#he'll literally introduce himself as big mike bc there are 3 other mikes in our work area | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

flibbertygigget · 3 months

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Shoutout to my co-worker Big Mike, aka the most Ally an ally has ever been. Literally the first time I (5'4", vaguely masc nb) met him (6'7"-ish, linebacker-shaped guy), he clocked me as some kind of gnc, bragged about being able to solo 300lb packages, and then was like "yeah, i've got a lot of trans friends bc trans people love hanging out with me, no matter what their height is i make them look average and also nobody wants to mess with me"

#i should save this for pride month but lol #queer shit #allyship #he'll literally introduce himself as big mike bc there are 3 other mikes in our work area #dude was literally like 'i offer my services as Tall and Unfightable' and this was the first time i met him XD #can confirm tho last year i wound up seeing him at pride and meeting like.... 8 other trans/nb people just through his friend group #also the packages thing was like... 'yeah i'm fat but i can solo 300lb irregs so who's the real winner here'#he's cishet but he knows what's up lol

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