#he's to perfect and tragic and hot and ahhhhh

[dirtytransmasc]

listen, haven't even seen atsv yet, I'm seeing it this weekend, but I know enough to know one very specific thing I need from Miguel O'Hara;

I need this man to have a crisis, I need to watch his entire worldview collapse, I need to watch him enter a crisis, an even bigger crisis than his "bad things must happen" crisis he developed to deal with his issues and trauma, now having the "I fought a 15 year old, lost control, and came close to killing him multiple times and inflicted immense amounts of trauma on him, just cause he wanted his dad" crisis, going into a depression, going through an even more depressing "redemption arc" of trying to make it up to miles, to be a better person, and fix things with all the kids, while simultaneously feeling as though he is undeserving of trust or forgiveness so he pushes everyone away at the same time, resulting in one big emotional nightmare that will eventually blow up in all of their faces in oke way or another...

let's just say I like my men extensively emotionally damaged and I like to watch them suffer pitifully.

Edit: I have now seen atsv, I still need this, I actually need it more

[vegaseatsass]

Tragic and painful to have to make rushed little text posts before hopping offline and never getting to interact w/ the rest of the fandom butttttttt AH, 4 MINUTES, HOW DO I LOVE THEE? LET ME COUNT THE WAYS

Original timeline Great is my new favorite character (though Tonkla can cage fight him for it next ep when he's back on my screen), and original timeline Great/Tyme is so very very VERY my shit. Orig timeline Great, someone who is used to horrible things happening around him/because of him, being full shrug emoji at horrible things being done TO him - at a hot doctor stalking him, seducing him, and non-consensually filming him and publicly exposing the footage - in fact, learning that Hot Doctor did all this to fuck with Great's stepdad just makes Great want him more - absolute character perfection, to me. The way you can see the raw material for who Great becomes when he has the superpower to make different choices - someone who wants to do good (to lock down that hot doctor who has utterly dickmatized him, mainly, lol but I think he also does just want to be better than his father and family, sincerely), but who is so totally acclimated to bad as his baseline, that it doesn't occur to him until afterwards that he could do anything but witness and enable all the violence around him. Never have I been so compelled by a character getting do-over powers, because never have I met one so human in his cowardice and inertia and instinctual, nurtured, self-loathed selfishness.

And GreatTyme is just so much more delicious to me as a ship in this form. Tyme clocked Great as a Sriwatsombat and a gay mark and immediately ruthlessly tracked him down, tumbled him into bed and made sure to film it. Like he came up with that plan so QUICKLY and so READILY and the only sign of hesitation he really showed was in the actual uploading of footage. All the awkward wincing pick-up line clumsiness we see in the new timeline is missing from original timeline Tyme. He isn't trying to get into Great's heart, just his pants, and there is literally zero hesitation when that's his goal. Being smooth at human kindness: AHHHHH. Being smooth at manipulation, sexual terrorism and ice cold revenge: He's in his element.

Idk I'm just obsessed y'all. Great's FIRST question was "Why haven't you answered my texts?" his SECOND question was "Why didn't you post that on Onlyfans and make some money?" only his THIRD question was "Why did you do that?" and his FOURTH question was "You're fighting with my dad? Wickeddddddddddd"

[slashingdisneypasta]

This is random but I just rewatched Kung Fu Panda and was reminded of how much I severely crush on Tai Lung. He is the perfect hot villain, from his voice to his muscles to his tragic backstory and I wanna snuggle with him fhhfhdh

Okay. Rant over. Thanks for listening!😅

Ahhhhh, Tai Lung is always on topic around here XD

And you are so right, oh my goodness!! He really is!! That voice, that attitude, and yes- the muscles XD He's so hot 👍🔥🔥🔥

[lesbianrapunzel]

rotbtd tag game!

started by @risoris a while ago but i saw it in the tags and i wanted to try 😊

name/nickname? i go by phoenix

how did you get into rotbtd? i was a big fan of rotg and i kinda stumbled onto rotbtd through fan art and stuff. so i started writing fics on wattpad and got involved in all that fandom drama ahahhh it was fun, not really tho it was messy

what made you stay/come back? i got back into writing rotbtd fics for comfort, and now i have very different opinions on how i see the characters compared to back then and i need a place to scream so here i am 🤡

out of the four movies, which one is your favourite? this one’s tuff. honestly rotg still holds a special place in my heart, i love the characters and the world and i still needa read the books!! but at the same time, httyd is like a PERFECT film in my mind when it comes to storytelling, so like, definitely between those two.

dreamworks dragons or rapunzel’s tangled adventure? i haven’t watched either of them in full, but i gotta say dreamworks dragons just bc of HEATHER. heatherrrrrrrrr, she owns my heart, heathstrid owns my heart

which one do you prefer to be made a sequel of, brave or rise of the guardians? definitely rotg but i’d want it to be more of a tv show. i’m too invested in the lore and the characters, i need full length episodes.

otp/brotp(s)? ahhhhh this question. hijack is probs my fav otp just bc i love like.......... the idiot x idiot dynamic they have going on. the sheer dumbassery of pairing them together brings me sm joy, they’re so stupid and i could go on for hours but anyways........ biggest brotps are probs jackunzel and mericcup (i KNOW those are the most popular ships idk why i’m like thissss) but also jarida gives me such a rivalry dynamic that i love, and i just. love them all

favourite characters? LOVE THEM ALL. idk man i feel like i think about jack the most bc he’s kinda the most tragic character w 300 years of isolation, but i also love analyzing hiccup and rapunzel, and i basically put merida on a pedestal, so it just depends on the day and whoever i happen to be hyperfixated on 🤓

favourite au(s)? probs a modern au or any kind of fantasy au, and like whatever’s in between those two. i think it’s just fun playing around w the worldbuilding of all their movies and just coming up with something totally new

pick one! favourite b4 house placement in hogwarts au? | favourite b4 nation/bending headcanons in atla au? idk anything about hogwarts so for nation/bending........ kinda caught between airbender and waterbender jack bc his powers are literally both, i think i’d have to go w waterbender tho. rapunzel is the avatar from the fire nation, and merida and hiccup are both from the earth kingdom, but merida is an earthbender and hiccup is a nonbender. this is prone to change

pick one! since this is 2021, any hot takes you want to give us? | what old fanon tropes that you still enjoyed to this day? i have takes, idk if i got “hot takes”......... ig none of them are straight?? uh jack and merida DO get along for many reasons, but mostly bc jack is so similar to the triplets yk. uhhhh jackunzel and mericcup give me sibling/family energyyyyyy 🤭🤭 elsa would NOT hang out with them, b4 > b5. idk 🙃

any fic recs? or if you couldn't think of any, what was the last rotbtd fanfiction that you read? (it could be an old work or a recent one, do share!) i have MINE sdjkfljhjdskfhsah i unpublished most of my wattpad fics and reposted them to ao3 bc it’s honestly just a better site, but they’re all unfinished. tbh i needa read more b4 fics, i still mostly read rotg fics.

i just got here i don’t think i can tag anyone lol