#harleenclownzel

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❝ The way we’re going to GO... about this is one of TWO ways... ❞       SERPENTINE TONGUE FLICKS to the corner of his mangled mouth, watching his two bit HENCH wench woman with a dark eyed stare. He could destroy her, dismember her and leave a piteous corpse for THE BAT to clean up ( on isle bimbo! ), but there in lies the problem. Too messy, overdone, and QUICK! No NO no, he’d rather savor his fangirl like a fine wine only to discard once the CONTENTS are completely empty.       ❝ ONE- you do as I say, and say as I do, or two... you never get to see this face again, and boy do I know you ENJOY it, don’t you my little... Harlequin doll, mmm? ❞

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harleenclownzel replied to your post “™ How can you read this? There’s no pictures! ’”

"Why ya so grumpy all the time, Jay?"

“See, your IQ level, Harl, it uh, it disappoints me.”

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@harleenclownzel​

                                 ❛   Aren’t   you   getting   tired   of   the   same   old   song   and   dance,   Quinn?   ❜   ────      CORAL   LIPS   CURL   INTO   AN   ALL   KNOWING   SMIRK,   brushing   GLOVED   fingertips   against   the   tarnished   cloth   of   her   former   frenemy’s   shirt  .   ────      ❛   Besides,   after   a   while   it   gets   a   little   off   key   and   out   of   step,   don’t   you   think?   ❜

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Boss can I go to Chuck E Cheese? It's gonna be my birthday soon

                                   ❝ No- nah ah uh... we - ahem. This isn’t your FIFTH birthday, Haaarley- we’ll go to PIZZA HUT instead like adults. ❞

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ngl but … lovett and sweeney remind me of jxhq

Me too honestly? Let’s just hope there isn’t a furnace behind them in the thread then. c;

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harleenclownzel replied to your post: *slAMS FISTS ON TABLE* MORE 31 MUSES

real tempted to make charli ngl

do it do it do it

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I like you / I hate you / I dislike you/ I love you / You are family / I would take a bullet for you / I would shoot you / I would lie to your face / I would say something cruel to you on purpose / I would say something cruel to you accidentally  / I would cheat on you / I would physically hurt you / You annoy me/ You amuse me / I’d laugh at you / I’d laugh with you / I’d manipulate you / You scare me / You confuse me / I wish I knew you better / I trust you / I don’t trust you / You inspire me / I consider you an equal / You are beneath me / You’re better than me / I would trust you with my life / I think you’re mean / I think you’re petty / I think you’re childish / I think you’re smart / I think you’re stupid / I think you’re a bad person / I think you’re a good person / I’m not sure what kind of person you are / I wish you would listen to me / I want to make you proud / I wish you would notice me / I want to impress you / I would hurt other people for you / I’m not sure how to make you happy / I’m a bad influence on you / You deserve better than me / We make a great team / I’d have a one night stand with you / I’d have a relationship with you / I would marry you / I fantasize about our life together / I would trust you with my most treasured belonging / I would tell you my darkest secrets / You disgust me / You intimidate me / I hope I intimidate you / I’d hug you / I’d let you hug me  / I’m scared of losing you / I don’t think you like me / I want to be better for you / I respect you / I don’t respect you / You’re my mentor / You’re my friend / You’re my best friend / I have a crush on you / I could easily watch you die / I’d get drunk with you / I’d party with you / I’d comfort you / I’d prank you / I’d spike your drink / I’d act behind your back / I’d abandon you / I’d hurt you to get what I want / I would choose my happiness over yours / I would choose your happiness over mine / I despise how much I care for you / I need you / I’m dependent on you / I don’t know what I’d do without you / I’m scared of you leaving me / I’d give my life for you / You frustrate me / I’d call for you in a time of need / I would protect you / I’d visit you in hospital / I’d carry you if you were hurt / I’d feel guilty if I hurt you / I’d let you be near me when I am vulnerable / I’d ignore a phone call from you / I’d call you at 3am / I’d break you out of jail / I’d get angry at you / I would shout at you / You’re too loud / You’re too quiet / You’re too sensitive / You can’t take a joke / You embarrass me / I feel nothing for you / You’re reckless / You’re bossy / You bore me / I would ask your advice / I would blame you for something I did / I would cry in your arms / You have the power to hurt me more than anyone else /

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Boss?? My red dress with the strappy thingies ripped!

❝ THAT- what a... GREEK tragedy we have on our... on our uh- our HANDS, Harley. You know, my father once told me he was going to RIP something of mine- so what’d he do? I’ll TELL you what. he. did. He ripped the corners of my MOUTH just like this- and then EVERYTHING was red. So I guess you could say we’ve got something in common! ❞

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harleenclownzel replied to your post “I'd die if ya' asked me to.”

"Didya know that Juliet died for Romeo? --- She did it so they could be togetha'"

“I uh, hate to break it to ya, pumpkin, but... there’s no life after death. So, lemme illuminate you, when you DIE -- nothing happens. There’s nothing. Nothing, except WORMS eating up your decaying corpse, eating your guts while your flesh rots and aaaaall that jazz. Hmm? See, nos habebit humus.”

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“I uh, got you somethin’. They say, ‘t’s never too late for a birthday present so...”

He carelessly put a purple present box on a decrepit looking coffee table and walked away upstairs, to his office. He had a lot of things to take care of. He was sure Harley would like his little present. In the box she would find a small aquarium with a pretty little clownfish.