#hes a prissy biboy vampire OBVIOUSLY i want him to drink my blood. homoerotically. whatever

[catboygirljoker]

ive never played bg3 and i probably never will (<- this has not stopped him from having a video game blorbo before) so astarion is never gonna be my blorbo. but hes like. my friend's little crusty white dog. i dont wanna spend too much time with him but i like him in the little doses i get when their posts cross my dash. like no i wouldnt want him for my own but if youre going out of town yeah ill make sure he eats and take him for walks