Heyy just calling to say I can’t come to the little man’s birthday. Huh? Oh. Accidentally swallowed soap in the bathroom. Yeah I comically slipped over the bar with a THHWEEP and it landed perfectly in my surprised open mouth and I made a gulp sound and now I can’t stop hiccuping bubbles. Hahaa sorry. Hhcup. Nahh I’ll be fine. I can’t go to the hospital anyway since uh. Yeahh looking back on it I think doing the Jasper scream while the nurse was in my nose with the covid swab was prolly a bad idea maybe that’s why I got a false positive twice idkk. Hcup. Anyways girl maybe I can come see our son get birthed next time but do you want me to cashapp you 20 for mcdonalds. Okay love youuuu hearts hearts hug