#he’s suppose to be a fat skeleton dude demon idk

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Meet Alfred. A new oc, this is concept art, i’ll be working on him after school:)

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Someone who has never played*dark souls but knows a bit about it rates how hot a few select ‘male’ npcs are.

*edit: i have now played all dark souls games. List still stands.

Dark Wraith 10/10

Skeleton armor with metal abs. Super hot. IDK what they look like under that armor but shit if that is not some sexy as hell armor.

Seath the Scaless 4/10

Not gonna deny that his skin is lovely and his wings beautiful but i don’t go for giant dragons with a slug like lower body. Sorry. Tho apparently someone thought he was hot if Pricilla is indeed his daughter.

Knight Artorias - 10/10

He’s got a giant dog and sexy armor. Honestly i don’t need much else. Shame he is all corrupted now but he is hot now and he was hot before the whole abyss shit.

Gwyn, Lord of Cinder 2/10

I don’t got for shriveled hollowed old men. Sorry not sorry.

Frampt - -100/10

Not in one hundred years would i fuck this thing.

Solaire of Astora - 100/10

Cute armor, charming voice, charming personality, and he already thinks you like him. Honestly i cant think of anyone better. Bonus points, he isn't out to kill you.

Capra Demon - 7/10

He’s hot but the fact he double teams you in a tiny room is apparently frustrating and i don’t like being frustrated

Darklurker 10/10

Four arms, the better to hold you with. Also i dig the hooded aesthetic.

Gravelord Nito - 10/10

a skeleton and a king. Some may be off put by the fact he is an old as hell skeleton that wears other people’s skeletons, but hey i just find that charming.

black knight - 10/10

honeslty there are so many sexy armored enemies here idk what to do. this list would get dull if i jsut kept saying 10/10 but I HAVE A TYPE DAMN IT. And this dude fits.

Dark Sun Gwyndolin - 5/10

I dont got for pretty boys but he is pretty so i guess he gets a 5.

Giant Lord 100000/10

I want to marry him. That is all.

Oceiros, The Consumed King - 0/10

Eating your own baby son, real or not, is fucking weird. No thanks.

Pinwheel -  3/10

He’s got a cloak but not much else. He’s not even that hard to kill. Pass.

Ornstein and Smough - 10/10 and 1/10

Id fuck Ornstein but Smough can fuck off with his tiny head and his fat ass.

Nameless King - 6/10

I mean he’s cool to look at but idk if id say he’s hot. he’s passable i suppose. He does have a dragon for a friend tho so thats worth at least one date maybe. If he turns out nice i may go on more.

Skeleton Lords -  10/10

All i gotta say is - Gangbang

mushroom parent - 3/10

*insert fisting joke here* Anyway pass. Not feeling it.

Pontiff Sulyvahn - 8/10

Looses points for basically being Frollo but Dark Souls.

Thats all. Thsi game has so many characters that this would go on forever so imma just stop it here. if yall want a part 2 tell me.