#had to repair my 3d printer and embroidery machine today 😑 I was gearing to draw but my motivation is shot

[samrut]

The gang has gathered together to play tabletop. Matthew is the GM and narrates the current senerio for Alfred's character.

Matt: "You are stuck in an empty, locked dungeon cell. You have no tools or supplies at your disposal, and your arms have been bound."

Alfred: "How big is the key hole?"

Matt: "About the thickness of a banana."

Alfred: "I unlock the door-"

Arthur: "How? He just said, your arms are bound."

Alfred raises his hand to signal for silence. His demeanor has become deathly serious, and everyone pauses in anticipation to hear his strategy.

Alfred: ". . .with my dick."

He rolls a NAT 20.