#helluva Beelzeub
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Mammon did something epic in Mastermind and no one has pointed it out yet
So, let's talk about these two asshats for a sec
I've seen a lot of people praising them for voting to hear Blitz out and how nice Ozzie and Bee are. Well guess what? That's not what they did at all.
Think about it, why would they want to go easy on a lesser other than this supposed altruism?
I mean, it's gotta be that. After all it's not like both are actively in a relationship with a lesser hellborn and would consequently have a motive to ecourage the law to show leniency to lesser hellborn.
OH WAIT
Yeah, I'm just gonna say it, they didn't give a flying fuck about giving Blitz a fair trial, they just wanted to make it easier on their partners. The fact that the trial happened to be of a lesser hellborn they knew just made it easier for them.
Now, for the part this is titled after.
Mammon, being the 9000 IQ gigachad he is CALLS THEM OUT ON THEIR SHIT (he's referring to Tex here) in front of everyone!
The best part is why he did. He's a jester, mocking the royals for their folly IS HIS THING. He might be jovial and childish, but he's not dumb. He can read people like books and roast the fuck out of them with minimal effort.
I can safely say this has moved Mam from one of my all time favorite characters, to THE all time favorite character.
ALL HAIL MAMMON
#hellaverse#helluva boss#hb Asmodeus#helluva Asmodeus#hellaverse Asmodeus#hb Beelzebub#helluva Beelzeub#hellaverse Beelzebub#hb Fizzarolli#helluva Fizzarolli#hellaverse Fizzarolli#hb Vortex#helluva Vortex#hellaverse Vortex#hb Mammon#helluva Mammon#hellaverse Mammon#Mammonposting
102 notes
·
View notes