#hes sooo cute and making little doe eyes at you so like the lovesick (lustsick?) fool u are u take it and down it in one go | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

noecoded · 2 years

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I know generally ppl see levi as a reptile fish sort of thing but i need ppl to start seeing asmo as an arachnid snake type. Like yes he is the jewel of the three realms the most elegantly sculpted beautiful creature u have ever seen but he is so poisonous too like hes got so much venom his bite would probably kill a full grown man in a couple minutes and he wld giggle abt it …. he is so black widow + king cobra + deathstalker scorpion promising the frog he wouldnt kill him in exchange for a ride across the lake and killing him anyway …

#i think hes more arachnid but im partial to the idea that asmo can do that snake trick where u put theirfangs over the side of a cup #and it fills with venom #asmo able to fill a shot glass with venom in under a minute just by hooking his fangs over tje side🥰🥰🥰#he asks u to drink it . just to see what will happen. he says his venom isnt even that strong anyway #hes sooo cute and making little doe eyes at you so like the lovesick (lustsick?) fool u are u take it and down it in one go #next thing u know ur waking up in devildom general hospital.#u just had ur stomach pumped a blood transfusion and multiple organs replaced #asmo is giggling snd clapping

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