#he totally deserves the bragging part fr

[rosiethedragongeek]

DUDE DUDE DUde

Do you know that audio from that musical that's being used on tiktok a l o t rn? That "oh-oh, he'll never learn to read, oh-oh, he's never gonna breed" etc etc?

Yeah i just realised that's a Snotlout song and I love it so im just gonna add the other characters to song because i feel like it <3

So from what i remember it goes;

Or zero, or zero, or zero, or zero (Stoick, Gobber, Mala, Heather, etc)

Add them all up and you still get zero! What you really need is a futher mocking (???) Hero!

Oh-oh! He'll never learn to read (Gustav, baby boi feels like a bit of a bad speller)

Oh-oh! He's never gonna breed (Fishlegs (maybe our man just pining furiously)

Oh-oh! Going to jail guaranteed! (Dagur!! Love their dynamic)

Oh-oh! And she's a freaky monster! (Astrid, don't tell me he wouldn't lmao, he loves her tho)

The rest of the song is just Snotlout boasting and honestly? He deserves it

Anyways this was... Fairly random but i had a feeling you should know I've had this on my mind😌💙

Dude

That’s so GOOD. That literally works so perfect dude omg. I went and listened to it too, and it works so well it’s so insane. I can’t. Also the Fishlegs part pleaseeeee omg (also the Astrid part is so funny too omg)

The entire thing fits so well someone needs to make an edit bc that would be awesome

[pepperful-qt]

hello!! i saw that your requests are open so,,, anyways, can you please make a hcs of kenma, kuroo and any other hq boys u like and their reaction when their s/o sends a video of them with i love you written on their cheeks? thank u and always take care!! ♡♡

this is so cute what🥺 almost went with Suna but decided on Tendou bc i just did something for him recently! & he deserves something like this tbh

Kenma, Kuroo, & Tendou when their s/o sends a surprise video with ‘i love you’ written on their cheeks 

*****

Kenma

you don’t send it to him in when he’s in public which he is thankful for

you do, however, send it out of nowhere. no special occasion or anything, which makes it so much more special to him tbh

you guys are video chatting while playing minecraft or stardew valley if you’re like me (or another online game of your choice) and you pause yourself and say you’re going to the bathroom or smth and mute your mic

it’s not really a big deal, so he doesn’t think too much on it and just continues building his redstone mechanism or w/e 

until he gets a notification from you

his first thought is that you ran out of toilet paper and he’s like why would you text me we’re not even in the same house-

but, that’s not what he sees. instead, it’s you in one of his hoodies that you stole 

you painted your nose and drew cat whiskers, with ‘i love you’ as the top whisker on each cheek and two lines beneath so cute wth

he thinks so too

it’s a short and sweet message, but clearly something you put thought into

but-

achievement unlocked! you broke him

seriously, he stops breathing for the entire video

he’s an absolute blushing MESS currently pulling up his hoodie to cover his face. pulling the drawstrings and everything

direct affection like this always makes him flustered. always

which is why it’s so cute hehe

he’s not much for pda or anything so you take your chances where you get em

little did he know, you were hiding just off camera where you could see the whole thing and you are currently 🥺

you just hear your name in an exasperated groan from the call

“y/nnnnnn” muffled by his hoodie ofc

you’re smiling like an idiot bc✨mission accomplished✨

“hehehe did you like it?” 

you still have the makeup on and his soul leaves his body

“why would you do that to me?”

“awww can’t you read?”

more blushy blushy 

he wants to hug you or hold you so bad in that moment like it’s absolute torture

and next time he sees you, oh boy is he stuck to you like glue. good luck getting him off you ever

* * *

Kuroo

you decide to drop this on him while he’s en route to nationals. you weren’t able to come until the second day for school or work reasons, but you still wanted to show your support for your bf, esp for something so important to him!

you know he’s the type to keep his phone on dnd or airplane mode while he’s on long trips, as he prefers to sleep or read in peace

and you use this information to plan the perfect surprise! you send the video during his trip so he’ll see it when he’s going through notifications when he finally arrives

you tell/bribe Kenma to record his reaction for you too, which he may or may not do

your relationship with Kuroo has always been one of teasing and banter. for pet names you call each other ‘babe’ or ‘sweetheart’ as easily as ‘dork’ or ‘dumbass’

so it’s very very amusing to him when you start the video with “hey dummy~” while you have ‘i love you’ written in red on one cheek and ‘Nekoma #1′ on the other

the moment he sees you this guy has the biggest stupidest grin on his face. not even in a smug or cocky way, just completely lovestruck

he’s doing that thing where he covers part of his face with his hand and shakes his head a little bc he finds you so adorable

the video is actually really sweet with you hoping he got to the inn safely and wishing him good luck, and promising him a special kiss if he wins so you can see him play the second day

talk about motivation ammirite ;)

and your surprise works; he’s totally caught off guard

by the end of the video the genuine grin definitely turned devious lol, and he’s not one to blush easily, but you definitely got him a lil bit

some of his teammates heard a very ominous giggle from their captain, and his expression is even more disturbing

no one who asks is allowed to see, you're for his eyes only, but he does brag about the wonderful video his s/o sent him

excuses himself immediately so he can facetime you

if you’re still wearing it he just starts laughing again, and try as he might he can’t stop smiling

says some stupid cocky playful line

“hey baby, you got something you wanna tell me?” or “looks like you can’t contain your love for me” smh

partially scolds you for trying to catch him off guard (in public) 

“i love you too but you’ll regret that” etc

okay this mf is suggestive af fill in the rest

you better be looking forward to more than just a kiss when he sees you is all i’m saying

* * * 

Tendou

happens at like 1-2am on a school night when you’re both texting memes back and forth bc you enable each other

and tbh you’re feeling a bit delirious,, like at this point you’re actually laughing irl at the stupidest things he sends and muttering to yourself

so once the idea pops into your head your impulse control may as well not exist

he doesn’t really notice your absence too much, just keeps sending da memes. in fact he’s spamming so much he doesn’t even notice what you do send LOL

so you’re sitting there like 👉👈 waiting for him to react,, until eventually you’re like: ‘hellooo?? did you see what i sent??’

LEAVES YOU ON READ LMAOO before a keyboard smash and then silence

bc he is freaking out

like Kenma’s, it’s a cute, sweet message where you’re just gushing about how much you love him

it’s a little rambly and your words are a bit slurred but that just makes it all the more endearing

“tendou~~ look i just love you so much i need the whole world to know!!” while pointing to your cheeks

poor bby is about to cry fr he's overwhelmed

he’s just watching it over and over again like🥺🥺🥺

and you’re back to waiting for a reaction and you’re starting to feel a little silly. you’d already accepted that he’d tease you over it but now you’re embarrassed--

but you know what? he sends his own video back, with 'i love you my angel!' haphazardly scribbled on his forehead 

“y/n~~~” he’s totally mocking you “i can’t believe you love me so much you’re gonna make me cry~” doesn’t mention he already did a bit “i can’t believe i’ve been blessed with such an angel--” 

he’s just going on and on until he hits the video size cap

congratulations you’ve absolutely ruined each other at 2am and you have a test tomorrow and he has morning practice

but do either of you care? no

he cannot stop smiling the next day he’s just glowing and is just all over you

and you didn’t realize you’d written in sharpie so there’s still a little bit visible that you tried and failed to hide with concealer

he’ll never let you live that down😌😘

*****

THIS REQUEST MADE ME SO SOFT WRITING IT JFC😭

[sexydeathparty]

'I Choose Myself': We Can All Learn From Deepti On Love Is Blind

Warning: this articles contains spoilers for the season 2 finale of Love is Blind.

Love Is Blind may be a social experiment created to entertain the masses, but there are some undeniable lessons on love we can all take away from the show. 

Couples are expected to fall in love “sight unseen”, as the show endlessly reminds us. And for some, that is ostensibly true. But for others, heartbreak lies at the alter as the person they’ve been shacked up with for six weeks decides if they actually want to marry them.

When it came to the wedding of Abhishek “Shake” Chatterjee and Deepti Vempati, the bride had an epiphany we’re all glad for. 

The unsure groom, Shake, had shrouded their entire relationship with doubts over his physical connection to Deepti, lamenting that he didn’t find her as attractive as his past encounters. He even told another contestant that Deepti reminded him of his aunt. 

Deepti, who for the most part seemed willing to start a life with her fiancé, delivered a zinger on the big day, after Shake made no efforts to make her feel wanted.

Asked if she would take Shake in holy matrimony, she objected. In front of their family and friends, she told Shake: “I deserve somebody who knows for sure. So, I’m choosing myself and I’m going to say ‘no.’”

Instead of comforting or even questioning his now former fiancée, a seemingly unfazed Shake set about “celebrating” with his loved ones, bragging about his plans to get fitter and dine at Nobu. 

Of course, Deepti’s response to Shake’s lukewarm advances won heaps of praise on social media. 

She’s reminded us of the power of self-worth, and how that worth should never be tied to another person. 

Just as I was thinking I couldn’t love her more, Deepti chose herself and knew her worth! She is an inspiration to women and I wish her a lifetime of happiness 💜 #LoveIsBlind#loveisblind2pic.twitter.com/dig3EqS9iv

— Screaming Into The Void (@Sin2thevoid) February 26, 2022

Deepti made me the right choice. She chose herself and decided to say no to Shakes, he wasn’t worthy of her love. I truly hope she finds the right man who loves her the way she is. Such a sweet soul #LoveIsBlind

— قلبا شاكرا🇰🇪🟣 (@Shirley_Sein) February 28, 2022

Deepti chose herself 🥺 I’m actually crying,I’ve never been more proud of someone 😭#loveisblind2pic.twitter.com/dfFBQQkkJv

— Baby R.🧸 (@ramatutj) February 25, 2022

This is the most love that Deepti received on the show. She deserves the world. So glad she chose herself. #LoveIsBlind#Deepti#Iyannapic.twitter.com/LXbUwje2EC

— Simone Faure (@SimoneFaure) February 26, 2022

Deepti chose herself and said no to Shake, Yaaaaas!! She’s such a Queen who knows her worth and I’m so proud of her. Shake doesn’t deserve her, we all deserve someone who’s 100% sure of us.#LoveIsBlind#LoveIsBlindS2

— LibraCreative👜 (@Pomwene09) February 25, 2022

Yes! Deepti chose herself! Shake’s own mom told him she deserved better. I’m glad Deepti told him she deserves somebody who knows for sure. Shake was legit shocked. Call me petty, but I loved every minute of it! #LoveIsBlindpic.twitter.com/7FsxwWTgkP

— Who Dat Cat 😺🇺🇸🇵🇷 (@LouisianaSis) February 26, 2022

deepti was a hundred percent wonderfully herself, made shake realize he was not all that in doing so, showed up to her wedding looking like a total goddess, and then chose herself knowing that she was too good to settle for one iota less queen shit fr #LoveIsBlindpic.twitter.com/Quf2gJb9yR

— biddy (@queercroissant) February 25, 2022

I will always love the fact that Deepti CHOSE HERSELF reminded many women that we should not settle for this this is exactly what this generation needs reminders to PICK OURSELVES TO PUT US FIRST AHH I just loved she did that #LoveIsBlind#loveisblinds2

— Yaz (@YazmemeGzz) February 25, 2022

Since the show aired, the former couple have unfollowed each other on Instagram, and Deepti has now seen the hurtful comments Shake made about her appearance. 

In an interview with Buzzfeed, she said: “I had the epiphany that like, ’Why am I trying to prove to this person to see me? I’m done trying, I’m over this. I just need to move forward and figure out what I want — instead of trying to figure out why he doesn’t want me, do I even want him?”

In choosing herself, Deepti has certainly established that she’s not settling for less.

And neither are we. 

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