#haven’t you heard jerry the government is training dogs to sniff out people’s penises but they’re dettered by mustard
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george costanza would have gotten so much use out of the word cockblocked
#i’m being cockblocked jerry#you’re being cockblocked#i’m being cockblocked#*kramer comes in*#quick quick jerry where’s your mustard#in the cabinet why do you need my mustard#haven’t you heard jerry the government is training dogs to sniff out people’s penises but they’re dettered by mustard#well then george should be fine he’s already cockblocked#*george whines* *cuts to black*#that was terrible that was really bad it’s a good thing i was not a writer on seinfeld#seinfeld
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