#hes just chaotica and a little shit

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Unstable

I had this song stuck in my head and I thought it would make a very good Ace/Marco fic, so.

Marco x Ace - Implied SFW

It's okay if I'm a bit unstable But I've been doing just fine on my own I don't care if I am in denial It's a mild syndrome [unstable by chaotica]

“Fuck.Off.” Ace spat and slapped the hand that had dared to come close to him.

Marco furrowed his brows for a moment, feeling the sting on his hand from Ace’s outburst, how he sneered and snarled and backed further into the tatty armchair. Ace was pressed so tightly against the back of the chair Marco was sure he was hoping to burst through it to escape him.

“I’m trying to help you yoi,” Marco was doing his best to keep the exasperated sigh from his tone as he ran a hand through his messy hair, the crop of blond swayed back into place.

Ace’s eyes focused on it, glaring at the strands, anything to avoid eye contact with the doctor. Flames of pure irritation flicked across Ace’s skin as he gripped the arms of the chair to the point of his knuckles turning white.

“I never asked for ya fuckin’ help, did I?” Ace hissed through gritted teeth, nails digging into the fabric, digging the heels of his boots into the rug.

Marco watched him for a moment, seeing the flames dance across his body, never burning the clothes he wore. Even in his most agitated and wild state Ace had such masterful control over his abilities. The smell of burning wafted into his nose and he glanced at the arm of the chair, the age-stained upholstery catching alight.

Ace didn’t care about the chair like he had his clothes apparently.

The phoenix let out a tsk and stood up from his crouching position, a few strides back to his desk, grabbing the vase of flowers he’d used to brighten up his office space, taking out the handful of flowers, setting them on his desk before turning to Ace and the slowly burning chair.

Marco looked the scowling man in the eye, his half-lidded gaze was no less intense than the narrowed eyes of Ace. Wordlessly he dumped the water over him, the stench of dirty water hit his nose, and the outraged ‘You fuckin’ cunt!’ met his ears.

His lazy smile tugged into a wicked smirk when Ace leapt up from the chair, looking down at his wet shorts and arm. Marco set down the vase and folded his arms over his chest, thin brow quirked as Ace spat out more insults as he tried to pat himself down.

“Why the fuck did you do that?” Ace demanded, puffing out his chest, making commands he was confident he could back up.

“You were burning my chair, what else do you do with untruly fire? You put it out.” Marco’s tone was so matter-of-fact it did nothing to quell the brewing anger in Ace.

“Really? That shitty chair? It’s seen better days, why does that even matter?”

The phoenix looked down his distinguished nose at Ace, unfolding his arms and placing a hand on Ace’s chest, pushing him with enough force that he was made to sit back in the now dampened chair with a grunt.

“Just because you have no respect for others and don’t see the value in something that is important to another person, stop being a little shit for just a second yoi.” His tone was firm, something Ace wasn’t yet used to from the normally easy-going man in front of him.

“I don’t know why you’re even bothering with me; I don’t need anyone, I don’t want anyone.” Ace spat as he slumped back in the chair, arms folded.

Marco let his arms fall to his sides, a sigh, not hiding his annoyance from Ace in the slightest as he moved a hand to his hip, cocking his head to the side, examining the huffy rookie in his chair. There was so much damage in one person, just like a house burned to the ground, nothing left to the untrained eye past the evidence of destruction.

He saw it though, Marco knew there was a strong foundation under the ash and debris, one that could be built on, one that could be bigger and stronger than ever if Ace let him lay the first brick.

“You act like a lone wolf, you want to hate the world you think hates you, I can see that clear as day, I can also see the scared boy inside that’s desperate to not be left alone again. You desire love and attention from others, you just need to allow yourself to admit that first.”

Ace shifted in his seat, the intensity in his gaze wavered before Marco’s eyes, he was right, and he knew it, Ace knew it and to be so seen by what was still a stranger to him had shaken his resolve. Marco was observant, the flame user couldn’t hide under a rock of denial any longer.

“I don’t need anyone.”

“Then why do I see you smiling and laughing with that crew of yours? Why do I see you sitting on the edge and looking in with that sad look of utter longing? If you wanted to be alone, you wouldn’t inch closer hoping to catch someone’s attention yoi.”

Ace opened his mouth to protest, to shout harsh words at Marco. All the fight died; his shoulders slumped in a further sign of defeat as he drummed his fingers on the edge of the chair. He didn’t look up at Marco, didn’t want to.

“I thought so, you aren’t a lone wolf, you’re a cornered animal who fights because that’s all they know.” He reached over, placing his hand on Ace’s knee where the gash was still oozing blood.

“It’ll be okay Ace, we are here for you, you don’t have to be alone anymore yoi.”

Marco felt Ace flinch as his hand touched his skin, the cooling blue flames he wielded with such practised ease washed over the cut on his leg, the pain ebbed away as the wound started to pull itself back together, the red disappearing as Marco worked his magic.

“There.” He hummed and pulled away, Ace wide-eyed and gawking at his knee, no signs of injury.

“Thanks,” Ace mumbled under his breath, amazed.

“What was that yoi?”

“Thank you, Marco.” He repeated, louder, politer.

“You are very welcome, Ace, you can go now but please, think about what I’ve said?”

Ace itched at his freckled cheek, unsure of how to progress with this conversation, he had a lot to think about thanks to the ship’s doctor, he needed time to process, to put his own thoughts in line. He needed to take a look at himself and allow himself to heal.

“I will…”

“Good yoi!”

[jeeperso]

D&D Quotes Without Context

Revenge of CHAOTICA!, Episode 4

"FUCKING OWLS.” "Okay," Katt says, "so we need to break this, but in a way it doesn't make things worse, right?” Thunderchild: “Explosives are probably out of the question, then.” "Well we gotta do something, it’s a big evil thing. A big evil OWL thing.” “Yeah, I'd rather not wade through the toxic muck that is killing the planet.” "It does mean not wading through poo gas & doody water…" GM OOC: Oh, you wish it was doody water. "Oh no, don't bring out the sockpuppet, Fiver.” "Quick!Someone-dress-me-like-an-owl!" “Wait,” the curious one says, “Why are you with two cats?” Katt: "We're traitors.” Fiver (disguised): “Prisoners.” Robbins: "Traitor prisoners.” Katt: "Bad traitors.” Fiver: "Big one’s a prisoner. Little one is dinner for the boss.” Fiver shrugs to the others, "He's like the son I never had. Or the son I don't have to pay alimony for.” OOC: Can't Robbin cast guidance on himself? OOC2: Yes, but first he must remember to do so. Then, you hear the Leonin let out a roar of feral rage before he bounds out, grabs the Owlin at the desk, and beats the other one with the first. OOC: Hit him with your sword of intelligence! Haikeeba! "Good job. When we get back to the gay bar, I'm buying dinner. Any flavor of fish you want.” Fiver walks over to the console "Please be user friendly.” Amber can just hear the console now. "Quiet, fleshbag. I do what I want, not as I'm programmed." Sure it is her imagination, but it would be funny if it happened. “They will betray you and then I will be forced to tear their arms off.” Thunderchild: “Yeah having your arm torn off hurts like a motherfucker.” "Amber come here and figure out how to work this thing. I'm not pushing any buttons what I don't know what they do. That's how Asmodeus steals souls.” …you all stun him, then the Leonin grabs his outstretched arm, tears it off and beats him to death with it. Covered in Owlin blood he glares at you. “I warned you.” Thunderchild: “Fair enough. I mean I figured he'd maybe be smart enough to wait until we were out of the room to try and fuck us.” Thunderchild: “What did you find? And do we need to blow it up?” “Make up your minds. Flapjack, Prince of the western plains will do this with or without you.” "Oh we're doing this, they want to live afterwards, and so do I.” Thunderchild: “Suck it up buttercup.” He glares at you and tosses you the arm. “Here. You could use the spare.” Thunderchild catches it and then uses it as a back scratcher. "Very handy.” "I need no weapon," Katt says. Moonpaw: "I can't use no weapon.” Flapjack growls, “We will need to fight our way up to the highest level, Free The Eye of Lumbera, and kill all who stand against us.” "That-is-alot-of-killing. We-will-be-able-to-fill-alot-of-pillows.” "At the very least we should prolong any chance of demise.” Robbins: "They-are-owlin. They-can-fly.” Fiver: "Yeah but they can't walk through walls. I hope. Also I am excited about the fire plan.” Thunderchild: “Granted this is a ‘maybe fire’ plan. It's not a ‘definitely fire’ plan until we have an exit strategy.” "Gentlemen, we have an emergency situation....HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?” Robbins is there behind them, with his make-shift feather beard. "Hoot to the head.” "We're sending a message to anyone who comes looking.” "That message being 'bring a squeege’.” Amber: "Out here I doubt they know what a goonion is, Thunderchild.” Thunderchild: “...We should introduce the concept. nothing cripples an evil empire faster than unionized minions.” "ITS A MASSACRE DOWN THERE! EVERYONE IS DEAD MAN! THAT BIG CAT GOT OUT AND HE'S CHOPPING EVERYONE INTO CHUNKY SALSA! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE MAN. GAME OVER MAN!” "Remind me: weren't we supposed to be the ones who didn't want to simply kill our way through?” Robbins can move twice-three-times-as-fast as you. There is time for him to scout, have a cigarette, then get sick because he doesn’t smoke. Fiver: “Yes you're adorable, stop milking it.” Thunderchild: “Don't listen to him, milk it for all its worth.” GM OOC: I’ve decided all Leonin have cute stupid pet cat names. "Breaker-breaker. This-is-buzzy-body-bee-contacting-hare-raiser. Do-you-read-me-hare-raiser?” OOC: I think she should stay Jolene. Because song lyrics. GM OOC: And she might for that reason. OOC2: The twist is Jolene is Ace and just really friendly. OOC3: If the Haregon is her girlfriend I doubt she's going to steal anyone's man. GM OOC: They’re open to the right third. Even odds they’re both dating general Frost by the end, knowing me. OOC: I mean my brain came up with "Bro-lene" and won't let me forget. OOC2: ”Bro-lene.. Bro-lene. Bro-lene bro-lene! Please be a bro and don’t take my man.”

[mylittleredgirl]

trekathon update!

marauders (ent) thanks to @jonathanarcher

this is the first time i’ve cracked open my enterprise blu-rays and the title menu is....... a lot to take in. i borrowed some screencaps from trekcore but i promise you, still images do not do this chaos justice.

everyone is VERY attractive and dusty in this episode, thank you boost.

trip just leaves the enterprise schematics with a kid on a colony frequented by klingons. the nx-01 crew has no stranger danger whatsoever. they’re just toddling wide-eyed around the shallow end of the quadrant, walking up to white vans to ask if they have candy.

["gravity"; "bliss"; "bride of chaotica"; "night terrors" below the readmore]

gravity (voy) thanks to @jonathanarcher

passion punk teen tuvok is my life.

i love how this is a Tuvok Is Vulcan episode without Vulcans Are Secretly Murder Machines. the vulcan master is great, and it's all very respectful to the vulcan way -- showing both the burden and benefit of it.

in a situation where tom and tuvok are trapped together for eternity, which one do you feel worse for? the real question.

“we might need to use you as a battery” like...... i’m not one to wave a hologram rights sign in the town square, but come on dude

bliss (voy) thanks to the play all feature

so much about this episode gives me joy. space captain ahab. naomi and seven are friends. casual references to how much tuvok loves his family.

also the "the whole crew is brainwashed and turns on one crewmember" is terrifying as shit whenever it happens, and this is no exception.

this creature is intelligent enough to falsify sensor records and computer logs and forge letters from home in ASTONISHING detail, what more does an ancient alien intelligence have to do to warrant a hail or something?

i think we're meant to assume that the alien-generated letters from home actually exist (and aren't just hallucinations from the crew) since seven -- who's mostly unaffected -- receives one and the sensor logs seem to be real, and i think that's gonna be pretty weird for the crew to have their secret hopes and dreams written out in text form after realizing it's all a fake. "mark's engagement was broken off" when last we heard he was already married indicates that that the hopes and dreams might not be fully grounded in reality, which would make it even weirder.

bride of chaotica (voy) thanks to @al-the-grammar-geek

the single more disturbing reveal in this episode is that you can watch holoprograms from the outside

and i REALLY hope they were all watching on the bridge while janeway larped her heart out. they were busy trying doing Ship Things, but can we get a little picture in picture thing on the viewscreen?

i ADORE that the soundtrack is really playing on the holodeck. of course it is! why wouldn't holoprograms have soundtracks? we should assume that going forward for any episode scoring that happens during holodeck scenes.

seven’s “starfleet’s first encounter with planet x” joke is clear evidence that our girl does have a surprisingly well-researched sense of humor and the rest of the crew just aren't ready for it.

casting my vote for that briefing room scene as best voyager scene of all time

night terrors (tng) thanks to @bevfank​

the clarity of the enterprise in the tng blu-rays makes me FEEL THINGS

can we get the sound mixer on this an emmy because i get full-body chills EVERY time the “eyes in the dark... one moon... circles...” scenes. you know what i mean!!

i’m thinking about the o’briens, and how many fights of theirs are used to show that Something Is Wrong (plot-wise), but it's like... "they're newlyweds, so that should be enough for the audience to infer that they're full on in love whenever plot isn't happening" isn't enough! give me something!! i'm really committed to loving the o'briens but i feel like i'm doing all the work here.

[qwertyfingers]

we know that bobby only watched ds9 and dean watched the tos movies for sure which implies he's seen tos as well (plus he calls jack spock). so what do you think everyone's favorite trek is? sam is without a doubt a tng fan first and foremost. i think out of all tos movies cas prefers the wrath of khan because he Feels Things when kirk and spock do the ta'al through the glass. charlie has definitely seen some trek (we've seen her llap), do you think she's into tos first and foremost? anyway let's talk about star trek nights in the bunker.

OKAY SO I HAVE. MANY MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS. SORRY THIS IS SO LONG.

like. like of COURSE bobby only likes ds9 of course he does i could have told you this without the show becuase like. bobby is That Bitch. i think rufus will have watched TOS at least because leonard nimoy worked hard on linking jewish faith and practices into the vulcan lore and i think that would mean something to him. bobby will catch rufus smiling at him sometimes while they’re watching ds9 and ask him what all gruffly and rufus will smirk at him and say something about sisko with jake and bobby with dean and bobby will just cough and take a swig of whiskey and rufus will raise his eyebrows but let it slide. rufus definitely makes a comment once about dean&cas being like jake&nog that totally flies over dean’s head but bobby is all knowing eyebrow raise about.

i think cas and jack would really like discovery. while it has some issues with inconsistency, pacing, being a little dark, it also does better than the other TV treks at utilising the nature of film as a medium to instill a sense of wonder, at space and the world, and that’s something they’d really appreciate. i have my own issues with disco, but an obol for charon is as close to the central core of trek that disco ever gets. cas and jack also like that one in particular because they like listening to all the different languages being spoken. they all love michael (everyone loves michael). cas’ faves are stamets and reno because they’re mean and gay, jack’s fave is tilly because she’s excitable and bright and he latches onto that. dean likes reno because she’s got spunk. sam’s fave is airiam and he will never forgive them for killing her off. sam, cas and dean all feel an uncomfortable kinship with both ash and culber - they’ve both been the one with monster teeming under the surface, controleld by something not themself, but they’ve also all spent that time in hell/purgatory, separated from everyone they love.

thinking about episodes that would really get to them all, darmok is. THE ONE. i have a whole unfinished essay about darmok as the platonic ideal of star trek; the perfect distillation of everything trek is SUPPOSED to be about. it doens’t always get there but by god it tries! that speech michael gives in the disco s2 finale - “There's a whole galaxy of people out there who will reach for you. You have to let them. Find that person who seems farthest from you and reach for them.” - that’s what darmok is about!!! it’s all about a situation where real communication seems impossible, where everything we know about talking and learning has broken down. and picard says, okay, i will find another way. i can’t relate to you, you can’t relate to me, but by god i’m going to try. we all meet people we have trouble communicating with in our lives, and often, those people will not care about changing their own ways to accommodate us. for people with autism, adhd, psychosis, the list goes on, this is a very common occurrence. it’s exhausting and frustrating and alienating. darmok is all about crossing that barrier. about reaching for someone through a world of difficulty and learning how to talk. learning how to share something with someone who seems out of our reach. it’s beautiful, it’s heartwrenching, it means more to me than i can easily put into words! 

anyway i think the bunker fam would experience a lot of emotions watching it together. there’s defintiely a lot of hugging eachother, sam cries a lot and won’t look at anyone until after the episode ends. jack just asks a lot of questions and talks about his progress learning sign language with cas. dean snakes his hand into cas’ halfway through and doesn’t let go. doesn’t show the emotion on his face, but he clutches harder at the emotional beats. cas runs his fingers through jack’s hair and thinks a lot, and decides not to say anything unless dean talks first. its just a Lot for everyone. 

dean def makes them marathon all the TOS and TNG movies. it’s an experience everyone needs at least once. i think you’re right about cas and TWOK with the ta’al through the glass, but also ‘this simple feeling’ and the hand hold would make him feel crazy. bones being the one that spock entrusts with his katra DEF makes dean feel some type of way because as much as destiel is kirkspock-coded, dean IS bones, and seeing spock trust bones so completely despite how at odds they were when they first knew eachother would dig deep into dean’s psyche and make him more than a little bit nutso. the movies are way too long for jack so he mostly sits and plays animal crossing while they watch and looks at the screen when everyone else gasps or when something exciting is happening that holds his attention for a while. sam’s fave is nemesis precisely because it’s terrible and he loves how camp it is.

dean has definitely seen all of trek. i refuse to believe someone who watches as much tv and films as dean wouldn’t sit and watch the whole shebang. i think he’s probably seen TOS and the TOS movies more than the others because its easier than sitting through 7 seasons, but i think rather than that being his favourite he’d just have really strong opinions about the best episodes of each one? like if you asked him what his favourite is he’d say you can’t answer that because they’re all so different from eachother

VOY - bride of chaotica, non seqitur, macrocosm for the favourite episodes. seven, janeway and tuvok would be his favourite characters. he think toms a bit of a knob but also feels a kinship with him for the similar brand of bab dad-ism but he wouldn’t be able to put that into words. he’s also a fierce defender of threshold being a good episode (he’s right for that)

DS9 - our man bashir it’s our man bashir. he doesn’t dislike ds9 but its very plot heavy and he didn’t care for it when he was younger. rewatching it after living through multiple supernatural wars he’d probably appreciate it more. i know for a fact he cries every time there’s an episode about sisko being a good dad. jadzia and garak are his faves

TNG - he LOVES q. he also absolutely will not be caught dead referencing how much loves q after cas comes into his life because sam will do the little brotherly knowing eyebrow raise at him and he will die of embarrassment. he regularly references ‘there are four lights’ because he’s a fucking nerd. he has made cas watch elementary my dear data and fistful of datas a half dozen times each at LEAST. cas KNEW how dean was going to be about the cowboy hat he’s defintiely got into full cowboy getup at home just for watching movies and in cas’ head star trek is fully to blame.

TOS - oh there are so many good TOS eps to choose from. obv he loves most of the series becuase TOS has MANY banger eps, his favourites are probably like. mirror mirror, amok time (baby dean defintiely had some kind of crisis watching it for the first time; i know the rituals are intricate). i know deep in my bones that dean watched the conscience of the king (introduction of the tarsus iv massacre) once and then spent his entire teenage years writing fic about that in his head, whether he posted it or not. dean related too much to those experiences of shared hunger. city on the edge of forever is one of everyone’s faves for a reason (and i’m STILL mad we never got a closer take on that episode in spn it could have been so fun). 

ENT - he definitely thinks enterprise is stupid and he’s not wrong but he has also definitely watched it and been very repressed about the whole thing. mans was like oh i feel a kinship with malcolm reed the obviously repressed queer man. i will never examine this feeling ever again thank you <3 he also makes fun of archer for being obsessed with, of all sports, water polo. shran is his favourite character because he’s a little shit and makes him laugh, and t’pol, because t’pol is a badass and he’d appreciate that. i can’t remember the title of a single episode off the top of my head though lol.

i can see what you’re saying about sam being a TNG stan. i’m conflicted though, I feel like TNG’s generally the favourite of 1) obnoxious nerds who think knowing trivia facts makes them smart, 2) men desperately trying to seem masculine and 3) people who’ve watched it three times and have extremely complex thoughts on the personhood and rights of robots. i could see sam fitting into the third group, but people who are in it for the robot feelings are a coin flip between voyager and tng being the fave, and i just have a feeling that voyager would be his favourite. i know kid sam is getting gender envy watching voyager in shitty motels while dad and dean are out, trying to find the words for it. his first semester at stanford he talks a friend into giving him the janeway haircut and rides that high for months. sam’s favourite characters are seven and EMH. 

sam and dean have definitely had dozens of long drawn out debates about philosophical topics in star trek. do the holograms deserve rights and if so which ones. are the romulans and vulcans still meaningfully the same people. was spock right for trying to foment reunification by going undercover on romulus. can the borg be redeemed. etc etc.

i haven’t seen any of picard at all so i can’t comment. i also think sam and dean probably read a lot of the trek books? they’re pretty common to find in secondhand bookstores and cheap, would have been even cheaper back in the day. sam probably doesn’t care for them much, dean has a few solid faves though. i’ve only read the disco books so i can’t comment anything specifically (besides the fact that i think dean read dead endless and cried like a baby), but some of the TOS and DS9 books are gay as hell and i know dean was eyes emoji-ing that shit. 

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