sworn that his cheeks were turning a bit pink, but you chalked it up to the heat. “I’m assuming that Donghyun didn’t tell you, so I was wondering if you’d want to go.”

“Who’s going?” You asked through your mouthful of ice cream.

“THE USUAL PEOPLE,” Donghyun yelled loudly, “YOUNGMIN, PLEASE STOP ASKING MY SISTER ON DATES SO THAT WE CAN ACTUALLY BEAT THIS LEVEL.” Youngmin shot you an annoyed look, to which you snickered in response.

“So I’ll see you there?” Youngmin asked hopefully.

“What do you mean, see you there?” You joked, punching him in the arm, “you’re probably gonna stay here and eat our food until it’s time to leave.”

“YOUNGMIN PLEASE.”

Youngmin sighed in exasperation, “I should probably get back to the five year old,” he grinned at you, “it’ll be fun, I promise.”

Even though you’d told Youngmin that you’d stay home before the party, you ended up going over to one of your friend’s house to get ready with her (Youngmin and Donghyun had been too caught up in their video game to really grasp that you were leaving).

Yoojung, Doyeon and Sohye were already at Somi’s house by the time you got there.

“You took forever, (Y/N),” Yoojung complained, shoving the clothes she’d picked out for you at you.

“And you didn’t even do your makeup?” Somi giggled.

“Hey, I brought my makeup bag with me,” you protested, wriggling into the ripped black jean shorts that Yoojung had picked. After yanking on the loose white tank top, you let Somi apply the makeup to your face.

“I hope Woojin’s there,” Sohye sighed from her position sprawled out on Somi’s bed.

“You really like him, don’t you?” Doyeon snickered at Sohye’s dreamy face.

“Um, yes I do?” Sohye sat up, glaring at your best friend, “he’s amazing, a great dancer, and adorable.”

“Hey, (Y/N), is your brother going?” Yoojung asked.

“Yes, and you are not hitting on my brother,” you replied, closing your eyes to let Somi carefully line them.

“If your brother’s going, doesn’t that mean Youngmin’s going too?” Sohye asked, wiggling her eyebrows.

“Guys, maybe tonight’s the night?” Yoojung teased you, “maybe the lovebirds will finally get together.”

“Aw, leave her alone,” Somi giggled, “she’s blushing.”

You rolled your eyes, letting the girls tease you a bit more before it was time to head out. You pulled on the black ankle boots that you’d arrived in, heading over to where Yoojung’s car was parked haphazardly in the Jeon’s driveway.

new text from: youngminnie^^

>>so I guess we are meeting you there?

Haha yeah

My friends wanted me to come over

So that’s what I ended up doing

>>wow lame

>>u highkey ditched me

>>and now im stuck with donghyun the five year old

Hahaha im sorry

Pls forgive me

>>lol we got here abt five mins ago

>>find us when you get the chance!

“(y/n), get off your phone, we’re here!” Yoojung exclaimed, carefully parking her car at the curb. Even a block away, you could hear the loud bass of the music playing at Seongwoo’s house.

Like all of Ong Seongwoo’s parties, there were copious amounts of booze, dancing and making out. Everyone had a beer or Solo cup in hand, and you could have sworn you saw a group of people doing body shots in the kitchen.

“Let’s go get some drinks,” Doyeon yelled over the loud music. You all nodded, heading to the kitchen.

“Hey ladies,” Choi Minki greeted you all from where he stood at the kitchen counter mixing drinks. You accepted the offered red cup filled with some sort of unknown alcohol, taking small sips of it as your friends made their way back to the dance floor.

The music, as usual, was good—Seongwoo had good music taste, if nothing else. You spent a good portion of the night just dancing with your friends, completely forgetting about finding Youngmin.

“Hey,” Yoojung giggled in your ear, obviously tipsy, “where’s your brother? I wanna say hi!”

“Oh, I dunno, actually,” you realized that you hadn’t seen him the whole night, “stay with the girls, I’ll go find him.” You detached yourself from Yoojung in pursuit of your brother, trying the kitchen first.

“Hey, Minki, have you seen Donghyun or Youngmin recently?” you asked the blond, who was chatting with Jonghyun, Aron and Dongho.

“I think I saw them with the other guys out on the back patio,” Dongho mentioned helpfully, jabbing his thumb in that general direction.

“Thanks dude,” you sent him a smile, setting off towards the back patio. A bunch of guys were sitting out there—your brother, Youngmin, Park Jihoon, Bae Jinyoung, Ha Minho, Park Woojin, Ahn Hyeongseob, Zhu Jung Jung, Huang Justin, and Lee Euiwoong, to name a few.

“She’s hot,” you heard Jihoon agree, as a few of the guys laughed.

“(Y/N), though,” Ha Minho said appreciatively, “would smash.”

You felt yourself bristle at the way you, and apparently other girls, were being talked about. Some of the guys you could see would partake in something like this, but Youngmin? Your brother?

“Dude, hands off, she’s Youngmin’s,” Hyeongseob joked, making you freeze.

“I totally forgot about that,” Minho chuckled, “Youngmin, whatever happened to that bet?”

Donghyun turned to Youngmin, a deadly look on his face. “What bet?”

“Yeah, Im Youngmin,” you snapped, drawing attention to yourself from where you stood by the back door, arms closed across his chest. “What bet?”

“Oh, you don’t know?” Minho smirked evilly, “I would have thought loverboy here would have told you something. He had a bet with a few guys about when you two would get together.”

“What the hell, dude,” Donghyun hissed. However, you couldn’t tear your eyes from Youngmin, and couldn’t ignore the swirl of emotions in your stomach.

“I can’t believe I ever thought you were nice,” you snapped before storming back into the house, trying to hold back tears.

“Hey (Y/N), did you find them?” Minki asked cheerfully.

“Yeah, I found them,” you replied shakily, leaning against the kitchen counter. “What kind of drinks do you have?”

“Hey, you okay?” Jonghyun asked, placing a hand on your shoulder. You smiled at his concern, still a bit numb from that whole interaction.

“I’m fine,” you said quietly, spotting a bottle of tequila and grabbing it.

“Woah, woah, that’s way more than one shot,” Dongho reached out to slow the speed at which you were pouring, trading a look with his friends.

“That’s kind of the idea,” you replied, downing the tequila quickly, relishing the burn in your chest. Out of the corner of your eye, you caught sight of your friends, abandoning your cup and the boys in favor of them.

As soon as your friends saw you, they dragged you out to the dancefloor and you began moving to the beat easily, taking sips from Doyeon’s cup occasionally. You rocketed straight past tipsy to straight-up drunk, eager to forget what had happened earlier that night.

“Hey, babe,” you heard someone say into your ear, coming up behind you as you danced, “what do you say to coming home with me tonight?”

“Hm?” you turned around in confusion, not really sure what was going on. Ha Minho stood there, one arm around your waist. “Hey, I don’t want your hand there.” You tried to bat his hand away, but he maintained his grip.

“Come on, don’t be a tease,” Minho smirked at you, and you barely registered him coming closer and closer to you before you reacted.

“Get the hell away from her, punk!”

Just as you kneed Minho clumsily in the groin, Youngmin came up behind him, yanking him off you and delivering a strong punch to his jaw. Minho laid on the floor, one hand on his crotch, the other on his jaw.

“You okay?” He asked breathlessly, taking your face into his hands. You frowned up at him, vision getting a bit fuzzy.

“You don’t even care about me,” you slurred, feeling tears begin to well up. Youngmin sighed, leading you off of the dance floor.

“(Y/N), I care about you more than you know,” he said quietly, eyes scanning over your frame to make sure you weren’t hurt in any way. You stood there in Seongwoo’s hall, wiping your eyes and sniffling, not really aware of the world around you. “Youngmin-ah, can you take me home please?” You asked softly, reaching out to take his hand. “I just want to go home.”

“Yeah, let’s go,” Youngmin squeezed your hand, leading you out of the house carefully. The night air washed over your skin, making you shiver.

“Wow, the stars look like…” you trailed off, pointing up at the sky, “like rice! It’s like rice, in the sky!” Youngmin handed you his sweatshirt, giving you one of his small smiles. After tugging the large sweatshirt on, you took his hand again, sighing. “Youngminnie, why do you have to be so perfect? Why did I have to go and like you?”

“(Y/N), you’re drunk,” Youngmin said quietly as you turned a corner. A car crept by slowly, its headlights casting a golden light on the two of you. You groaned at the bright light, covering your eyes with the sleeves of Youngmin’s sweatshirt.

“Just because I’m drunk doesn’t mean I don’t like you,” you replied grumpily, glaring up at him.

“Why don’t we talk about this tomorrow morning when you’re sober?” Youngmin asked, carefully straightening the sweatshirt so that it was on your body correctly. “I can give you a piggyback ride if you want?”

“Yes, please,” you muttered, clamboring onto his back when he bent over. As he lifted you up, you nuzzled your nose into his neck, sniffing deeply.

“(Y/N), are you smelling me?” Youngmin asked with a laugh, looking back at you.

“Yes,” you replied defiantly, “you smell good!”

“Sniff away, I guess,” Youngmin smiled at your cute mannerisms. The gentle scent of Youngmin’s cologne and the steady rhythm of his walking lulled you to sleep, already exhausted by everything that had happened that day.

“She’s still not awake yet?” You heard Donghyun’s incredibly annoying voice snicker.

“Let her sleep, I put her through a lot last night,” Youngmin’s much lower voice responded, “also, could you get out? I was planning on this being romantic, not nerdy.”

Romantic?

Slowly, you rolled over and opened your eyes to face Youngmin and Donghyun; Donghyun was sprawled out on your beanbag, and Youngmin was pacing back and forth nervously, a bouquet of flowers in his hand.

“She’s awake dude, she’s awake,” Donghyun hissed, before sending you a sickly sweet smile, “good morning, my lovely sister.”

“Get the hell out.”

“Message received, Jesus Christ,” Donghyun grumbled, heaving himself out of the beanbag and out the door. Youngmin stared down at you, cheeks a bit red.

“I assume it’s pretty obvious as to why I’m here,” Youngmin said nervously, still pacing back and forth. “You remember what happened last night, right?”

“Just way what you wanted to say, Youngmin,” you said in exasperation.

“Well, first off, I like you,” Youngmin said bluntly, “and it’s true that I had that bet.” You frowned, not really sure where this was going. “And it’s going to sound like I’m making excuses, but I did it to protect you.”

“Are you serious?” You groaned, flopping back so that your head hit the pillow. “You’re going with the “it was to protect your honor”?”

“Believe it or not, yeah,” Youngmin sighed, taking the seat at your desk. “See, all of us guys know Ha Minho will go after any girl with a cute face, and obviously, you have a cute face. I started to notice that he was taking interest in you, and I had Woojin get him to think about the idea of starting a bet with me, cuz I know how seriously Minho takes the whole masculine pride thing. As soon as he thought he came up with the idea, I knew he was going to stay away from you.”

“That makes no sense,” you responded, forehead wrinkled in confusion.

“Basically, Minho thought that he was the one who came up with betting with me when I’d get together with you,” Youngmin explained, “I knew he wouldn’t try any shit with you, since he wanted to win the bet himself.”

“Oh.” You pondered his explanation for a moment. “Donghyun knows about this?”

“He knows now,” Youngmin replied, “I knew he wouldn’t be down for it if I just told him, but I didn’t want to see you get hurt by Ha Minho.”

“And you didn’t once think that maybe I could take care of myself?” You asked, arms folded across your chest.

“No, no, no, that’s not it at all!” Youngmin shook his head desperately, “I have no doubt in my mind that you can take care of yourself, but I didn’t even want it to get to that; I would rather protect you my own way than for you to have to waste energy protecting yourself.”

“I suppose that makes sense,” you sniffed, not meeting his eyes. Youngmin visibly perked up.

“Does that mean that you forgive me?” He asked excitedly, adorable smile melting your insides.

Conceal, don’t feel (Y/N)!

“Maybe,” you replied coolly, “I’ll forgive you if—and only if—you buy me chocolate ice cream.”

“How about we go get ice cream for our first date?” Youngmin asked, winking at you. You felt your cheeks heat up and you threw your pillow at him.

“Yah, who said anything about a first date?”

“Oh, Youngminnie, why do you have to be so perfect?” He imitated in a high-pitched voice.

“I do not sound like that!” You yelled, grabbing the flowers that he’d gotten and hitting him with it.

“STOP FLIRTING AND JUST DATE ALREADY,” Donghyun yelled.

“FUCK OFF, LOSER,” you yelled back, before turning back to the eager boy in front of you. “Fine. One date. No roasting me about last night and what I said, though.” Youngmin grinned, grabbing one of your hands and placing a delicate kiss there.

“I promise you won’t regret it, (Y/N).” Youngmin promised with a smile. “I’ll do my best to never hurt you again.”

Read Part Two here

[ohnohetaliasues]

Zila Umbra (Fairy Tail)

 (Kat)

I'm not sure if I've reviewed this before, but I don't think I have. Let's begin.

I was asked to delete the art by the artist, so I have. It was very well done, though.

i haven’t written her complete background yet but i have it written in my minD

This is off to a rocky start...

I’m curious about the issue with putting the ideas down on the profile, but I’m not here to nitpick.

Hello, yes, this is my blog, where I nitpick things. Enjoy your stay!

sOOSOoo her name is Zila Umbra and shes a lil bae and im still kinda n the process of designing her character so yee

Don't describe your OC as a 'bae' or I will kill you violently.

Also, 'bae' means 'poop' in Danish...

ok so when she was younger she found out that she could talk to the dead,

Okay, no. We haven't seen any ghosts in Fairy Tail other than Mavis, but she's only there because of her residual magic and the guild seal that acts as an extension. This is not Supernatural, contrary to the gif I just used.

and it completely paranoid her and her parents.

That's kind of mild....?

Just paranoid?

Her parents where completely religion based and basically thought she was the spawn of satan or something

The only church I can think of in Fairy Tail is the Church of Zentopia, and that was a filler arc. So please explain why her parents are Fairy Tail puritans.

and sent her off to a mental hospital that completely isolated her from others besides her ghosts

And they didn't just say 'Oh, that's your magic'? No, they just jumped to "SATAN!"

and thats really not something a little girl should have to deal with sOOOO she made friends with one specific ghost who actually turned out to be her mentor in magic.

That's... convenient.

She taught her that the reason she hears all the ghosts and voices is because of the eye she was born with is basically the sorce of most her magical energy so she started covering it up and her everlasting headache went away.

...No. Just no. That is not a thing. WHEN DID THE HEADACHE THING COME IN? Body parts are never magic in Fairy Tail, other than Erza's artificial eye. 

She was also taught that if she wore sage it would ward off bad spirits, so she put some sage in a small vile and put that on necklace and put the necklace around her neck and she wears it to this day uwu.

THIS IS NOT SUPERNATURAL.

she still could talk to ghosts and stuff though.

Oh yes, all benefits and no cons. She can still use her magic usually even though she covered up her eye?

Her mentor ( her name is darcy) taught her all the basics of magic and such as she lived in her little cell.

This is too dark for Fairy Tail.

Darcy though specialized in shadow magic, so she passed it on to zila (along with some knowlege on spells that let you use ghosts as your allies and stuff).

This is not okay. 

once zila had been taught all she could darcy taught her how escape and about a guild called fairy tail she could go to for help

Why wasn't she like 'Go to a soup kitchen' or a homeless shelter, but nooo, let's go to a MAGIC GUILD.

Also, Darcy is a ghost. Of course she's an expert at escaping. She can WALK THROUGH WALLS.

Zila made it out succsesfully after 3 years of being isolated ( and thus began her fear of being alone uwu)

i don't think she'd be able to function properly in society after being isolated for three freaking years.

once she made it to the guild she was let in and made friends quickly ( which really suprised her because she haddnt interacted with real people in like forever eheh)

Like I said, she wouldn't be able to function properly. She'd be quiet and reserved.

This is so improbable I CANNOT EVEN.

out of the children in the group

She is a CHILD WHO WAS IN ASYLUM FOR THREE YEARS WITH NOBODY BUT GHOSTS. ERZA WAS TRAUMATIZED WHEN SHE JOINED THE GUILD AFTER THE TOWER OF HEAVEN DEBACLE. SHE HAD TROUBLE MAKING FRIENDS. SHE TOOK A VERY LONG TIME TO ADJUST. THAT'S JUST BEING HUMAN. THIS GIRL IS DEFYING LOGIC. BEING ALONE FOR SO LONG WOULD HAVE A SUBSTANTIAL IMPACT ON HER PSYCHE. 

and was usually the peace maker between gray and natsu bUT ITS ONLY BECUASE SHE LOVES THem,

She literally just stole Erza's job.

once erza came she was always trying to talk to her and make sure she wasnt sad because she felt sorry for her and knew that if she was going to be alone that it would be sad

It feels like this OC is ripping of Erza's struggle. 

anddddddd yeAH THATS A WHOLE NOTHER STORY BUT THEYRE BASICALLY BEST BUDS KINDA ANd they go on jobs together a lot ( like i imagine her being with erza when they came into the story line )

If she's S Class, I will scream.

shes such a little sweatheart too.

I am suffering.

Vehemently. 

She hums when she fights easy battles 

That... makes her sound insane. Nobody does that in Fairy Tail.

and will only cry if someone tells her its okay  

That is not good for your mental health.

Personality wise shes veRY VERY VERY VERY LOYAL AND PROTECTIVE OF HER FRIENDS

Oh gee, I didn't see this cliché coming.

LIke if she let a friend get hurt when she couldve prevented it she would be so dispointed.

Of freaking course.

Like every OC ever.

She DOSENT like seeing a people she cares about in pain

Nobody does, sweetheart.

so she’ll do her best to prevent it like rub natsus back while they’re on a train or in a car or somethin u kno.

Not even Lucy does that. Nobody wants him to puke on them. 

Shes pretty caring and forgiving unless you break a promise or betray the guild or somethin, but shes not overly forgiving of people who used to be bad and are now good unless shes had time to understand them and stuff idk. ALSO PLS DONT TrY TO HURT JUST HER FRIENDS IN FRONT OF HER BECAUSE SHES GOING TO tRY AND KILL U NO MERCy.

Wow, I so haven't seen that before in my three years of reviewing OCs.

ALSO she’ll straight up be like “I love you” if she loves you bUT JUST AS A FRIEND OK if she loves u romantically shes gonna hide it a bunch or iF SHE FInds out that you like her shes gonna blush all the time around you

Please no.

You know, for someone who was stuck in an asylum, alone, for three years, she sure acts like a normal teenage girl.

and just omg i love her.

You don't put that on an OCs profile.

You just don't.

She’s also pretty comfortable around people she knows so like if she’s on a train or somethin she will use grays shoulder as a pillow because iTS COLD AND SHES TIRED AND NOBODY CARES BECause it’s her and it’s completely normal for her.

Juvia would mind. Juvia would mind a lot. And so would Gray, to be honest. 

OveRALL SHES NICE AND FRIENDly and shes a pretty strong fighter and stuff and shes calm and optimistic and encouraging even though when shes fighting shes scaRY

There are no flaws anywhere.

a babe ok shes just a babe 

The more you say that, the more I want to kill her.

negative characteristic wise shes really paranoid still due to all the ghosts and shit,

Wouldn't she be used to that? Also, can't she keep away the bad ghosts?

SHE HAS THAT BIG FEAR OF BEING ALONE LIke she will stay by whoever shes with and usually they make sure they stay by her too because they kNOW SHES SCARED AS FRICK OF BEING ALONe.

The creator is trying to make a flaw. But these will not effect the OC in critical moments. 

but if shes confined in a place and has no idea if people are near her or not shes rEALLY SCARED EVEN THOUGH SHES A TOUGH MOMMA SHES SCAREd.

You are running in circles here. What is her weakness? The situation you provided would scare anyone! 

shes forgetfull but wont ever forget things really important eheh,

Yay, another weakness that isn't a weakness. 

I do this all the time. Many people do. You aren't a special snowflake.

she can get really anxious and worried for others, and when you upset her in a fight she might get upset and start being reckless but yOU REALLY GOTTA TUG ON THOSE HEART STRINGS (unless ur like ’ ima kill ur bud’ then its really easy for her to go cray on you, but usually

Okay, no. That is literally Natsu. This person is ripping other characters off.

Also, that was a run on sentence. It stars at "She's forgetful" and ends at "when that happens uwu." USE PUNCTUATION.

if the person being threatened is with her they’ll calm her down and she’ll be able to fight in a less reckless way), but once you do she goes a little insane and is more powerfull but gets hurt eaiser and dosent even care just as long as she fucks the other person up aND SHELL TELL EM TOO idk shes really violent/crazy/scary/blood-thirsty when that happens uwu.

What happened to "She's such a lovable sweetheart?"

Shes super ’ no mercy’ in fights too, mainly because thats what darcy taught her,

Was Darcy evil? Because in Fairy Tail, mercy is a virtue. Lucy would hate her if she showed no mercy. Even Natsu shows mercy, though he goes kind of ballistic if someone threatens his friends (especially Lucy). How did she get in if she shows no mercy? How did she even make friends?

and because she has no trust in the enemy to not hurt her after shes won. 

That doesn't justify that.

She has a bad sense of humor too ok shes a cutie

OH YES, SHE'S STILL A CUTIE.

Zila also has a little ghost friend named Boo ( it’s cliche but idec) who wears a bow with a spell that let’s other people see her on it.

Is Boo more powerful than Mavis now? Because Mavis's residual energy let the members of the guild with a mark see her, but that was the only reason. Nobody else could. But apparently, Boo is so powerful everyone can see her. 

Boo would have to be god-like in terms of power.

I call nonsense on that.

Boo is only with Zila when theyre ina care-free environment but Boo can’t talk and can only use facial expressions. Boo is bae too

If you call something 'bae' one more time, I am going to lose it.

Also, what sense does that make?

None.

(also heres what her eyes look like without her eye patch uwu)

That is such a generic thing to do with an OC.

Literally, just no.

Overall, this OC was terrible. She had no flaws, no weaknesses, and her ghost friend had god-like powers. I cannot even. I'll see you guys later.

~Kat

[taeyangdyb]

♡Giving love a shot part 52♡

♡Jae’s views♡

Jae: Look whatever it is, it can’t be that bad.

Jay: don’t laugh, are we going to stop having sex now?

Jae:*lol* what kind of question is that?

Jay: I told you not to laugh

Jae: what kind of question is this though?

Jay: well Gray and Byul isn’t doing it

Jae: We’re not Gray and Byul. I’m sure our sex life is much more fun then theirs. Besides Byul’s stomach is getting bigger that’s probably why it might be uncomfortable…if she’s on the bottom

Jay: so we can still do it?

Jae: why?

Jay: just checking. What about when your stomach gets big?

Jae:*brushes his hair back* we’ll find way

Jay: that should be fun

Jae: You being on top, all big and stuff

Jae: hey, you’re mean

Jay: but I know you’ll be the sexiest pregnant woman ever.

Jae: you think so?

Jay: I know so. But  to tell you the truth, I think we’ll Still be smashing even when we’re 50 years old

Jae: can you open this bottle for me, you talk too much shit *hands him a water*

Jay:*open the water and hands it to her* we gonna be having sex even in the nursing home. As long as my d*ck can go up we f*cking

Jae:*spits out her water* BAABE!!

Jay: what?

Jae: You horny?

Jay: as hell

Jae: you’re horrible

Jay:  how?

Jae: you gonna be a father, and you mouth is that dirty?

Jay: how is it dirty? And besides it’s not like they’re here yet *parking the car, walks out in open the door for Gajeel, and her* so what are we doing tonight?

Jae: not sleeping with you

Gajeel:*runs in the house*

Jay: come on babe, it’s been-

Jae: I know how long it’s, but I have plans tomorrow

I know it’s mean but I really wanted to sleep. The next  morning he was in his feelings

Jae: *lay on top of him* good morning

Jay: ….morning

Jae:  You okay?

Jay: I’m fine

Jae: you look fine but you don’t sound like it. What are you doing today?

Jay: nothing going to Q’ s party

Jae: have fun

Jay: You?

Jae: I have a few papers to sign and then I’m taking Joon and Eric somewhere. Have fun

Jay: you’re not going?

Jae: idk if I’m too tired I’ll come straight here.

After getting ready I head out. The day went by rather quickly. I did everything I had to do now I’m just going to slide by the party.

Walking in I feel so under dress wearing a white polka dotted shirt, white jeans, and a black stiletto bootie. I spot Jay where he sit with his friends and of course, this girl who’s been crushing on him for the longest.

The minute I got there, the mood changes, for the better for some and worst for others.

Jae: hey babe, hi guys

Jay: hey

Q: Mrs.Park

Jae: how’s it going?

Q: good, I see you still look beautiful as always

Jae: awe thank you

Jay: you want something to eat?

Jae: no

Jay: drink?

Jae: what are you drinking?

Jay: beer, I’ll get you a water *walks off*

Jae: okay

Simon: so how’s everything? How is he?

Jae: he’s a bit more overprotective.

Loco: more than he was before?

Jae: yup, it gets annoying at times, but I still think it’s cute.

Simon: you scared?

Jae: like crazy

Simon: how did you feel, finding out?

Jae: a hundred thoughts went through my mind, the more I think about it the more I get scared.

Jay: here*hands her a water*

Jae: thanks *gets off of his chair*

Jay: you can sit

Jae: what about You?

Jay: i’ll just stand

Jae: I’ll just sit on you

At this point we are all comfortable with each other, the others don’t mind or care that I’m sitting on Jay’s lap. Or maybe they use to seeing it over the years.

*Jay and Jae in their own little world, and so does everyone else*

Jae: you still mad at me?

Jay:*wraps his arms around her belly* of course not. How was your day?

Jae: tired

Jay: why didn’t you go home?

Jae: I missed you

Jay: awe baby you could’ve called me

Jae: I wanted to see you

Jay: video call

Jae: I wanted to feel you holding on to me like that

Jay: you could’ve told me that on the phone, I was going to meet you half way

Jae: that’s fine *shivers*

Jay: you cold?

Jae: no

Jay: babe?

Jae: a little

Jay: you want to go home?

Jae: I want to stay with you

Jay: Jaeha if you’re tired there’s need for you to be here.

Jae: you want me to leave?

Jay: yes

Jae: okay *frees herself from him*

Jay: babe- I didn’t mean it like that

Jae: I’ll see you later *walks out*

Jay: Jaejae-

*Jay’s views*

I’m not sure why, but Jaeha has been a bit sensitive. For some reasons any little things sets  her off.

I made it home 3hours later, and she was already in bed.

Next morning is awkward, because she doesn’t even want to talk to me.

*Breakfast*

Jay: how was your night?

Jae: fine

Jay: are you feeling alright?

Jae: clearly, since I’m sitting here

Jay: hey I’m just trying to talk, no need to be catching an attitude with me

Jae: im done eating *walks back to their room*

Jay: *follows her* hey, what is wrong with you?

Jae: does it look like anything’s wrong with me?

Jay: yea, SINCE YOU THROWING TANTRUMS LIKE A FREAKING KID, SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG WITH YOU.

Jae:*walks in the bathroom and slams the door*

That escalated quickly.

Jay:*sits on the floor*

4o minutes later she came out all showered

Jay: bae I’m sorr-

Jae: *walks in her closet/dressing room and locks the door*

Jay:*sigh*

Another hour passes and she’s still in there. The only thing she doesn’t have in there is a shower, who knows how long that’s gonna take.

After getting ready she took her thing and walk out without even saying anything to me.

Jay: you going out?

Jae:…

Jay: look I shouldn’t have yelled at you I’m sorry.

Jae:… *walks in the closet and grab a purse and transfers everything from one to another, ignoring him*

Jay: JAEHA!

Jae: WHAT?!

Jay: I’m sorry

Jae: good for you *takes her purse out the door*

*hours later*

I’ve been calling her all day literally no answer. I know for a fact that she has he phone in her bag.

As usual everyone plans to meet up somewhere, I’m sure we all can guess where that is.

*coffee shop*

Because a lot of us as been friends for so long, when we plan to meet up, we’ll need more than one table.

Jay: hey guys

All:*greeted each other*

Byul: where’s Jaeha?

Jay: she went out

Mark: how is she?

Jay: good

Joon: and the baby?

Jay: fine..i guess?

Mark: what you mean you guess? What did the doctor said?

Jay: what- wait I’m lost

Mark: Jaejae has a doctor’s appointment today

Jay: I didnt know that

Mark: oh great

*2ominutes later*

Jae: hello all you little people *mood changes as soon as she see her husband*

Mark: where’d you go?

Jae: shopping, race track and-

Joon: you did what?

Jae: I went to the race-

Mark: Jaejae-

Jae: Mark let’s not have this conversation okay *sits next to Byul* Hey how you feeling?

Byul: like a beach ball

Jae: a cute one

Ailee: when are you fixing your nursery room?

Jae: as soon as I find out what I’m having.

Ailee: when’s your appointment?

Jae: I had one today

Yori: and how’d it go?

Jae: rescheduled

Ailee: why?

Jae: didn’t feel like going, I was not in the mood for things like that

Joon: what you mean things like that?

Byul: please tell me you’re joking?

Jae: I was not in the mood for that

Byul: Jaejae you’re pregnant going to the hospital is a must. When’s your next appointment?

Jae: next week

Ailee: why didn’t you put it for tomorrow?

Jae: I don’t think I’m gonna be in the mood for that tomorrow

She’s kidding right? As if things weren’t awkward enough, this one come out of nowhere.

Lina: hey Jay

Jay: hey

Lina: thanks for the ride last night

Jay: you’re welcome

Lina: mind if I sit?

Jay: uh I guess.

Lina: thanks

*awkward silence*

Byul: so my baby shower is tomorrow,  you guys are coming right?

Jae: uh about that-

Byul: Jaeha I’m exexpecting you, you don’t have a choice

Jae: can-

Byul: whatever it is no, I need you there.

Lina: can I come?

Not sure that’s a good idea

Byul: uhm sure, right babe? *looks at Gray*

Gray: of course it’s your shower.

Byul: great

Jae:*rolls her eyes*

Yori: Jaejae is the new fantasy bra out yet?

Jae: yup, saw it this morning.

Yori: how much is it?

Ailee: who cares about the price, how was it?

Jae: It took, like, 700 hours to create and it has 9,000 gemstones. It was crazy to see that and be able to hold it. And it’s heavy – it weighs more than 450 carats. only a 3 millions 

Yori: that’s not bad

Ailee: so you going for it?

Jae: no yall can have it, I don’t wear lingerie and besides if it was another color I’d get it, or I probably will. Green isn’t my thing

Lina: you’ll spend that much money on a bra? Do you know how much you can do with 3 million?

Jae: I am aware of how much that can be done with 3 million.

Yori: that's  something  poor people say

Ailee: they always calculating stuff

Jae: no only the one's  at the bottom of the food chain.

Jimin: what’s the bottom of the food chain?

Jae: idk ask her

One thing to know with these girls is that if one don’t like you, none of the others will. If you attack one, the rest will come for you.

Jae: I’m leaving

Joon: already?

Jae: yeah, I’m sleepy and hungry

Mark: want anything here?

Jae: no

Mark: you’re going to text me as soon as you get in the car telling me to bring you something, please get it now

Jae: okay, *calls waiter* I’ll have two slices of cheesecake and carrot cake and a water.

The whole table literally shock to see her eat all of that.

Joon: Jaejae?

Jae: what?

Joon: you’re going to have multiple children

Jae: yall need shut up with that

Joon: you will, normally you would eat one each, not two of each

Jae: I did not have breakfast

Joon: that’s all sweet not food, why didn’t you?

Jae: I’ll see you guys later*gets up*

Mark: who’s gonna pay for all this?

Jae: do you have your wallet with you?

Mark: yes

Jae: do the math

Mark: not my favorite subject

Jae:*smile walks towards him and whisper something in his ears*

Mark:*smirk and started laughing* yo that’s not even cool

Jae: then why are you smiling?

Mark: cause…

Jae: I’m listening

Mark: just leave 

Jae: my point exactly,  I’ll see you guys later love you*walking out*

Mark:*follows her* hey, does that mean you won’t-

Jae: have I ever broken a promise to you?

Mark: *smile* I’ll see you later *back to the table*

Joon:*raise his brows* care to share with the whole table?

Mark: not with the whole table*calls the waiter and pays for both his and Jaeha’s food* I’ll see you guys later

Joon: you going to Jae’s?

Mark: no, she was just here

Joon: then where are you going?

Mark: *leans down and whisper something in his ears*

Joon:*bust out laughing* you serious?

Mark: yup, later y'all

Byul: will I see you tomorrow?

Mark: of course

After that, no part of me that wanted to be here. Everyone started to leave one at the time. Since it was already late afternoon I went straight home.

The drive home, all I had in my head is that Jaeha and Mark would be somewhere, but getting in our room there’s candlelight in the bathroom, she’s in the tub with her long rapunzel hair hanging on the floor.

Jay: hey I’m home

Jae: okay

After she got out of the water, we went straight to sleep. I spent half of the night watching her sleep. Again next morning waking up, we had a silent breakfast, and went up to do her work until it was time to leave for Byul’s baby shower.

Jae:*wearing a white floral bodysuit and a knee length leather skirt, and a two piece heels*

Jay: you ready?

Jae: yeah

We drove to the place completely silent. Getting there I know it’s going to be a problem since Byul invited Lina.

In the venue the whole squad is already here.

Gray: the Park’s are here*greets them*

Jae: where’s Byul?

Gray: in the room

Jae: well I’ll see you in a bit *go looks for her friends*

Jay: what is she doing here?

Gray: Byul invited her. Are you guys fighting?

Jay: who?

Gray: you and your wife

Jay: I might’ve yelled at her yesterday

Gray: oh boy

Jay: she was being all sensitive over nothing.

Gray: yo she’s pregnant. Her hormones are going all over the place, her body’s changing that’s all. Byul curse me out out of nowhere, I got curse out for turning on the light. You can’t be frustrated when she’s only a few weeks in. You have 8 more months to go.

Jay:*sigh*

Gray: and do me a favor

Jay: what?

Gray: please don’t entertain Lina tonight.

Jaeha isn’t the type of woman that will argue with anyone if anything she simply ignore you. That’s the worst on me since we still sleep in the same bed regardless of the argument we have. At times like this, she ignores me as if I’m not even in the same same room as her.

Jay:*looking at Jaeha sitting with the other girls*

Chacha:*elbows him* go say sorry

Jay: no use

Chacha: how come?

Jay: I’ve tried saying sorry. If anything my sorries are meaningless

Loco: well figure something out, cause you were wrong

Jay:*walks to her* can I talk to you?

Jae: I’m listening

Jay: can we talk in private?

All the girls leave and close the balcony glass door.

And now I have no idea what to say.

*Meanwhile inside*

Gray: are they going to be okay?

Simon: of course, those two can’t stay mad at each other. If they were going to break up, they would’ve done it years ago.

*Back outside*

♡Jae’s views♡

Is he going to say something or not? I left my jacket inside and this guy got me sitting here and not saying anything.

Jae:*tapping her nails on the table*  I’m going back in

Jay: bae-

Jae:*stands up and hold out her* come on it’s cold

Jay: you still mad at me?

Jae: yea

Jay:*sigh*

Jae:*hugs him*

There’s no use of staying mad at Jaebum. We’re going to talk anyways.

Jay:*looks down at his short wife* Jaejae I still have a lot to learn-

Jae: *reaches up and kiss him* you’re doing fine. Let’s go we’re holding up the party

Back inside the shower continues  we play game. I won most of them since I used to watch Jiyong’s kids, so I’m familiar with a few stuff.

As it gets late in the night, these people started playing question games that as nothing to do with a baby shower.

Gray: I think Jay and Jaeha are the biggest freaks among us

Jay: what?

Jae: excuse me?

Gray: I’m not the only one who think so.

Simon: y'all look like y'all be on some freaky shit

Jae: wow, what exactly do you guys think we do? How did this conversation even to that?

Jay: we both work now. When I get home and she’s sleeping, I don’t wake her up. And half of the time I wake up she already left. Even if she’s home at times she’s stuck in a office.

Chacha: what it can happen during your lunch break, car and stuff.

Jay: that’s what YOU do in your dressing room

Chacha: don’t you all do that ?  

Jay: uh no

Jae: that’s nasty *looks at her friend*

Ailee: what about you?

Jae: I only do that in my bedroom

Loco: Only?

Jae: yea only in

Simon: what if you get the urge while you out?

Jae: I hold it in

Gray: hold it in?

Jae: yea, or I just tell him and then we leave where ever we were. Jay’s always in the mood for that. If we’re far from home, we just find a hotel.

I feel sorry for this girl that’s still here. Like is she not getting uncomfortable? *tsk tsk tsk* poor thing.

Yori: so when do you find Jay the sexiest?

Jae: honestly it’s either he’s wearing clothes or he isn’t, I’m okay either way. But I think Jay’s the sexiest when he’s wearing a suit and has his hair pull back

Jay: *smile*

Jae: or naked either one works for me.

All these sex talks are making me feel some type of way, and I really don’t want to do that tonight.

♤Jay’s views♤

We stay up and talk, Jaejae fell asleep. I had to wait till she wake up to leave. The next couple days we’ve got very busy due to Valentine’s concert. Jae and I barely see each other, when I’m home she’s in business meeting away, when I’m away she’s home, or we’re both out of the country.

♡♡VALENTINE’S DAY♡♡

Valentine’s day creeps up on people so fast it’s ridiculous. This is the first one in a while that I’ll be celebrating alone. I’m not upset, because I know how the whole business thing works

Simon: what are you doing later?

Jay: heading home

Simon: come on man, you know the tradition

Jay: Jaejae is not here, not in a party mood.

Simon: well your wife specifically told me to take you, so you would not spend it alone *shows him the text messages*

Jay: okay but just one hour.

We had a good show…. as always. Now time for that party.

*Jay texting Jae*

Jay: hey

Jae: hi

Jay: what you up to?

Jae: signing my hundredth paper for the day. You?

Jay: at the party you wanted me to go

Jae: having fun?

Jay: yea

Jae: really? Someone just sent me a pic of how miserable you are

Jay: it not fun if you ain’t here, I missed you

Jae: who said I’m not there?

Jay: what? *looks around*

Jae: *standing across the room still in her business attire*

Both:*walks towards each other*

Jay:*hugs her* I missed you

Jae: I missed you to

Jay: why didn’t you tell me you were coming?

Jae: I wanted to make in back before the 15th. The drive from the airport to the house would take too long, but from here to the airport isn’t that far.

Jay:*smile*

Jae: where’s everyone?

Jay: somewhere around making out

Jae: oh

Jay: wanna go home?

Jae: you ready to go?

Jay: yeah I’m tired, it’s been a long day

Jae: okay.

*outsite*

Jae: want me to drive?

Jay: yea

Jae: *smile* I thought you hate it when I drive?

I hate when she drive, but I wanna get home under one hour. Why? Because I want her so bad right now.

Just as I thought, under an hour.

Getting to our room it has pedals from the door to the bathroom, with the lights dim.

Jay: Babe?

Jae: I thought you’d be too busy to do it, so I did it for you. *pulls him in the bathroom* come on

Jay: are you going to undress me to?

Jae: do you want me to?

Jay: nah I got it

Jae: okay

It’s obvious that the sexual tension is pretty high, but she’s just… I don’t know ignoring it. We sat in the tub and watch a full movie and then gets out.

After getting out, she puts on her robe.

Jae: I’m going to get something from my old room I’ll be back

Jay: okay

In the meantime, I’m just going to get ready for bed. Jaeha and I started to record her belly growth process, even though there’s nothing there yet, we still do it every day.

Going through her bag I found the camera and start looking at the days when I wasn’t around. It’s coming along a little bit. Time to do tonight’s check up.

Jay:*turns on the camera as he heard the door opening*  ladies and gentlemen please welcome Mrs.Park to the….. stage

Definitely not what I expected. I’ve known her for almost 10 years, and I’ve never seen Jaeha in a lingerie. Sweat shirts are as lingerie as I get.

Jae: what are you doing?

Jay: I’m about to record this historic moment of you wearing something like this 

Jae: okay suits you *walks to the bathroom and brushes her teeth* stop recording.

Jay: why? it’s fun

Jae: babe

Jay:*still follows her around*

Jae: you’re sick

It is just so fun messing with her.

Jae: okay fine, I’ll just give you something to record

The look on her face change from being nice to im gonna be petty at F*ck

Jay: *backing away* what are you doing?

Jae: giving you something to record

Jay:*turns off the camera* you win

Jae: I thought you wanted to record?

Jay: I was just kidding

Jae:  see I had the whole night planned out for you, but you ruined it.

Jay: bae-

Jae: oh well at least I tried. Night babe *kisses him and fixes herself in her spot*

She’s kidding me ..right?

Jay: babe I am horny af, how you expect me to sleep on this bed with you looking like that and not touching you?

Jae: the room next door’s empty.

She gave in at the end of the night Of course.

*next morning*

Jay: you know, you should wear lingerie more often

Jae: I will pass on that thank you. *sigh* I should  probably get up now

Jay: work?

Jae:*snuggles on his chest* yea.

After we both got up and showered Jae went in her office and started working. Before I’d have to get out of the house and go to my office, but since I have both office an studio at home I can just go in my sweat pants.

Our offices are far from each other. It’s sucks but good at the same time. Jaeha’s office is in the main house, while mine is away but not too far from it. I’m okay with that, because sometimes I have work related meetings, I don’t want just anyone walking in and out of the main house.

Jaeha stays in the main house, cause she only does paper works, no one goes in her office besides her lawyer, dad, Mr.Kim and I. Jaeha’s one of these people once she focuses on doing something, she lose conscious, she doesn’t get up to pee or eat. Even if there was an Alien invasion and everyone died she wouldn’t know.

*knocks on her office door*

Jay: hey

Jae: hi

Jay: can I come in?

Jae: sure

Jay: how’s it going?

Jae: good

Jay: are you gonna be done anytime soon?

Jae: not really, why? *looking through papers*

Jay: dinner’s ready?

Jae: oh

*dinner table*

Jay: how’s it going?

Jae: straight

Jay: you gonna go back?

Jae: no, my butt and back  hurt, I feel like crap, my head hurt.

Jay: you gonna take anything?

Jae: I’m pregnant I can’t just take anything.

After we ate, I wanted to go out, but Mrs.Park isn’t feeling well so I’m just going to stay in, like that the day end.

*next day*

This woman was almost in tears all night, but when I woke up this morning, she went out to work. I guess that means I have to head out to.

♡Jae’s views ♡

*10hrs later*

I haven’t been feeling well all day. I'm  sleepy, but going to meetings after meetings I don’t even have time to complain.

Finally the end of the day, time for me to drive home.

Mr.Kim: would you like me to drop you home?

Jae: no, you’re probably  tired, we’ve had a long day.

Mr.Kim: it’s no problem, my job isn’t finish until I know you’re home safe.

Jae: how effective is coffee?

Mr.Kim: it’s pretty effective, but considering the fact that you’ve never had it once in your life, I wouldn’t advise  it.

Jae: come on it can’t be that bad, can it?

Actually it was that. I got a coffe on the way home and by the time I made it, I couldn’t stop throwing up. I’m just greatful I was able to make it home in a piece.

Jae:*calls Jay*

Jay: hey babe what’s up?

Jae: where are you?

Jay: I’m out with the guys

Jae: oh

Jay: what’s up you don’t sound to good?

Ok if I tell Jay I’m fine and he comes back and find me where I currently am * laying down next to the toilet* he’s gonna be mad, but I also don’t want to interrupt his “guy time”.

Jae: I’m alright

Jay: you sure?

Jae: yea, I’ll see you later

Jay: Jaejae if you’re lying to me I’m gonna be very pissed off, what’s wrong?

Jae: throwing up

Jay: why? Did you eat anything?

Jae: I had some coffee

Jay: What? You never drink coffee

Jae: I was tired, I didn’t feel like driving

Jay: you have drivers, you could’ve called me *sigh* where are you?

Jae: next to my new best friend, the toilet

Jay: can you move?

Jae: every time I move, I feel sick and throw up

Jay: okay I’m coming home.

Jae: iight

*Meanwhile Jay’s side*

Beenzino: you good man?

Jay: Jae’s not feeling well

Simon: what'sup?

Jay: she drank coffee, now she’s throwing up

Simon: she never drink coffee

Jay: yea I don’t know what possessed  her today

Simon: thats  your cue to leave

Jay: yeah I’ll see you guys later

On the way home I called my mom and asked her what I should do, she said soup.

Walking in she was on the floor, I know it sucks, cause the floor is cold.

Jae: you look nice

Jay: you look miserable

Jae: the floor is comfier than I thought

Jay: I’m not even going to ask you how your day was. Come on lets get you clean up

Jae: I didnt throw up on myself, and I can get up on my own

Jay: What are you talking about?

Jae: I’m saying that this is so embarrassing

Jay: how is me taking care of you embarrassing? Do you know how many times I’ve changed your clothes?

Jae: yeah, but normally I be K.O'ed 

Jay:*sigh*

I dont know why she’s making a fuss.

Jay: what do you want me to do?  Leave you on the floor?

Jae: just help me up. *sits on the edge of the tub* I’m sleeping in my other room tonight

Jay: wae?

Jae: I wanna skip shower

She wouldn’t go down without a fight. I spent the night watching her, she is sweating like crazy. I hope there’s nothing wrong with her, cause my schedule is going to be hectic for the next couple of weeks. We all know that I can’t function if this girl is not okay.

Waiting for her to wake up…. Waiting Waiting Waiting *sigh* still waiting

Is it normal to sleep the whole day without waking up?

Jay:*calling mom*

Mom: hello

Jay: mom

Mom: yes

Jay: is it normal for Jaeha to sleep all day?

Mom: I think that alright since she is pregnant

Jay: but she’s been sleeping since yesterday

Mom: is she alright?

Jay: she had coffee yesterday, and she was throwing up all night, and whatever she ate or drink, came right out

Mom: Jaeha doesn’t like coffee

See EVERYONE KMOWS IT

Jay: should I wake her up or no?

Mom: yea, try giving her something to eat. Nothing too heavy  maybe some soup or something. Even if she doesn’t want to eat all of it.

Jay: mom? Do you know how hard it's  gonna be to wake her up, let alone force her to eat

Mom: it’s gonna be 10x worst when you have kids so take this as practice.

After 25 minutes I finally get her. To wake up. She doesn’t want to eat cause she think she’ll throw up.

Jay: how you feeling?

Jae: sleepy

Jay: uh uh no no no , no more sleep.

Jae: I’m tired

Jay: because you’ve been sleeping all day, come on let’s go take a walk

Jae: I hate walking

Jay: let’s go for a drive, ice cream, anything but sleep.

We managed to leave the house. I try to bring as much conversations as possible just to keep her awake

Jay: so I was thinking that I should get my parents and apartment, you know close to us

Jae: that’s a good idea-

Jay: why do I feel there’s a but coming?

Jae: but why not get them a house instead of renting out an apartment.

Jay: not really following you, it’s just the two of them why get them a house?

Jae: they want a place to make memories, you know draw on the walls, pictures you know things that won’t be moving to different houses.

Jay: did you do that?

Jae: at my dad’s parents house yea, my grandparents have my drawing still in both their offices, so does my dad.

Jay: how come I dont have any?

Jae:*lol* you have a long way to go.

Jay: *sigh* I know

Jae: should we go back home now?

Jay:*looks at her*

Jae: dont worry, I’m fine, i just wanna eat.

Jay: should we get something while we’re out?

Jae: no

Jay: babe

Jae: I’m sure.

We drove back home and just chill.