#hamptons:intro

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          it  looks  like  KIM  CHUNGHA  has  stepped  off  of  their  private  jet  and  into  the  hamptons  –  oh  wait ,  that’s  actually  ARIANA  LIM  !  word  on  the  street  is  you’re  TWENTY - THREE  &  CISFEMALE ,  preferring  to  go  by  SHE / HER  pronouns .  don’t  worry ,  your  mansion  has  been  waiting  for  your  return  from  CHELSEA ,  NEW  YORK ,  so  we  do  hope  you’ll  stay  for  a  while .  it  seems  like  everyone  who  knows  you  best  loves  you  for  being  DEXTEROUS  &  POISED ,  but  god  !  your  SALACIOUS  &  VIRULENT  tendencies  can  be  such  a  turn  off .  either  way  it  goes ,  everyone  on  instagram  likes  to  associate  you  with  CARTIER  RINGS  STACKED  ON  NIMBLE  FINGERS ,  RED  WINE  STAINS  ON  WHITE  COUCHES ,  AND  DESIGNER  CLOTHES  PILED  ON  THE  FLOOR .  (  kyrie ,  22 ,  eastern ,  she / her  and  cancer  and  gore .  )

          hi  babies  !  it’s  admin  kyrie  here  ready  to  introduce  you  guys  to  my  absolute  mess  of  all  messes ,  ariana  !  please  forgive  me  for  how  late  this  intro  is  --  i’m  usually  more  prepared  than  this .  honestly ,  i  have  no  idea  why  i  named  her  that  other  than  the  fact  like  i  love  ari  as  a  nickname ,  so  there  we  have  it .  i’ve  been  REALLY  wanting  to  play  chungha  lately  (  stream  snapping  )  and  her  blonde  hair  makes  me  melt ,  so  here’s  my  lady  love  !  please  don’t  roast  me  too  bad  since  this  intro  might  get  a  little  lengthy  since  ariana  is  like  ...  brand  brand  new ,  but  i  look  forward  to  writing  and  plotting  with  everyone  and  thank  you  so  much  for  joining  ! 

BIRTH NAME : lim ah-jeong.

AMERICAN NAME : ariana lim.

PREFERRED NAME : ariana lim.

NICKNAME(S) : ari.

AGE : twenty-three.

BIRTHDATE / ZODIAC : january 10, 1996. / capricorn.

RELIGION : roman catholic ( non-practicing ).

SEXUALITY : sexually fluid.

HOMETOWN : chelsea, new york.

NATIONALITY : korean-american.

ETHNICITY : korean.

OCCUPATION : socialite and heiress.

VIRTUES : commendable, systematic, dexterous, articulate, poised, and warmhearted.

VICES : duplicitous, menacing, salacious, hedonistic, virulent, and labyrinthine.

LANGUAGE(S) : korean, english, and conversational japanese.

          since she was born on a cold, winter day in january, ariana lim has had a silver spoon in her mouth. in that hospital room were her parents: the ethereal bo-young and handsomely talented jung-sik lim were welcoming their first and only baby into the world, and the media outside were desperate to get the first glimpse of the power couple’s pride and joy. bo-young is the sole heir of a billion dollar jewelry fortune ( think swarovski or harry winston ) who was raised primarily in seoul, sk. bo-young did as expected of her, going to college so she could someday take over the family business, but considering that her grandfather was still the head of operations, bo-young could do whatever she wanted. 

          the then twenty-three year old joined an entertainment company and debuted in one of the top-watched k-dramas of that year. that was the beginning and end of bo-young’s acting career -- she found more joy in posing for advertisements and on magazine covers, so after starring as the cover star for vogue korea, bo-young’s career began to really take off. twenty-five and on top of the world, all it took was attending a single industry party for her to meet her soulmate : soccer midfielder lim jung-sik. 

          jung-sik was the object of everyone’s affection. unlike bo-young, he was born to a poor family in daegu -- the family wasn’t below the poverty line, but they were definitely living paycheck to paycheck. despite this, jung-sik’s parents made sure that their son had the opportunities that he deserved, so they paid for his soccer lessons even if meant borrowing money or taking up second jobs. the lim family owned and operated their own moderately successful restaurant, but it definitely didn’t pay all of the bills. so, jung-sik grew up with the all too common mentality that once he made his wealth, he’d reward his parents.

          after years of diligence, practice, and working at his parents’ restaurant, jung-sik finally got his big break while playing for a minor league team. a manager for the jeonbuk hyundai motors team had come to one of his games for a bit of leisure with his family, and jung-sik’s skills stood out to the manager. the two made contact after the game, and about a year after negotiations began, jung-sik made his debut on the team. jung-sik played for the team non-stop until his military service, and once he returned is when he came into contact with model and heiress park bo-young.

          bo-young and jung-sik’s relationship came under a bit of scrutiny due to how quickly the two had gotten married, just eight months after their initial meeting. their wedding was big, loud, and lavish, which was expected. the two adorned glamorous custom rings from bo-young’s family’s business and soon decided to move from seoul to new york, where bo-young had signed to img models and jung-sik transferred to the us men’s national team ( and they SUCK but it is what it is ). after a few years of living the good life, bo-young and jung-sik welcomed their baby girl, ah-jeong ‘ ariana ’ lim into the world.

          growing up, ariana was something of a handful. she has always been outspoken to the point of being rude at times, but she knew how to charm the pants off of her parents. in their eyes, she could do no wrong. due to that mentality, ariana had a way of getting away with some of the negative things that she had done during her time in school. attending some of the best schools that manhattan had to offer, ariana went to school with the children of actors/actresses, politicians, debutantes, musicians and everyone in between, so it’s safe to say that she ran in some pretty wealthy social circles.

          while she was in school, it was clear that ariana ran her school like a little tyrant, and i use that term loosely. she was mean to her classmates and nice to the administrators, often messing with other students who might have been wearing something off season. ariana saw no wrong in what she was going, as she was childish and immature during that time. she knew how to fake tears to get what she wanted and all it took was her faking those tears or mentioning all of the great things she had done ( like winning debate team championships or being the captain of her school’s varsity cheer team ) and she was given just a bit of a warning.

          after graduating from high school, ariana found herself wrapped up in a whirlwind summer romance with malaki sterling ( @malakitm ). their love was something new, something wild, and something pure. so pure, in fact, that all it took was a drunken night at a club for the two of them to become engaged. the night was wild and ridiculously overwhelming, but in the best of ways. since she wasn’t proposed to with a ring, ariana went and got malaki’s initials tattooed on her ring finger ( which she still has to this day ). so, the wedding day comes -- she’s surrounded by her best friends while she slipped into her custom gown and veil that could rival that of meghan markle’s when a close friend of the two barged into the room just as ‘ here comes the bride ’ was expected to begin and declares ‘ he’s gone ! ’ 

          ariana gets left at the alter. her wedding had been the talk of the town, she had even been featured on the cover of vogue, but here she was storming around the venue ready to punch anything she could get her hands on, and eventually sobbing in a small diner surrounded by bodyguards to protect her from the paparazzos that wanted to get a glimpse of the heartbroken girl. after she takes the trip that was supposed to be their honeymoon, ariana doesn’t immediately return home to chelsea. instead, she makes the decision to visit the family’s vacation home in southampton, which has since become something of a tradition.

          now, ariana has never been a huge fan of the country club, but her parents like the status they have while being a part of it. so, when the cat was pulled out of the bag about the harrington family, ariana was the least bit surprised. she always had a feeling that the harrington family was a little too ... out of place. so she never went out of her way to befriend the harrington children. anyways, since she originally came to the hamptons, ariana has made it her mission to come out especially since being in the hamptons works well with her socialite-esque lifestyle.

          tl;dr: ariana is a woman who has everything, almost to the point that she doesn’t know what else she could possibly want. since her break up with malaki, ariana has sworn off romantic relationships and has no interest in sparking up something with anyone, although she can be quite promiscuous at times. she’s definitely the steal your man/woman type and despite her outward appearance, the one that the media loves, ariana can at the very least be described as mean-spirited. she can be friendly when she wants to be, but for the most part she’s very sharp tongued and can be very short for no reason.

[bcrlowes]

* ✧ ◞  it looks like BELLA HADID has stepped off of their private jet & into the hamptons – oh wait , that’s actually WREN BARLOWE ! the resemblance is uncanny . word on the street is you’re TWENTY - TWO & a CISFEMALE , preferring to go by SHE/HER pronouns . don’t worry , your mansion has been waiting for your return from MANHATTAN, so we do hope you’ll stay awhile . it seems like everyone who knows you best loves you for being ENTHRALLING & LACONIC, but god ! your APATHETIC & CAUSTIC tendencies can be such a turn off . in any case , everyone on instagram likes to associate you with BLOOD RED LIPS ON A WHISKEY GLASS, HIDDEN AGENDAS, AND CIGARETTES AFTER SEX .

is july too late for the whole new year new me attitude because i think this is the first time i’ve ever been prepared to drop my intro on time, the fact that i copied and pasted about 90% of it notwithstanding ksksksk. i’m madd and i’m at a wedding today so wish me luck with that because it’s a million degrees and my face is going to melt off. i might be mobile though we will see how it goes. i’ll put some fun facts about little miss sunshine under the cut. pack your bags though because this one is a trip!

wren is basically one part babydoll, one part ice queen, and two parts troublemaker all wrapped up in one pretty little package. i guess heinous bitch is probably the best way to describe her.

she’s got money coming in from both parents tbh. dad is one of those ruthless bastards who buys companies that are falling apart, destroys them further, and makes a crap load of money selling them off for spare parts and her mom was a diamond heiress.

growing up she didn’t really ever fully grasp the meaning of the word “no” and she got anything and everything she asked for. usually shit above and beyond that too.

except all of the money in the world cant stop genetics so when her mother developed cancer when she was ten there wasn’t much the family could do except make her comfortable for the remaining two years of her life.

watching her mom waste away was probably the worst thing that wren could ever imagine bc she worshipped the ground she walked on?

spent the rest of her formative years going to board meetings with her dad bc the little monster ate up all of the nannies and spit back out the empty husks.

really developed a love for what her father did bc even then she was a little demon child.

but in the years following the death of his wife, her father made a coupe of bad business decisions and while they aren’t poor by anyone’s standards, unless he got his shit together they were only going to be able to keep up appearances with their peers for so long.

so he sat wren down one day and told her that he needed her help and let me tell you the girl was so EXCITED. she thought he was going to say he needed her advice with the business and he was finally seeing her worth and she had charts and power points and oh boy she was ready.to.go.

except daddy dearest told her the only way she could help them was to rope in a good husband so not only could he help pay off the debts her father had been accruing but wren’s trust fund from her mother would kick in.

needless to say she was not exactly thrilled at the prospect.

suddenly every friend she had who had an xy chromosome was a target for her father.

and where she had always been a bit of a spitfire the girl became cold andRUTHLESS. using her razor sharp wit to chase away just about every eligible male she possibly could.

but it kind of backfired on her a lil bit. bc apparently boys thought she was playing hard to get and it frustrated the hell out of her but. u no. playing with people like puppets is p fun and she found a new hobby. YAY

on top of that she started sleeping with her dad’s best friend just to spite him. yikes.

she ended up using her womanly wiles to fix the money problems just like her dad had always wanted but maybe not in the exact fashion he had wanted her to.

see he had borrowed a lot of money from his best friend (who was actually a p shady character. think like .... not a mob boss but certainly not someone to be trifled with) and wren manged to master the art of pillow talk and got all of those loans signed over to herself. which she then immediately called in and seized control of her dad’s business, did as she had been taught and absolutely destroyed it and sold off the pieces.

personality wise she’s a gd snake in the grass. like she’s got a kind of tight knit group of friends but even they fall victim to her acid tongue on a daily basis.

so fucking catty i cannot.

but also very much a talk shit get hit kind of person??

like sometimes she will insult you in such a way that you aren’t sure if its an insult or a compliment and she’ll be smiling ang then sometimes she’s just in your face and nasty.

judges everyone constantly.

10/10 will throw you under the bus if it benefits her. and then drag you out and toss your corpse onto the train tracks so she can squeeze out whatever is left.

rocks bella’s perfect resting bitch face like its nobody’s business.

as bad as it sounds kskksks i don’t think she’s ever had a serious relationship with someone who wasn’t married? she’s just too selfish to devote her time to someone who is going to expect more out of her than what she wants to give. and if you push her she really just kicks you to the curb.

patience level 0 over here.

a p accomplished equestrian.

going to columbia for business.

does anything and everything to spite her father.

plots woo

so clearly she’s changed quite a bit over the past couple of years. she was never explicitly nice before. she’s always been a bit of a blair waldorf tbh but now she’s just…… blair on all of the steriods so i see her having a fair bit of enemies.

though frenemies are the way to go tbh bc keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

it would be cool if i could find someone who she might actually feel something for. gender doesn’t matter tbh bc she says she hates everyone equally.

i love anything angsty like pls fuck me up.

[esotericfm-blog]

* ✧ ◞  it looks like LALISA MANOBAN has stepped off of their private jet & into the hamptons – oh wait , that’s actually AMAYA CHAOWARAT ! the resemblance is uncanny . word on the street is you’re TWENTY-THREE & a FEMALE , preferring to go by SHE/HER pronouns . don’t worry , your mansion has been waiting for your return from MONTAUK, NY , so we do hope you’ll stay awhile . it seems like everyone who knows you best loves you for being SCINTILLATING & LIONHEARTED , but god ! your FANATICAL & SELF-DENYING tendencies can be such a turn off . in any case , everyone on instagram likes to associate you with SCUFFED UP BALENCIAGA SNEAKERS, A CLOUD OF SMOKE IN FRONT OF A NEON SIGN, LOW BUDGET MOVIE MARATHONS, BEAT UP CAMERA TRIPODS & MAKING OUT TO A SONG WITH DEEP BASS .

tw; food anxiety

holy fkin shit the plotting open seriously just rolled up on me really quick (mostly bc i was out w/ my sister being dumb) so i’m going to try to write this really fast! hopefully it turns out halfway coherent <3

amaya chaowarat was born and raised in montauk, new york (though is of thai descent of course), which isn’t too far from southampton, so she’s not exactly a stranger to a life of luxury.

her father is a famed producer for broadway shows, while her mother is a casting director. amaya’s personal specialty was dancing, and her parents had always pushed her on it, hard. they wanted her to be a huge broadway star; it was their dream for her. 

however, amaya’s dancing had always leaned towards contemporary music rather than showtunes. she’d worked with some of the hottest artists around! been in music videos, backed them up during arena tours, etc. but to her parents? it was no good.

she even developed a following on youtube and instagram, amassing over five million subscribers and followers respectively, due to her highly intricate (and sometimes admittedly seductive) dance covers of popular songs. this is where much of her recognition and success comes from. still, her parents don’t much seem to care.

they push her into attending broadway auditions she has no interest in. they make scrutinizing comments about her weight and her face, causing her to now question nearly everything she eats and every photo taken of her. it’s difficult for her to go out to restaurants with friends because of this, as she feels like everyone stares at her while she eats and it makes her really self-conscious.

she puts on a fake smile a lot of the time, and makes every attempt possible to hide her discomfort with food. she loses herself in other habits, like physical intimacy, pot and some very selective alcohol. anything with a low caloric intake. it may seem to others that she’s fearless, maybe even reckless, but she’s truly just fucking terrified on the inside that she isn’t good enough, and will do anything to forget, even just for a little while.

she can truly lose herself when she’s alone in her studio, nothing but her, the music and the shadows watching her. her body moved without synergy with her mind, and it was the only time she could be free.

she’s rather obsessive about dancing. not only are her dietary habits questionably restrictive, her rehearsal hours are ridiculously hardcore. sometimes, it’s a wonder how she has time to do anything but practice.

still though, when she’s in full on pretender mode, she’s very fun to be around. and when you’re the rare person who actually can make her forget about the things troubling her? that’s when you’ll really see her for all the good she can be. she’s always ready to see what trash is currently on netflix, or to troll people on tindr with you, as long as it doesn’t cut into her practice time.

she’s also really paranoid about her friends seeing her dance, as it makes her feel like there’s nothing she can do for them that is impressive enough.

she’s honestly a mess, but she’s a lovable mess tbh

some wanted ass muhfuckin connections down below

best friend - amaya’s ride or die, her actual lifeline in this fucked up whirld. toxic fwbs - shouldn’t be anywhere near each other, but can’t stay away from each other. entertainment industry friends - people she’s met in her ascent to fame! frenemies - the typical ‘i’m nice to your face but i lowkey kinda hate you’  crush - this person actually makes amaya feel warm, fuzzy feelings, rather than festering self-hatred. neighbors - this can either be home neighbors, or maybe their place of work is next to her dance studio!

but i’d also love to fill anything you have like a nice golden plot cannoli ya dig??? 

...i’m sorry.

[hydetm-blog]

hey   angels   !   i'm   sophie   ,   i'm   20   nd   from   the   gmt   tz   :-)   im   not   sure   what   else   to   say   so   lets   just   take   a   few   seconds   to   appreciate   timmy's   angelic   side   profile   in   this   gif     😓 🙏

*   ✧   ◞      it   looks   like   TIMOTHEE   CHALAMET   has   stepped   off   of   their   private   jet   &   into   the   hamptons   –   oh   wait   ,   that’s   actually   HYDE   BOIVIN   !   the   resemblance   is   uncanny   .   word   on   the   street   is   you’re   TWENTY   -   THREE   &   a   CISMALE   ,   preferring   to   go   by   HE/HIM   pronouns   .   don’t   worry   ,   your   mansion   has   been   waiting   for   your   return   from   CHELSEA,   LONDON   ,   so   we   do   hope   you’ll   stay   awhile   .   it   seems   like   everyone   who   knows   you   best   loves   you   for   being   VEHEMENT   &   DAUNTLESS   ,   but   god   !   your   IMPISH   &   SUPERCILIOUS   tendencies   can   be   such   a   turn   off   .   in   any   case   ,   everyone   on   instagram   likes   to   associate   you   with   A   FACETIOUS   SIMPER   YOU   CAN’T   QUITE   MASK,   HANGING   ON   BY   THE   SKIN   OF   YOUR   TEETH,   b   AN   INQUISITIVE   STARE   .

𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒔  !

name   :   hyde   francis   boivin   . nickname   :   n/a   . age   :   twenty   -   three   . date   of   birth   :   november   25th   . zodiac   :   saggitarius   . gender   &   pronouns   :   cis-gendered   male   +   he  /  him sexuality   :   bi-sexual   . features   :   an   alabaster   complexion   ,      fox   -   like   features   ,   tousled   hair   to   match   a   rather   rugged   appearance   ,   a   spindly   frame   .

𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏  !

hyde   has   always   stuck   out   like   a   sore   thumb   among   the   boivin   family   ,   so   much   so   that   it's   often   '   joked   '   that   perhaps   he   was   swapped   at   birth   .   where   his   parents   are   tight   -   lipped   and   stern   ,   hyde   is   brash   &   unruly   .  

although   it   never   caused   a   divide   between   son   and   parents   ,   there   has   always   been   a   noticeable   disconnect   .   hyde   tends   to   do   his   own   thing   ,   choosing   to   ignore   the   eye   -   rolls   and   disappointment   of   his   family   .  

career   wise   ,   he's   an   '   up   &   coming   '   artist   on   the   indie   scene   back   in   good   old   england   -   im   thinking   cigarettes   after   sex   or   vann   mccann   vibez  

he's   a   Big   Head   ...   rly   thinks   he's   the   bees   knees   !  

he's   a   nice   guy   though   :-)   sometimes   he   speaks   before   he   thinks   &   can   be   reckless   with   people's   emotions   ,   but   he's   never   intentionally   mean   -   spirited