#hey bildad the shuhite professional cobbler and midwife what the fuck dude

[p4nishers]

*crawley voice* oh heyyy my predestined rival angel my angel i mean *mumbles vaguely* anyway thanks for believing in me i will repay this by showing you what real pleasure is then watch hornily as u devour an ox bc i can't express my feelings like a normal person haha yeah sure go ahead and lie straight to ur bosses face it's not like i was salivating over u enough before or anything *makes some random noises* 's cool angel i wont take u to hell but i might take on a date if u ask nicely oohhh no dont cry u r so sexy ahaha ugggghhhhhhj man there there it's lonely as fuck my guy yeah shhhh