#hannibal would try to slap will with the death penalty over fast food crimes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

grahamcore · 1 year

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i think hannigram could do the plot of gone girl (with hannibal as amy and will as nick) but it would not be over will cheating and being a shit husband. hannibal would fake his death and frame will just because he like. caught him eating mcdonald’s or something.

#hannibal would try to slap will with the death penalty over fast food crimes #and of course he’d come back like she did in the movie but only after will went through the absolute ringer #hannibal is just like amy dunne and if you’ve seen the movie you KNOW i’m right #he’s just so extremely petty that this would be the only solution to him #“oh you don’t like my cooking? you prefer processed foods? you spit in the face of god’s creation and wonder why he smites you.”#hannigram #hannibal #hannibal nbc #will graham

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