#hes nobodys father much less your daddy LMFAOOOO

[miekasa]

i just reread your hc's about levi having an impromptu therapy session with u after calling him daddy in bed and im HOLLERING that was one of my favourite scenarios you've ever written 😭 but also on top of that i miss ur hc's about eren and connie calling jean daddy so........do u mind feeding us a little bit more on that thought mie 😶🤲

They’re just annoying as HELL LMFAOOOO. Buys Jean one of the sweaters from the campus store that say “university dad” on it, and puts it in Jean’s closet even after he nearly chokes Connie with the sleeves of the crewneck. (Which, of course, doesn’t really work out that well as a threat for Jean, because even though Connie is turning blue from asphyxiation, he finds room to blurt out, “Oh, you like choking, daddy?”) Eren and Jean become the epitome of that one TikTok audio—Jean slapping Eren with a book and growling, “What the hell do you think you’re doing, going around telling people that we’re a gay couple?” “Oh... heard that through the grapevine, did you. Sorry, dadd—OUCH, JEAN THAT ACTUALLY HURTS YOU ASSHOLE.” 

Now Jean has to fight the daddy kink allegations, and the gay for his frenemy allegations all at once.