#half of this concept's credit goes to @kiimdragula (ty jay)

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You know those oddly specific facebook shirts? Or even just shirts with absolutely ridiculous terms/sayings/puns/whatever that give off kind of... meme energy? That's what Sabito would wear in a modern au, because he would live to make everyone around him distressed solely because of the shirt he is wearing. What would make it worse? Sabito would look so *good*. He would dress so fashionably. Then you have... his shirts.

Giyuu would have to force him to not wear an absolutely horrendous shirt to serious occasions because SOMEONE would pass away on the spot if Sabito walked in like that and if Giyuu doesn't stop him, he knows Sabito would gladly cause that.