#hc asks are funny bc i get them and i'm like 'omg so much pressure I must get a good grade in headcanon'

[terrainofheartfelt]

do you have any dairthaniel hcs?

oh for YOU my dear I can think of some :)

dan and nate share clothes constantly, they think no one can tell but blair is a fashion savant and she knows when nate is wearing something cheap. but then dan catches her wearing one of his shirts and she'd fight him on it but...so comfy and dan wears her lingerie shhhh

they're all kind of 20-year-old messes but dan is the one who knows the most about cooking so often it's blair and nate pestering him to feed them. he eventually gets fed up and insists that they help. blair's better at it than nate.

dorota adores both nate and dan and she sort of adopts them as her boys and tries to take care of them - even though they spend most of their time together in brooklyn, rather than the penthouse. blair is annoyed because Only Child Syndrome. she's used to getting all of dorota's attention, dammit

nate's been friends with each of them for a long time, so he can keep up with dan and blair's discourse, but he only uses his knowledge for evil (escalating fights with random "i agree with dan" or "i agree with blair" and sitting back with popcorn because he thinks they're cute)

study parties! because I see them getting together in the college years. dorota feeds them brain food and they war council either on the loft floor or the penthouse dining room table. dan helps nate with his lit, nate quizzes blair on history (he has a knack for remembering dates -- it's the museum his grandparents live in), blair ruthlessly helps their romance language conjugations, and dan has an existential crisis when he realizes how good nate is at math (he also finds it very hot but)

movie nights! nate insists that the loft have a real tv for real viewing parties so he buys one (rich boi) and they all cuddle on the couch but the gag is that dan and blair are too into the Netflix part to get to the Chill part and nate is just *pouts*

nate and blair have known each other soooooooooo long that their communication sometimes feels inside which dan feels a little weird about but a perk is that they will tell on each other to dan about such and such embarrassing fact about them which he finds totally charming

(and dan is a bottom.)

[myoddessy]

bbgggg 😩😩😩 i got asked to do a fic for simon about him and reader babysitting olive ages ago and i really want to write it! but the inspo is slippin!!! 🍪 think you could do a lil HC for me i could base it on? help get it back in the works?! be my inspo?! 🥹👉🏼👈🏼 i cannot think of a thinggggg without repeating myself xx

if not, literally do not worry!! i just thought you’d be perfect for coming up w/ cute lil scenarios !! 🫶🏼😙

omg of course!! I am a Simon lover until I die. hope u like it babe 💞💞💞

the first thing that came to my mind was the intense baby fever you'd be getting because our boy is so lanky and baby olive just looks so small curled up in his arms and ugh!!! him!!

I feel like it would take him a bit of time to properly warm up to the whole role of caretaker while babysitting—not because he's afraid, okay maybe he's a bit afraid, but mostly because of how ecstatic you were when faith asked you both to mind olive, he didn't want to get in the way of your plans

once he does warm up to her, and once she warms up to him because I can def imagine her clinging onto you and not really wanting to be passed to Simon (he'd start to get a bit jealous bcs he suddenly really wants to hold her), they would be inseparable! he'd be so good with her, I just know it

as much as he loves you and olive, he doesn't love either of you enough to take on the job of changing her nappy, that's for you and you only I'm afraid 💔

okay but imagine if you're babysitting the day after he had to pull an all-nighter for some video and he ends up falling asleep on the couch with olive asleep on his chest!! the way you'd nearly start crying on the spot. Instagram and every group chat known to man saw the pictures you took in that moment at least a thousand times

this isn't really centered around Simon but I can see faith having planned you both to babysit pretty early in olive's life so that you'd get baby fever too and you'd end up having a kid too 😭 so I just know she'd be doing a little celebration whenever you take her an update, clinging onto ethan's arm and shaking him "She's becoming one of us!!!!!"

if you're a youtuber/content creator, you'd definitely make a video about the experience and while you'd want to make the thumbnail and title sweet, Simon would peer pressure you into over the top clickbait.

WE MINDED BABY BEHZ, GONE WRONG!! *insert thumbnail of a baby doll being flung off a roof*

comments on the video call you a milf and Simon likes them and you trend on twitter for a little bit while people speculate on if you're actually pregnant

I feel like Simon would've gone in with the intent of working you down from your baby fever but the second you sat in the car on the way home he's like "wouldn't it be so funny if we had a kid?" 👀 sideyeing you the whole time for your reaction

both of your lockscreens are now pictures of the two of you and olive

overall, 10/10 babysitters and faith will be conta ting you anytime she needs someone to mind the baby

[miedei]

goshhhh i'm so happy the asks make you giddy cause like same !??!?! i never thought i needed band!enha in my life then i see your hcs & discuss it and aaAaaA 🤧

if you think you wanna write the other members fearing their lives while drummer!riki & his drummer!s/o are in hell mode, sure why tf not, really not gonna stop you there AT ALL 👁 cause like when motivation & inspiration strike at the same time MASTERPIECES are made 🤩🥰

and and and a giddy won on keyboard ??? wait that's so cute 😭 poor baby sometimes gets scolded teasingly by the rest of the members bc whenever he sees you his heartbeat goes BOOMBOOMBOOM so much that it's faster and louder than the drums setting the beat so he keeps messing the tempo up 💔 (oh gosh especially when you come into their rehearsals unannounced AND wearing that jacket of his 💔)

pls do keep the band!au hcs coming for as long as you like bc i LOVE it 😩😩

and i hope you've had a nice nap when you see this :3

- the drummer anon lmao

omg yay these asks legit make my day i love this au and you're so easy to talk to <33

ok im thinking maniac drummer couple may be coming tomorrow 😌✌️ I'm excited this is such a funny concept ksboashksjs

YESS GIDDY WON IS MY FAV i was so excited while writing that lil blurb i love it so much oml his heartbeat overpowering the drums?? i love that so much anon your mind 🤩

the hcs are such a fun way to be creative!! there's no pressure and it's just random word dumps i lob them

i had a great nap lovey thank you! make sure to drink water, rest, and eat your meals ily ily <3