#having tummy hurt and wishing i could just lay on a warm rock to solve my problems. is where this came from.

[crimeronan]

sci-fi alien species that photosynthesizes to convert energy so instead of bars and restaurants they have artificial sun spots where you lay on a big rock under a bright lamp. these places often give humans skin cancer so on date night you'd be more likely to bring your date to a human restaurant where they wouldn't eat anything but would watch you with rapt attention saying things like "wow evolution and biology is so complex in species that vore"