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daftmooncretin · 5 months

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in terms of plotline trends i have noticed while rewatching tos

90% of season one: kirk saves the day with help from good friend spock

90% of season two: kirk gets kidnapped and the kidnappers took his shirt (gladiator fighting a possibility)

90% of season three: kirk gets stuck somewhere and spock has to go get him

other 10%: kirk convincing computers to kill themselves, spock mutinying and the triumvirate wearing silly little period costumes. (also three compulsory episodes of klingon content which i dread sorry)

#kirks gradual descent into damselhood is very funny #he like oh no spock im trapped and they took my shirt 🥺🥺 can you pick me up #did i mention i dont have a shirt on 🥺#kirk is getting kidnapped so much at this point they need to stick his face on a milk carton #on season three right now and i have watched three episodes in a row where kirk gets stuck and pronouced dead and spocks like nah hes fine #hes like dont worry starfleet ill fetch him #star trek tos #star trek #jim kirk #spock #spirk #bones mccoy

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