#hartfieldustarter

[fckkkat]

"But, I'm out of the hospital. So that's good news, right? Can you smile for me?" 

[fkcalliope-blog]

"Look, I know school is important and all, but you can't force me to stop watching movies and laying in bed. ... But you should probably try and force me to shower. That's it, though. Otherwise I won't share my chocolate with you."

[whyval]

[carlxe]

You woke me up from the best dream that involved me being a main character on Criminal Minds and scared the absolute shit out of me. This better be good.

[siobhanffs]

I’ll be willing to provide a week’s worth of coffee or ‘insert your preferred beverage here’ to the person who can provide me with a quick and easy way to get deal with a cold. A sore throat and stuffy nose really gets in the way when you have back to back papers and exams with limited cramming time. Extra points if it’s actually a serious recommendation. Also, professors suck.

[caseyjfc]

When I die, I wanna be reincarnated as a shark. Or an elephant. Something cool at least.

[martyfck]

So, I was in line for Starbucks, yeah? And, then, this chick in front of me turns around and I'm like, hey, she's cute. Okay, but, then she pulls out her phone and that's when I realized she's recording me. I thought this was going to be some weird thing for the college newspaper or whatever about the last football game because, c'mon, I was insane during that game. So, I get all ready to tell them all about how I made that last half my bitch when, guess what the she says? Are you team boy named Troy or team dude named Michael? I just said my anaconda don't want none, and now I'm pretty sure I'm all over Vine.

[edwardwht]

I was so excited about Christmas. I spent an entire class making lists of gifts I wanted to give my friends and other people I've met here, but then reality slapped me in the face when I was forced to remember that before Christmas is Halloween and Thanksgiving. I'm just already in the Christmas spirit!

[fckkkat]

"It's just the hospital. I'm fine, they overreacted. They said I just have to stay here for observation. I'm sorry. I don't know why they called you. I was in a kind of..way..where they just kind of took my phone off me and kind of called everyone."

[gunnarwtf-blog]

So it's pretty much certified I'm going to be hearing nothing but Taylor Swift for the next month or more? ... You know, I wish I could have something to complain about but, like Harry Styles, I'm digging her good girl faith and tight little skirt.

[hyfsummer]

And, I mean, I know it isn't that big of a deal but it's annoying when I ask for an extra hot latte so that it doesn't get cold before I get back home, and sure enough, they don't do it, and it's cold when I get home. Microwaved lattes seriously suck. I mean, I might be overreacting, but it just seems like if you want it done right, you have to do it yourself.

[carlxe]

Well shit, did hell freeze over? I didn't think I'd see the day you'd be in the library. 

[whyval]

I shake it off, I shake it off, I-I, I shake it off. I can't get that song out of my head, so I might as well bust some dance moves.

[caseyjfc]

What are you doing here? This is my spot.

[wtvrfoster-blog]

Don't get me wrong, I'm all aboard this "How To Get Away With Murder" thing -- not to mention, Jack Falahee followed me on twitter, no biggie -- but I could probably record a ten minute long ranting video about the fact they had the chance for bisexual representation and then fucked it all up.

[fkcalliope-blog]

You wanna know what I love about today? The fact that I'm skipping my classes. You wanna know what's even better? The cheap pumpkin spice latte's at Cafe Elixir. Praise whatever higher power there is for today, you're my kind of pal.