#hcnine

[acidhermit]

Cub is camera shy ☺️ 🙈

[pearlescentgoon]

Reblog to save Pearl

Like to let her drown

[vintagekebab]

Beef starting his episode by giving Hypno a gift and then immediately going to a giant spruce forest brought me back to season 7 podzol party vibes and I MISS THEM

[sweetpapak]

Wheeeeeeptide

[dbubbleo100]

I like how Bdubs reacts to things in game as if they happened irl

[acidhermit]

Somebody pick up their lost child please!

[acidhermit]

Best pairs I would have never thought of as a result of the Hermpires crossover:

- oli & joe. Both have an affinity for words and being a nuisance in a fun way

- keralis & sausage. Innuendos galore <3 keralis always needs someone to flirt with

- cub & katherine. I just think they’re neat

- fwhip & impulse. Cave kings. Also they have similar voices. If you close your eyes you can pretend one of them is just talking to themselves.

- jimmy & scar. Scar trying to comfort Jimmy is everything to me

- pirate joe & cleo. Something something cleo always needs a joe around and this one is mischievous in a new way

- doc & lizzie. The cat/creeper thing that someone mentioned once made me love their dynamic. Also Lizzie is a con artist in a clumsy way, with doc’s power I think they could reign supreme

Pairs that haven’t happened but should imo

- Jevin should stay with shubble and become a witch’s apprentice bc she’s in a swamp and he’s a slime. OR he’s terrified of shubble because she always has her frog with her

- joel & bdubs, an actual god vs a self proclaimed god (though technically joel is also self-proclaimed)

- empires False & xisuma. Listen. They’re both a little awkward in mannerism and speech, they’re nervous and wary. Xisuma is a nice pirate and false is (according to hermit false) an impersonator. Will Xisuma grow attached to empires false and protect her from hermit false ?? Will he have a whole scene where it’s like “she’s the fake false, kill her!!” ? Who knows

[acidhermit]

Keralis….

[acidhermit]

I think what the hermits should do is collectively agree (without knowledge of the king or bdubs) to put all of their diamonds into Mumbo’s vault and exclusively use the king’s emeralds.

In this way Ren would see a true decrease in circulating diamonds thus increasing their value, which would frustrate the king, and the hermits would have valid reason to revolt against the fiat currency since it’s not backed by diamonds (a point Cleo has continuously brought up, but would be more difficult to ignore at this point)

And THEN ((btw I’m like two weeks behind on bc episodes so idk if mumbo’s come back yet)) when Mumbo comes back, he’ll actually for real be the richest hermit in the server. And he’ll start circulating diamonds in the economy again since he won’t have any royal emeralds since he hasn’t been online for this whole arc.

And this would convince a majority of the hermits to make Mumbo the new king.

[acidhermit]

Of COURSE Keralis would end up at Sausage’s place 😭😭

[acidhermit]

SEASON NINE ENDS NEXT WEEK?!?!!!!

idk if im gonna be able to binge-finish anyone's season anymore

[acidhermit]

funny that Hypno, xB, and Beef are all still on the Hermitcraft server (though Hypno hasn’t been seen in a while) because they also all played Ablockalypse together the other day….. coincidence 🤔🤔

[acidhermit]

What if in every world run by a hermit, all of the hermits are whitelisted?

So like, in Welsknight’s Caveopolis world, all the hermits are whitelisted but no one shows up because they’re busy with other things. Same for Iskall’s Vault Hunters, only Stress shows up. Same with Beef’s Ablockalypse, only Hypno and xB go with him. Hypno’s Stoneblock, any traffic series, etc etc.

All the hermits always whitelist each other, but out of courtesy or scheduling they hardly go on each other’s worlds.

Empires smp was the first time they somehow managed to invade a world that wasn’t run by one of them. Which is why it’s such a spectacle to them all and why it’s such a foreign concept to non-hermits (except for Oli and Pix).

[acidhermit]

Haven’t seen anyone talk about it, so I want to bring this up… WHO is the person who walks up to stare at the sheep and then goes through the portal before everyone else?!?!?!

[acidhermit]

This made me laugh sm

[acidhermit]

Tango: we have to call in the troops

*next scene shows only Falsesymmetry*

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