#hob calling dream my king kits different

[gabessquishytum]

Feel free to delete if too weird (cw childbirth). But someone mentioned cow!Hob having cat!Dream's kit and it wouldn't let me go.

I hope you're well. Take care

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Hob kneels in front of the bed, his pained lowing muffled by the sheets, his strong thighs trembling. It is no wonder, Dream thinks, that the body that nourished his child so well for nine long months would have trouble letting it go. They have been here for almost a day.

Hob is tired but determined, strong, driven. As he should be. As Dream has grown to know him. Dream plasters himself to Hob’s back once more, purring, massaging his hips, squeezing them during contractions.

“My king,” Hob breathes weakly after a particularly nasty one, “I don’t think I can do this.”

Then he shouts, straining again, and as Dream reaches down between Hob's thighs he can feel the tiny sliver of a wet head under his paw. Would their child be more like himself? Or more like Hob?

“Do not despair, my pet, you are almost there,” Dream whispers into his ear, the rumble in his chest trying to soothe Hob’s pain. “Push for me.”

And Hob does, crying and shaking and shouting, but he pushes, and when he has almost run out of air to scream, the small head comes out. “Good,” Dream purrs. “So good. Wait for the next one.”

The next one makes Dream’s ears ring and their child slip into his waiting paws. He holds it for a moment, letting Hob catch his breath, before placing it in his arms after Hob has turned and slumped down. It is a brown-furred kitten, its eyes closed, tiny, stubby horns just about peeking out next to its ears.

Dream’s purring intensifies, and when Hob huffs and tenses again, no doubt to pass the afterbirth, Dream severs the cord with a sharp claw and takes the babe from Hob, starting to lick it clean.

He only looks up again when Hob’s groans get louder instead of quieter, and what he sees has his heart thumping and swelling with pride. Between Hob’s legs, coming out of his folds, are two white hind paws.

Instinct makes Hob draw his legs back, his face scrunching up in pain as he pushes. He's exhausted, Dream can see it, and so he reaches down with the hand that isn't busy holding their first child and gently tugs at the legs of their second as long as the contraction lasts.

It makes Hob yell and push some more, which is good. As the second kitten slowly emerges it becomes clear that it's got its paws up by his head, so Dream slowly, carefully pulls out the arms one by one.

Hob's head has slumped back onto the bed, his eyes closed. He must be so tired.

“You are magnificent, my pet. Such a gift you are giving me. I promise you, you are almost done.” He can feel the little body rotate, so he places the black kitten down onto the bed. It mewls pitifully.

“I know, my darling, you are missing the warmth, but I promise you that the small wait is worth it,” Dream soothes. “Your sibling is about to be born, and then you will be together again.”

He can see the next wave approaching on Hob's face as it scrunches up, a small wail turning into a hoarse scream rasping through his throat. Dream gently helps guide the head of the white kitten out of him, again with just one push. Hob is so strong, almost as if he is made for this. Dream is so, so proud of him.

Their second child is a little different. It's got no horns, but very big, soft ears that resemble Hob's, and dark brown eyes, peering up at him.

When he places them into Hob's arm, he makes an executive decision to break with protocol and call the servants in early. They are supposed to be alone until Hob has passed the afterbirth, but the unexpected twin and Hob's exhaustion call for more help.

He helps Hob up into the bed, heedless of fluids and mess. Sheets are not what's important right now. Hob needs rest, and food, and maybe warm milk with a generous helping of honey for his throat.

The servants, who bring sheets and warm water and cloths, find their heavily purring king wrapped around Hob and not one but two eagerly nursing kittens. Dream alternates between grooming each of them with his tongue.

When more servants arrive with food and water, Dream feeds Hob, bite by bite, sip by sip. When Hob drops off into an exhausted sleep, Dream curls around him, making himself into a nest, making sure Hob and their kittens are safe and protected.

Now Dream has three of them to spoil. He can't wait.

🦒Anon

Akaksjshdhaah never apologise, we need more vaguely erotic birth stuff around here!!! This was gloriously written, I love all the little details. I'm now absolutely obsessed with Dream being the one who delivers their children every time Hob gives birth!!! Oh, and the kittens being a combo of Dream and Hob, that's so cute as well. A cat with horns will be a magnificent heir to Dream’s throne indeed!

I love that they didn't know they were having twins, hehe. I wonder if that's Dream’s fault, since cats tend towards multiples and cows don't so much? I think he'd be very proud of himself for giving Hob two kittens. Hob is just glad the kittens are pretty small, so he didn't get absolutely enormous during his pregnancy. Then again, he may not be so lucky next time!

Thank you for contributing to the cow!Hob brainrot <333

[mountainashfae]

rowan, aelin, harmon, mialee, max!

well dang this’ll be a long one, lemme toss it under a cut lmfao

So much time went into all this asdgfhuykm

I legit spent several hours doing this

[ OC Meme ]

Full Name: Rowan ThornbrookGender and Sexuality: Male, demiromantic asexualPronouns: he/himEthnicity/Species: half-elf (drow)Birthplace and Birthdate: (equivalent of) October 19, Capitol city of RiverinGuilty Pleasures: late night forest walks, baking fruit desserts (only guilty if the fruits he’s baking with are out of season), sleeping inPhobias: dusty, enclosed spaces (think crypt), being inside a burning building, he’s also got a healthy dose of fear and anxiety over talking in social situations What They Would Be Famous For: Baking Skills, or, ya know, becoming king of RiverinWhat They Would Get Arrested For: being involved with a barfight (bc trying to stop it)OC You Ship Them With: not mine but SOLOMON WITHERSPOONOC Most Likely To Murder Them: uhhh good question none of mineFavorite Movie/Book Genre: does cooking count? No? He’s a fan of realistic fiction.Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: the one where the animal companion dies/gets left behindTalents and/or Powers: he can bake, sew, farm a bit, and is skilled with the sword and shieldWhy Someone Might Love Them: He cares for the wellbeing of pretty much everyone he meets and is just overall a sweet guy also have you tasted his peach tarts??Why Someone Might Hate Them: He can be a spoil-sport and is Lawful and also boiled peanuts apparently.How They Change: Rowan so far in canon started out being a bit stiff and felt like he was weighted by expectations put on him, but through meeting Nazha and then later the rest of the party he’s begun to feel like that weight wasn’t quite so heavy and has been able to truly open up and enjoy life without those expectations and also the judgement of him being half-elfWhy You Love Them: Rowan is that character that I have projected so much on to the point that he’s basically my namesake and just working on character development for him, in character and out of character, brings me such joy. He’s also in a way the reason I have such great friends. Also??? Weather and crop based expletive substitutions and phrases.

Full Name: Aelin ThornbrookGender and Sexuality: Female, pansexualPronouns: she/herEthnicity/Species: half-elf (drow)Birthplace and Birthdate: (equivalent of) August 8, Capitol city of RiverinGuilty Pleasures: the occasional glass of wine, sleeping in (but hours longer than her brother), spending hours playing the flute and ignoring responsibilities, skinny dipping at midnightPhobias: getting lost, losing track of time (both things that happen often), losing the last reminder of his family that she ownsWhat They Would Be Famous For: Her skill in divination, solving the mystery of the group of bandits who assassinated her family!!What They Would Get Arrested For: Probably getting drunk and flirting/getting involved with somebody she shouldn’t and making some sort of skirmish happenOC You Ship Them With: No one currentyOC Most Likely To Murder Them: Any of those faux loversFavorite Movie/Book Genre: MysteryLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: any seemingly forced hetero romance. Make it seem natural at leastTalents and/or Powers: divination and drow magic, fluteplayingWhy Someone Might Love Them: She’s an extrovert and tries to get along with most people, is really honest and will help just about anybody. Also she’s such a beauty.Why Someone Might Hate Them: She’s flirtatious at times but has also never been serious about a relationship n her life. Rather nonchalant about everything and never seems serious everHow They Change: She needs some actual character devWhy You Love Them: She’s the opposite of Rowan, and where the rest of my projecting went that didn’t go to him. I can’t really put the reason into words but it’s a strong feeling.

Full Name: Harmon AveryGender and Sexuality: demigirl, probably graysexualPronouns: they/sheEthnicity/Species: Halfling!!! (lightfoot)Birthplace and Birthdate: idfk about where but it’d be whatever the equivalent of December 5th is.Guilty Pleasures: straight up eating a raw lemonPhobias: heights, being late, missing out on any information, important or notWhat They Would Be Famous For: probably something to do with juice-making or for being a halfling with a large pet snakeWhat They Would Get Arrested For: Sneaking said snake into someplace he’s not allowed, or maybe stealing citrusOC You Ship Them With: nobody currentlyOC Most Likely To Murder Them: -shrug bc no character dev-Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Murder MysteryLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: that “it was the servant all along” cliche. It ruins the mysteryTalents and/or Powers: Ranger magic, skill with a bow, extremely good with snakes, can EAT A LEMON RAWWhy Someone Might Love Them: They’re small and share their juice and citrus with people, they have a snakeWhy Someone Might Hate Them: They have a snake, they’re extremely impatient, and they have no problem giving you the sourest juice possibleHow They Change: gotta get some character dev firstWhy You Love Them: They’re a character that I literally got the idea from in a dream, what else could I say other than they are literally the Halfing of my dreams?

I had to do about 90% of the base character dev right here and there is a LOT more to do. Harmon is still In Development

Full Name: Cauder Mel Toraviel Mialee (Mialee Toraviel)Gender and Sexuality: nonbinary, and idk? Let’s say pan until we know for surePronouns: they/themEthnicity/Species: Sun Elf/Cunning Hob mix!Birthplace and Birthdate: uhhhh no exact town name at the moment but they were in the southwest of Mitria on the equivalent of October 27thGuilty Pleasures: expensive foods, especially chocolates, buying anything expensive for themself tbh (they dont hang on to money long), not having to hide their tail in their clothingPhobias: GETTING CAUGHT IN A LIEWhat They Would Be Famous For: Their illusions and skillWhat They Would Get Arrested For: Their illusions and skill, also all the cons they pull with said illusions and skillsOC You Ship Them With: I platonically sibling ship them with Kit because those two have the best sibling dynamicOC Most Likely To Murder Them: Any of the people they have conned in the past because Mia made off great and bouncedFavorite Movie/Book Genre: Does mythology count? Because they love mythology. Also any nonfiction text on magic, mostly for inspiration purposesLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: are there any cliches in mythology and magic texts? Other than inaccuracies I guessTalents and/or Powers: Favored Soul sorcery, lotsa skill in illusions and disguises, pretty good as improvWhy Someone Might Love Them: They’re a real stinker but in a good way if you’re not on their bad side and they love to show off their skills for others and they adore childrenWhy Someone Might Hate Them: If they see you as an audience they will literally lie to your face to get what they want and feel no remorse. Is that their actual face? Their actual name and class?? Who knows!How They Change: Mialee “Master of Hiding Literally Everything About Myself” Toraviel opened up to a Partner in Crime aka new adoptive brother and a sassmaster sorcerer hob and loves them very much whether they realize it or notWhy You Love Them: They’re such a fun and different character to play compared to Rowan, and everything about them makes me smile. I get to play around with aspects of their hob heritage with Theo and it’s so fun to do and to learn about hobs. I get to do everything that I love about D&D through them.

Full Name: Maxwell FuntGender and Sexuality: Male, aroacePronouns: he/himEthnicity/Species: Human, I wrote Illuskan on his character sheet but idfk what that translates toBirthplace and Birthdate: equivalent of August 30, in a small town called Rodan which got burned to the groundGuilty Pleasures: stealing shoes that are loaned to him, actually getting a lead on that fey artifact he’s supposed to be looking for!!Phobias: dragons, the mere thought of being enslaved again, most heavily social situations, loud yelling (especially aimed at him)What They Would Be Famous For: busting up that one slave caravan?? idk my dude he doesn’t like the spotlightWhat They Would Get Arrested For: breaking into some building to check out a fey artifact because it might be the one he’s looking forOC You Ship Them With: nobody my dude he’s not interestedOC Most Likely To Murder Them: those guys in the slave caravan who he blastedFavorite Movie/Book Genre: He seems like he’d be the horror kinda kid but no, he likes fantasy and refuses to finish a book if he suspects a bad endingLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: Any kind where a main/well-liked character diesTalents and/or Powers: Pact of the Chain Warlock with an Archfey patron, newly acquired roller skating skillWhy Someone Might Love Them: He’s got some sass and he’s surprisingly still in excitable kid on the inside. That part of him is pretty cute when it comes out.Why Someone Might Hate Them: He just, Doesn’t Like People and will admit to trusting his fey weasel more than any one person. He also doesn’t like conflict and will scoot if possibleHow They Change: Max “I trust the Fey more than I trust any person or god” Funt has begun to trust others and is acting more like the child he still is. Don’t get me wrong he’s still irreparably scarred but bits of what can is healingWhy You Love Them:Max was conceptualized on the same day as Rowan in the same way (aka random generators), so he’s got a special place in my heart from that. It’s also the characters that have the worst backstories that I end up loving the most, partially because I’ve ruined their lives enough in backstory and it’s my job now to give them nothing but good. Also that Dunks Meta of the experiment sessions just being our Dunks characters playing D&D makes his concept so much more fun. Because that means Rowan is playing this boy.