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ROUND ONE MATCHUP SIX: AIN'T GOT A THEME

I don't know what to tell you, I just couldn't think of theme for this one. They're more goofy little critters, but not much of a connection between them. Whatever! I themed most of them.

We've got the FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLERS coming in here! They are pants. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know how else to explain them. They look like white pants that move of their own will! But the guy who first saw them was deeply terrified of them for whatever reason. As you may expect, these friends come to us from Fresno, California. There seem to be many of them; maybe that's what scared the first guy?

And we also have the SQUONK. The squonk is a vaguely pig-like creature who hates its appearance so much that it is constantly sobbing about how ugly it is. If you ever see one, if it sees you seeing it, it will cry so hard it literally dissolves into a puddle of tears. Get some self-esteem, Squonk! Your worth is not tied to your aesthetic value! It is apparently native to Pennsylvania, US.

Fresno Nightcrawlers image source (gif warning) Fresno Nightcrawlers info source (I realize this is like the third time I've linked episodes of this podcast... I just really like it okay!?) Squonk image source Squonk info source