#harry you're a menace >:3c

[samtrapani]

since we're playing it that way–do all the odd numbers :)

i can't even say you're a menace bc i did the exact same to you >:(

mafia trilogy ask game [prompts from here]

1: what is your favorite game from the whole trilogy?

i answered this here :)

3: which character do you connect with the most?

i also answered this here :)

5: which characters do you dislike and why?

as everyone says, remy duvall. he deserved exactly what he got, maybe more.

7: your favorite ship and why? (OCs can be included.)

from my sick twisted mind, the oc ships i like best are probably my awful throuple of cherry/henry/vito (aka. vito is their boyfriend) and nicky/leo (aka. years of pining and then the realization that leo knew all along)

from the canon-only standpoint, salieri/morello, henry/vito, sam/paulie, henry/eddie, henry/luca, and eddie/falcone (most of these are @meme-streets YOU YES YOU fault, even though like. it's probably my fault i brought them up mostly oops sorry harry <3)

9: the last Mafia game you played/watched, you so happened to get trapped in. how would you react and what would be the first thing you did?

the last one i played was 2! and i would probably freak out because i'm pretty sure as much as i'd like it to not be so, everyone in-game would be casually r*cist to me (including the boys. let's be real. i'm not white and not cis. i'm going to be in for a hard time lmao.) honestly, i'd probably go and bother vito first, because he seems the least likely to be like ah, what the fuck? and i'd steal all his clothes because they'd smell really good.

11: which character do you think is underrated?

joe. i don't know, despite being the secondary protagonist, joe does not get as much love as he should in terms of shipping and as a character. also, eddie, because i just know that judging by all the promotional material, he was supposed to be a part of the core group of vito, joe and henry.

13: Which character(s) do you think you would NOT get along with?

donovan. i don't know why, i just feel like we wouldn't gel, oops.

also, probably luca. you don't put people who act together in the same room, they'd probably rip each other's throats out, and as much as i love him, i'd hate him for it.

15: your favorite head-canon(s).

i answered this here :)

17: favorite quote(s) from the Mafia trilogy.

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME YOU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET

when leo picks vito up on the street corner, the one that sticks out at me is: "i've forgotten more about this business than you'll ever learn."

that + tommy's ending speech (both from the original game and the definitive edition. i prefer the original one, but the newer speech is also pretty good.)

19: which character(s) do you think deserved more cutscenes/missions?

luca! he was a good villain, and i think that they should've expanded a little more on how much of a slimeball (affectionate) he was. also, i just really, really want more luca content. he's my little weasel man.

also sergio morello, for the same reasons! idk. i like them mustached, trans, and the most sadistic people on earth.

21: who is the first character that comes to mind when you think of Mafia?

h,,,henry. i'm sorry like half of my answers are henry. yes i am THAT "oh god not this guy again" person when it comes to it.

23: what’s your favorite Mafia DLC?

sign of the times! it was such a shift in tone from the main game, and it genuinely scared me playing it. also, it showed a softer side of lincoln, and i have many, many feelings about anna, thanks.

25: this one is a bit silly. who is a character you would not mind dating?

i say henry, and the crowd boos and pelts me with tomatoes

okay, the problem with dating henry is that he's too closed off, and i think after betty's death, he'd have even more barriers up, which would eventually drive me insane because i desperately need physical and emotional affection and henry is the last person on earth for it. (but i'd still date him, we'd just have a messy breakup.)

honestly, from a realistic point of view, every last one of them would be horrible to date, except maybe frank colletti.

i'd take my chances with vito, though. he seems like he'd know how to treat me right <3 and vito's a genuinely sweet person beneath it all, even if he's damaged goods, but like. in this game? who isn't :")

27: a cool idea for a DLC.

shut up about henry shut up about henry a henry dlc, i'm so so sorry. i'm still bitter we got whatever the hell jimmy's adventures was rather than an actual look into the miserable life of one mr tomasino :(

also a dlc to bridge the gap between what was vito doing before he went to new bordeaux. i think the promotional materials for mafia 3 cover the base of it (the postcards), but there are a few years before he actually enters the city, and just going to different cities and doing "errands" for leo would be kind of cool.

29: how did you come across the Mafia Trilogy?

i've always had a thing for anything related to american organized crime, specifically the mob (and like, it's my special interest), so when i found out there was a video game about the mafia? i wanted it. and now about almost thirty OCs later, look at me. ruined by this franchise :)