#hint: it wasn’t Starbucks in those cups

[petals2fish]

Work things:

we were invited to speak at a charity event in a sorority house but it was actually just a fucking rager. Absolutely wild. I think they forgot we were coming. I was the only one who showed up on time. I was there alone in this house party for twenty minutes with nothing but my wits and the dog. They just let me in and told me to hang out and let the girls meet the dog. We never did actually lecture about our nonprofit. My 80 year old boss showed up and was like “oh god what is happening” when she found me sitting on the front lawn with the dog and all the girls and all I could do is shrug and say, “you told me to come here” and she was like “this isn’t a charity event” and IT TOOK EVERYTHING IN MY POWER TO NOT SAY, “No shit.”