since i was asked nicely a preview of vampire victoria for a halloween thing im planning on doing
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truly makes me feel awful that my only real means of contribution to fandom is what can only loosely be called analysis, because it's usually just shit that everyone already knows and no one cares about or there's a dozen people who have articulated it better than I could dream of. like fic writers and artists and gif makers are doing actual admirable work, making true pieces of art for people to fawn over forever and I'm out here dribbling out 100 barely comprehensible words of what is basically just a summary of the show that you already watched. and nobody gives a shit. because why would they.
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They made it un reblogable but I need to know WHAT IS THE FREAKING HAND WIGGLE????
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How I imagine people buy cars:
"And here this model is extremely fuel efficient and won't take up too much space and-"
"how bright are the headlights."
"...well the high beams on this one are up to the modern standards and-"
"will it blind other drivers and ensure their own shadow can be seen on the sunshield?"
"...I suppose?"
"perfect."
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driving home at night trying not to drive off the road from being blinded by headlights going omg the season 2 finale of supernatural is just like that hilary duff movie where her brother died in a car accident
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The parasocial bond beteween myself and the red dodge ram pickup I followed down a pitch-black rural mountain highway for 15 miles at 10pm is stronger than any romantic relationship.
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like literally when i first started driving and those headlights were not the norm bc it was still only the newest cars that had them so they were less common, it like, sucked but was tolerable to drive at night. now it feels like the majority of fucking vehicles around where i live and every night drive is hell.
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God it's like when you're driving down a highway and someone left their fucking LED highbeams on
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I love driving a small car at night. I spend the entire drive getting flash-banged by all the trucks and SUVs whose lights are exactly at the perfect height to be blasted directly into my mirrors and therefore directly into my eyes
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someone said that giving someone a thumbs down when they cut you off in traffic will make them more angry than a middle finger so I tried it on the asshole tailgating me with his brights on and he tried to sideswipe me with the boat he was towing
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Toxic Hebby being like WE NEED TO BURN EVERY BRIDGE BEFORE THEY CROSS AND ATTACK US
And I'm just like "okay but, we can't swim. How are we going to get back across..."
Toxic Hebby:
Toxic Hebby: Oh fuck
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honest to sweet baby christ, I hate this new really bright/cool color temp christmas light thing that is apparently in vogue. every single website, every single review - too bright, too white, too cold. who allowed this. who greenlit this change. listen. I just wanna talk.
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