#he has no choice

[brionysea]

season 2 madwheeler is so cute

max: can we be friends? i could be your zoomer

mike: impossible

max: :(

mike: maybe

max: :)?

mike: wait what was i thinking absolutely not

max: :(

max: ...how about now?

mike: no. my new friends keep dying

max: dude you're so sad :(

max: for the purposes of protecting you from my insane step brother we're friends now

mike:

max: look how fast i can zoom

mike: incredible

max: i told you

[dark-elf-writes]

(squints) Speaking of perma solutions, now I'm picturing Desmond in BNHA with Isu Arm and traces of Eden-power.

... that'll go hilariously off kilter. shit.

Desmond, fresh in Japan hunting for a new piece of Eden: I’m sure nothing crazy will happen to me here :)

AfO: I found an orb that lets me control people :)

Desmond: F U C K

[beebox-illustrations]

Guess who's attempting to pull through this years inktober again 😬 (I'll finish last years, believe me I will)

But I thought: this year I'm really going to draw in my little self made sketchbook whilst on the train. Not overthinking just going with the first impulse !

That's why we ended up with this :) 😂 ... soGAR GoYLE ...

Well I hope you will enjoy this journey nevertheless! 🌻💚

Have a fantastic weekend !🐝💚

[ask-characters]

To Lear, do you still battle a lot even after losing in the PML? If so, with who?

[dirtytransmasc]

listen, haven't even seen atsv yet, I'm seeing it this weekend, but I know enough to know one very specific thing I need from Miguel O'Hara;

I need this man to have a crisis, I need to watch his entire worldview collapse, I need to watch him enter a crisis, an even bigger crisis than his "bad things must happen" crisis he developed to deal with his issues and trauma, now having the "I fought a 15 year old, lost control, and came close to killing him multiple times and inflicted immense amounts of trauma on him, just cause he wanted his dad" crisis, going into a depression, going through an even more depressing "redemption arc" of trying to make it up to miles, to be a better person, and fix things with all the kids, while simultaneously feeling as though he is undeserving of trust or forgiveness so he pushes everyone away at the same time, resulting in one big emotional nightmare that will eventually blow up in all of their faces in oke way or another...

let's just say I like my men extensively emotionally damaged and I like to watch them suffer pitifully.

Edit: I have now seen atsv, I still need this, I actually need it more

[supernutcollectionuniverse]

I’m basically forcing my dad to watch the bear because I know he’ll love it if he gives it a chance.

[m-e-w-666]

i’m going to buy a barbie with my friend and take them to see the barbie movie with me a second time

[chryza]

English speaker begins to learn a Romance language more at six

[farfromharry]

eddie munson can’t die, he has to live long enough to see the 1993 film hocus pocus 😡

[talaricula]

Things I've seen tumblr memeing about James Somerton doing à la "How did no one see how bigoted he was!" as if those things haven't been a significant part of tumblr culture for over a decade :

Presenting untrue and bordering on conspiratorial versions of (queer or otherwise marginalised) history without any sources

Completely disregarding and disrespecting any expertise on socio-cultural topics/humanities and distrusting academics and historians (incl. acting as if no academics or historians could be queer or marginalised)

Downplaying the role misogyny played in the historical oppression of queer women and concluding that queer men must have been more oppressed than queer women

Bi women are, at best, not as queer as "real" queer ppl, and at worst, simply equivalent to straight women

Despite nominal trans inclusivity, transmasculine ppl are functionally women when convenient (combined with the above, bi transmascs are functionally straight women)

Despite nominal trans inclusivity (bis), shamelessly attacking, threatening and actively endangering any trans woman who questions them or smth they find important (often by unfairly presenting her as violent or as a threat)

Having absolutely fucking wild and reductive takes about ace ppl, the oppression they face and their place in the queer community

Stating that marriage equality is an assimilationist fight while completely ignoring its direct roots in the horrifying consequences of the AIDS crisis for partners of ppl who died of AIDS

Praising western media creators from the past for queer coding even under censure and in the same breath condemning current non western media creators for being homophobic bc their representation isn't explicit enough

Blaming China for all existing homophobic censoring in western media

Assuming all queer media would be better told by western creators and by western standards

Only out queer ppl get to tell queer stories

Heavily criticising almost all queer media created by women or ppl they see as such (see above points about trans ppl) or involving/starring a significant amount of women for any perceived or real amount of "problematicness", but fawning over and praising and negating criticism of queer media created by and starring mostly or even functionally exclusively men (even when it could be argued that, you know, not involving/seriously sidelining women is a pretty clear example of misogyny which should probably be considered "problematic")

And I'm probably forgetting stuff or there's stuff I have internalised myself and don't recognise as an issue

Like idk but I feel like the takeaway from Hbomberguy and Toddintheshadow's videos should maybe be "be aware of such patterns in your communities bc they definitely exist" and not "this guy is uniquely awful" and I feel like a lot of the discussion I've seen surrounding this has been severely failing at that. Most ppl who've spent any significant amount of time on tumblr prob either have internalised at least one of those thought patterns, have had to de-internalise them, or have had to be extremely vigilant to not internalise them (which is done by, you know, seeking out other sources, which also seemed like an important takeaway from the videos)

[vmp3ater]

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[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce gets accosted by reporters and one of them asks "Is it true that you're in competition with Superman to win Batman's affections?" and he is so taken aback bc what the fuck are they even talking about? There are a million questions going through his head such as, since when was superman into batman? since when was this public knowledge? wtf did bruce say to imply that he was into batman as well? And he doesn't have an answer to any of these questions so he just smiles and says, "No, I'm not. The word competition implies that Superman has a chance, which he does not."

why did he say that? Bruce doesn't know, it just felt like that's how Bruce Wayne would've responded bc what's more Brucie than fighting with Superman for Batman's heart? anyway, upon reflection, this was maybe not the best response in terms of long term consequences, but he's committed to the bit now.

a week after all this goes down, news reporter Clark Kent is caught saying that Batman deserves better than Bruce Wayne, so is a third suitor putting his hat in the ring to win over batman?

[poobirdy]

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

[chloesimaginationthings]

RIP Michael Afton, you would of LOVED Foxy’s log ride

[declamationark]

DPxDC prompt: Danny Phantom is an extremely high-level threat due to his capabilities and experience battling against his ghostly enemies. Batman is creating a contingency plan for him and Constantine's advice, as the one who dances the tango with the Infinite Realms? A bone-weary sigh of "plop him down a telly and put on a NASA documentary or something. It's like you haven't been dealing with teen kids for decades now fer fuck's sake."

[gale-force-storm]

Thinking about the fact that, to pull Gale from the stone and get him in the game at all, you have to decide to try to touch an extremely dangerous looking swirling mass of unstable magic. Something that is, objectively, a terrible idea

Like, the options it gives you are to either touch the sigil or leave, and if you leave you just... don't get Gale in the party

You have to take the risk. You have to let your curiosity override your common sense. You have to look at this unstable, possibly dangerous malfunctioning magic sigil and go "...Ok, but what if I poke it?"

In short, to get Gale in your party, you have to do exactly what he would in that situation, and indulge in a moment of reckless curiosity. And I just think that's delightful