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miksykat · 1 year

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so you know how future mikey has hair?? what if thats not a mikey exclusive thing. what if all the turtles started growing hair around when they hit their 20s, and the only reason future leo is still bald is because if he feels even a little bit of hair on his head he gets flashbacks to the evil hair incident, and he has to shave it all off or else he wastes all his energy on aggressively distrusting his hair

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt movie #hello rise fandom!! i have come to curse you all with my absolutely unhinged takes #you know raph and donnie were absolutely rocking those apocalypse haircuts when they were alive though #oh this would also carry over to the post-movie timeline btw #like the them all having hair thing but also leo obsessively shaving himself bald because What If The Hair Is Evil #except this future is better so leos brothers can get him therapy and he can heal and have all the gay little haircuts he wants #oh also casey never warns any of the turtles that theyre going to start growing hair cause he never thinks to mention it lmao #they just wake up one morning and get jumpscared by lack of bald

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