#hmmmm sounds like someone just likes using that pet name 👀

[lunar-alden]

Zayne calls you “Honey” (English dub)

Pt 2!

Pet Names Masterpost!

[hyperbolicgrinch]

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people

HOLY SHIT, okay. Let us gooooo! I am sorry in advance for how long and rambling this will be.

Tagged by the glorious @tapa-nyan~

THE LAST: 1. Drink: Water. 😉

2. Phone call: My beautiful dad on my sister’s phone cause she was driving.

3. Text message: My beautiful mum.

4. Song you listened to: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor. 🐯

5. Time you cried: On Friday night when the stupid game I was playing made me decide between some stupid, stupid, stupid choices!!! 🙈🙉🙊

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: Nope!

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Also nope.

8. Been cheated on: No, sir. 

9. Lost someone special: Is this like someone passing away or??

10. Been depressed: Buddy, pal, mate... you know it~

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: No, I’m too busy making sure everyone’s hair is being held back while they do. 😌

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: Yellow, blue, 👀👀💛💙😉 and… Red?

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yes, I hope so. 😘

16. Fallen out of love: Hmmmm… If we mean with a person? No.

17. Laughed until you cried: Roger that. 😂😂😂

18. Found out someone was talking about you: Not that I can remember but they should be, I mean, I’m willing to join in that fantastic choice of conversation. 😎

19. Met someone who changed you: Possibly… (*ominous music plays* Just, uh just ignore that, it won’t turn off. 😂)

20. Found out who your friends are: If you mean the whole dramatic: “They were there for me when it mattered, unlike those other BASTARDS that never showed!!!”, ummm, maybe?? 😌

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Uh… All of them??

23. Do you have any pets: Just three ponies and a snosague dog, at the moment. 

24. Do you want to change your name: Nah, I’m good. *Jaz hands* 👐

25. What did you do for your last Birthday: Hey, it was my 20th! 😂 I think some friends came over, we watched a bunch of different anime episodes, then I went and saw my mum and had some raw made cakes. Went back home and finished it off watching Big Windup! with my sister until we had to go pick my twin up from another party. Then we had Maccas and went home again. Bro was pretty smashed so I made him comfy on his couch and put Big Windup! back on and slept on his floor. 😂 Wild~, I know. 😅

26. What time did you wake up: About nine in the morningo. 

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Trying to sleep! But the one before that, I was saving the next galaxy over! 💪 So… *Maui voice* ~you’re welcome~.

28. Name something you can’t wait for: To finish Mass Effect: Andromeda! (Small goals, small goals.)

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: I just went and saw her! On Saturday. 🤗

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: Some of my choices. 

31. What are you listening to right now: Nothing currently but I just paused: ‘The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents’ (written by Terry Pratchett, narrated by Stephen Briggs). 🐈🐁🐀

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Tom? Tom… Tom… Yesss? YES! Actually! BWAHAHAHA! Feeling bad for forgetting, I’m sure there’s other toms I’ve communicated with using the sounds we call English but the one I remember is the guy I went to middle school with. Umm… Yeah, pretty sure he was a Tom… (Sorry, Tom! You were actually cool from what I can remember so I feel the guilt here).

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: The possible choices in a certain video game and certain crappy pre-made pancake mixes.

34. Most visited Website: Probably tumblr… Although cause I mostly use my phone for it that means I use the app which means that it technically isn’t my most viewed website, actually??? *sweats*

35. Mole/s: Check mate. No little earth digging creatures though. 😂

36. Mark/s: Are we taking like scars? Or stretch marks or just any marks in general? Why are these question things always so wide open? ...Probably so you can answer any of the ones I just asked… Wow, Jaz... keep up, darling. 

37. Childhood dream: Gonna be a horse. 🐴 

38. Haircolor: Please tell me! I don’t know! Probably like a dirty blond or mousey brown???

39. Long or short hair: Loooooonggg~

40. Do you have a crush on someone: 👀👀👀 Do you? 🙆

41. What do you like about yourself: Someone please answer this for me, all I’m coming up with is ERROR: UNKNOWN. 😌 Okay, ummm… Sometimes I’m kinda okay as a person… Maybe?

42. Piercings: None to speak of. 

43. Bloodtype: A? AB? Nana told me once but I forget. (Starts cackling about that post.)

44. Nickname: Anything fun you can do with a name like Jaz.

45. Relationship status: A what? Oh… Attempting to get an attractive turian to notice me (don’t judge me, play Mass Effect!!).

46. Zodiac: Aquarius~ *drinks water*.

47. Pronouns: She/her/that one over there no don’t run dammit come back

48. Favorite TV Show: Not a clue!! I dunnoooo.

49. Tattoos: 0, mate. 

50. Right or left hand: Right handed 👀👀👀 Am I right??? 😏

51. Surgery: To clean out a wound I got from broken firewood flying into my face. 😗

52. Hair dyed in different color: Nooooo~

53. Sport: When I was a youngest (LMFAO, I just said that… Or typed it, whatever! *says “youngest” out loud* There, I actually said it for real 😂😂😂) I played AFL (Aussie Rules) but I do horse riding now (when I actually do do it).

54. (question wasn’t here)

55. Vacation: I wanna take my dad to all the places that he hasn’t got to yet.

56. Pair of trainers: What is even happening with this question?? Have I missed some social cue again???

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: Yes, tis a thing I do… I enjoy it. Especially creating it!

58. Drinking: Water, and healthy juices that my fam avoid. 

59. I’m about to: Possibly make pancakes from scratch. 

62. Want: To finish Mass Effect: Andromeda and read the books waiting on my shelf. 

63. Get married: Is this an order? ✋

64. Career: Down the drain?… Wait, hold up, positiveness!… Ummm, just getting started… When… I… Actually start one.

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: Come over here and we’ll find out. 😂

66. Lips or eyes: Eye don’t know… 😅

67. Shorter or taller: Shortaller... pppffftt.

68. Older or younger: Am I creating a perfect creature that ticks all my preferences, like, what’s with the 👀👀👀 92 questions? 😂😂😂

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Thighs. 😚

71. Sensitive or loud: Mix them together and throw some interesting stuff in, then we’ll talk.

72. Hook up or relationship: Is this where I request one?

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: Not diggin’ always having only two options… 😓 (giving me flashbacks to Friday night when my dumb arse game ONLY gave me TWO OPTIONS that were seriously DUMB, and why did we EVEN need to go there narratively???! Like, SERIOUSLY!!! I could’ve done BOTH! You don’t need to torture me LIKE THIS, I didn’t ASK for THIS pain!!!! You go and make it fun and then DESTROY it!!! How am I meant to FEEL ANY accomplishment for finishing another PLOT MISSION when I just feel HELLA DEPRESSED because YOUR writers had the DONKEY BALLS to trap MY CHOICES into ONLY TWO options that I would NEVER pick over the other???! I AM THE DAMN HUMAN PATHFINDER, YOU ARSEHOLES 👊👊STAND DOWN, AND WATCH ME DO BOTH!!! YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME!!!! 😳😳😳). *takes deep breath*

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: That’s a negative. 

75. Drank hard liquor: How do we tell if it’s hard? *snigger* I am not up with any drink slang. 

76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Would be incredibly impressive of me if I did cause I don’t own either. I got sunglasses though and, yeah, I’ve probably lost a few pairs of them but, wait, actually I don’t really use them so I don’t really have a pair either, so… 

77. Turned someone down: Like a stereo? Pfft, joking… Umm… No? Don’t think so??

78. Sex on the first date: You do realize the joke I could make here, right? Just leaving that right open on purpose or? Pffft, anyway, let’s just start with getting a date first, aye?

79. Broken someone’s heart: Oh no, I store them very safely… Bwahaha! Okay, ummm, seriously... no, I don’t believe so.

80. Had your heart broken: Pets dying does that.

81. Been arrested: No, officer. I wasn’t there and didn’t see anything.

82. Cried when someone died: I just shut down. But, yes, I’m sure I have a little.

83. Fallen for a friend: Hmmmm… No, never fallen.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: Working on it, but I know I can do things if I commit so that’s a start.

85. Miracles: Miracles can be both good and bad so I suppose I don’t really.

86. Love at first sight: I’m gonna walk by again… 🚶

87. Santa Claus: In my heart.

88. Kiss on the first date: Oh, the first date business is back… 👋��� Bye.

OTHER: 90. Current best friend name: All my friends are the best so: 😉

91. Eyecolor: Some blue/grey/green bullshit. 

92. Favorite movie: Don’t do faves really, but I’m very fond of Mulan, Lilo & Stitch, and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron.

Wow, okay, that’s done...!!!

Tagging: @ryujin-zanba, @dnarielle, @cass-act, @dahdah-rigeru, @ginkoko, @ttachibana & @abirdwholikesanime.

Only do this if you want, omfg.