#hamfam midnight posting galore

[everythingbutresolved]

The New Adventures of Old Christine was funny and nonsense and weird and sometimes genial but, must important, it gave us Matthew Kimble

[plainlo-inthemorning]

"Yeah I hear you anon. Just because I’ve watched Midnight Mass five times, bought a Jeb mug and a Porter Collins shirt it doesn’t mean I’m a “confirmed” member of the Hamfam either. The nerve." --- he's literally wearing a Haim shirt that Lily bought him. His Instagram caption explicitly says that he's a fan of Haim, not TS. If you wore your Porter shirt and, say, Elon Musk randomly posted a photo wearing the same one, could we call you a confirmed Elon Musk fan?

(Those thoroughly confused can catch up on the saga that is the wicked be-swifting of Haim here)

Oh hey you, anonymous mode devotee. Fancy that. Pretty fascinated by the strong urge on display to set some kind of record straight on behalf of the poor defenseless man being so unfairly labeled a swiftie, but I’ll play.

Let’s say I wore my Porter shirt in a photo on insta and scribbled “You can stream The Big Short …now” over it.

Let’s say darling Elon sees this, and then posts a selfie wearing the same shirt (that his ex bought him right after popping out little baby NSFWSTFU/%%) with the words “You can buy a ticket to my spaceship …now”.

Now, let’s say an Elon fan puts these two photos next to each other in a story. Let’s say Elon reposts that story.

Let’s say the same fan proceeds to ask Elon what his fave Hamish fics of mine are. Let’s say Elon immediately responds that it’s a tie between Smut Galore 3 and 5 (perhaps with a slight preference for 3, seeing as he’s not that into anal).

Let’s say the fan then, with humor to spare, calls Elon a confirmed fan of PlainLo, and let’s at the same time take into consideration the wild and wonderful fact that the fan label Confirmed PlainLo Fan does not inflict neither stress nor pain on Elon …. and then let’s all move on.