#having a vaguely unkempt middle part doesn't mean i'm sweet and cute and pure it just means i dont really put in a lot of effort

[anaalnathrakhs]

"i didnt expect you to be so crude" common mistake actually! see, i was a pathologically lonely child who retreated into the internet until i was almost legally an adult. this is roughly the equivalent of leaving a kid into the magazines section of the gas station for six years. sure, i'm socially inept and i had a whole lot of time to learn weirdly specific fun facts about linguistics and whatnot, but also i was locked in with all the porn.