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it's funny because not only is it very easy to tell when someone used to draw mcyt fanart but you can even tell exactly which characters they used to draw

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we need to stand up against strong as fuck ice mummy

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Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

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hmm artists what feature do you draw on the face first. this is for science btw.

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is bookshop.org a major site?

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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"

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genuinely is cracker barrel stupid

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on being yourself

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"I am a normal and average person who can function in society" written on the mirror while I white-knuckle the bathroom sink

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This was part of a bigger animation, but it's been years and i haven't finished it, so take this haha

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See him sweeties

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frankly i feel absolutely no, probably even negative, kinship with childfree people who hate children lol that’s not why i’m childfree… i’m actually childfree because i love and respect children enough to know that i am not the kind of person to give them the kind of childhood and parent they rightfully deserve

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hey girl awesome pussy. it looks like it was expensive

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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People these days have no romantic fire. Where's the soul? Where's my flowers? My chocolates? My grand gestures and dramatic waxing? My picnics and pampering and praise and worship? My pet names dripping with lust? My burning desire? Hand kissing? The general gusto and drive? No one even knows how to flirt anymore. It's not just sad, it's embarrassing. I understand a lot of things cost money and money is terribly tight these days, I do. But it costs you nothing to carry me like a princess or kidnap me or lose your mind or get on your knees and beg or weep for a mere whiff when it's been too long. Theft and trickery also costs nothing and they're valuable skills and incredibly sexy. We need to bring back the Adams family now more than ever so that people can start taking inspiration from Gomez

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On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.