#haley plays vtmb

[amygdalae]

when i live in VTMB world i will eat the cereal COOOT OHOCULO and drink Liquid DemonSeed while reading my favorite magazines DEAD BIRD, Worm, and chin

[amygdalae]

but I stay silly :3

[amygdalae]

vtmb text that made me go hehe

[amygdalae]

turns out hoop and stick has been a videogame joke since at least 2004

[amygdalae]

grouting it up at Grout's Mansion

[amygdalae]

sebastian lacroix cringefail sarcophagus tantrum (embarrassing)

[amygdalae]

Vampires sending emails will never not be funny to me

[amygdalae]

the graphics may be old but the visuals are very atmospheric and legible i love you source engine

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

The plot just keeps thickening and thickening in vtmb; just cleared out the Sabbat base and uncovered some interesting secrets and new developments .... hmm

I dont knwo what to do and i trust nobody; all I know for sure is Lacroix is the funniest character in this game

[amygdalae]

i fucking love when videogames give me multiple ways around obstacles. but also its really funny when like i go out of my way to find a specific terminal and hack it to unlock a room and then on my way there i find the keys to that room just sitting on the ground

[amygdalae]

[amygdalae]

my boy Conk is so busted looking I laugh every time i see him. its ok Conk by the power of marijuana i will get u through this vampire world

[amygdalae]

in vtmb i can never take LaCroix fully seriously im just like. whatever you say vampire ceo prince wattpad boy!

[amygdalae]

my first vtmb character was a wonderful goth vampire wizard girl (tremere) who i named after myself and who slayed and served with a wretched swag. in my second playthrough im planning on making a Malkavian guy named Conk whos favorite mortal pastime was huffing cleaning supplies

[amygdalae]

One thing about vtmb though is I gotta exhale all the feminism from my body and keep it in a container next to me while I play so I can just go "heh, nice, vampire boobs" instead of like. getting angry. I'm sorry women