#he's a bit of a hypocrite telling ophelia to stop crying

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Hamlet: You think your little period cramps hurt? Try tearing your ACL during a fencing match.

Hamlet: Hey, my name's Hamlet and I'm the bisexual prince of Denmark.

Hamlet: I don't care what the temperature is! Imma wear BLACK! Being too warm is a female trait.

Hamlet: Once, I got grounded because I told Ophelia to stop bitching when her dad died. My dad died and my mom got remarried to my uncle in under two months and I still showed up to practice.