#haitham would purchase one of those lamps that's like. a leg

[starsummons]

feeling a little silly, might ( aka will ) go out of his way to buy another ugly decoration specifically to annoy kaveh-

every time he thinks oh god, that is the ugliest thing i've ever seen. every time. which means that each time, haitham must (there is no way he could not, kaveh knows he lacks taste, but it can't be... he refuses to believe...) be intentionally looking for something more hideous than the last.

ah, if only kaveh were a better liar. he can't hide his feelings the way his roommate can.

his face twists in disgust, despair, disbelief, before... he laughs. it's a sad, bitter laugh, but a laugh all the same. "you know, if you keep this up, even if it got out that i was living with you, people would take one look at this house and assume there's no possible way any professional designer would ever live anywhere near..." kaveh's eyes narrow at the decoration. is it meant to be a sculpture? it's certainly not functional. "um. whatever that is."