#he is absolutely prepared to overhaul the faction's standards of living

[transingthoseformers]

SCENE - Secret meeting deep within the Victory.

ONSLAUGHT: I think we can all agree on one thing despite our numerous differences-

ONSLAUGHT: Fuck that brat.

EVERYONE: Fuck Starscream.

ONSLAUGHT: Now this has clearly been a big change for all of us with the new, ah, Standards Lord First Aid has installed.

MOTORMASTER: HE'S MAKING US GO TO CLASS!

DRAG STRIP: WE HAD TO GET SOCIAL PROTOCOLS INSTALLED!

BREAKDOWN: I kind of like the first aid course though...

HOOK: Fuck you kids finally getting manners installed is not a problem. That menace has taken over my Medbay. My Medbay!

BLITZWING: Ah, come on Hooky. What did you expect given he's a real Doc.

HOOK: #@$$#$%#

ONSLAUGHT: FOCUS!

ONSLAUGHT: As I was saying. Though things have been different, but we cannot deny some improvements.

SKYWARP: He let Screamer make the solar thingy so we've got food.

ASTROTRAIN: He fixed my mass displacement issues.

SWINDLE: Let's a mech make his own business legally even.

HOOK: [begrudgingly] He did prioritize my replacement equipment requests.

VORTEX: He's better to look at than Megatron. [SILENCE] Oh fuck you we were all thinking it.

ONSLAUGHT: We are undeniably better fed, better repaired, and better cared for than ever before.

ONSLAUGHT: And our newest Lord has assets that can not be ignored.

ONSLAUGHT: Now we all know Starscream is plotting-

THUNDERCRACKER: When isn't he.

ONSLAUGHT: -and that those shameless Autobot world jumpers want to carry off our new Lord the moment he's out of our sight.

ONSLAUGHT: Lord First Aid doesn't suffer the same qualms as the one we are familiar with. I am sure we all heard his stories of these Wreckers.

BRAWL: [dreamily] Yeah.

ONSLAUGHT: He is not opposed to violence. Therefore I believe we can persuade our new leader to stay and rule us leading to a new golden age for the Decepticon Empire.

REFLECTOR: And no more eating scrap.

ONSLAUGHT: And no more eating...scrap.

EVERYONE: NO MORE EATING SCRAP!

Dhdjfjfj yesssss

Someone has to care for these idiots (affectionate), so it might as well be First Aid. I'm betting he'd grow so surprisingly protective of the g1 decepticons, and vice versa! The Lost Lighters are gonna have such a ~time~ getting him away if/when they do

This is so damn fun because yeahhhhh! He's dim damn helping! Hook might be a bit miffed but don't worry it's nothing a few more boxes of anti rust agents and actual medical tools can't fix.

I wonder what the g1 autobots would make of mtmte First Aid, actually, and how all of that scrap would go