#he’ll get kenny and craig together and start an investigation team to find out who you work for and what you want from him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

buttl0rd · 10 months

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I think Cartman would be so used to his eyes that he forgets other people don't see heterochromia often. So when he meets someone new he doesn't understand why they keep staring at his eyes

pov ur the new kid and u think cartman has cool eyes

#he’ll threaten to kick your ass but he’s too big a pussy to actually do anything about it #he may start conspiracies that ur with the mob or something and u know something about him that no one else does #he’ll get kenny and craig together and start an investigation team to find out who you work for and what you want from him #it’ll be a whole government funded operation #WHY ARE YOU STARING #WHAT DO YOU WANT #ask box #eric cartman #south park

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