#he is the origin of the slenderman creepypasta. he probably thinks hot showers are too much technology | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

normal-thoughts-official · 2 years

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love it when people are like "joenicky influencer au!" babygirl. respectfully. it's never gonna happen. i can excuse canonverse nicky knowing how to use a phone because they need that knowledge for survival, but modern au nicky's idea of a "phone" is the rotary kind and i won't hear another word about it. look at his haircut. does this look like a man who knows how to pronounce "meme"? don't embarrass yourself

#im sorry but there is just no way he knows what influencers are much less is one #he doesn't know what facebook is much less instagram #that's just how it is #modern au nicky is a hermit and is probably the subject of at least one cryptid sighting photo #he is the origin of the slenderman creepypasta. he probably thinks hot showers are too much technology #tog #nicolò di genova #i dont think joe would be an influencer either for the record #but im willing to stretch my imagination and let it slide #but nicky could only be an 'influencer' in the sense that his grandpa tweets would be confused for shitposts and get him a following #and he would hate even that much attention tbh. he replies to every mention and reply with 'who are you' and ppl think its part of his bit #he doesn't understand their responses and the only reason he isn't blocking them all is that he doesnt know how

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