#he's a sweet kid but he'll kick a transphobe in the dick with zero remorse

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I've read quite a few fics where some bigot decides to ruin Miles' day and Hobie comes to the rescue, which is all good and fine I suppose

But consider: Miles just looking for an excuse to punch a homophobe in the face and Hobie having to remind him that he doesn't wanna get arrested because then he'll have to deal with dear ol' dad giving him The Look when he goes to collect Miles from jail

But later they both knock in the bastard's teeth in as Spider-Men