#cow hob

[gabessquishytum]

Can’t stop won’t stop thinking about warprize cat Dream and cow Hob.

It came up a bit on discord but I’m obsessed with Dream being insecure about his barbed penis. His past owners were not fans, and he would get punished if it “got in the way” while he was servicing them. So with Hob he tries his best to keep it covered up, or to lay on his stomach when they have sex.

Hob, of course, loves everything about Dream’s body (although he loves it best when Dream is healthy and comfortable), but beyond that he actually really truly wants to experience those barbs on his skin. The few times he managed to catch a glimpse of Dream’s cock Hob practically started salivating at the thought of it inside him, in his arse or his mouth or rutting against his belly or tits.

He’s already been working hard to help Dream grow more confident and comfortable, so he figures there’s no need to feel too guilty about focusing some of his efforts on getting Dream confident and comfortable about his prickly cock specifically.

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YESSSSSS.

Look, Dream has already worked out that his new "owner" Hob is weird. Or maybe cowpeople in general are weird. Anyway - Hob is kind, good natured, gentle... and he's so fucking horny, Dream can barely keep track of him. Hob’s appetites seem endless. He's trying hard not to tire Dream out, so some nights he'll head off for a nice long bath and Dream can hear him pleasuring himself. He's insatiable and it's kind of... fascinatingly hot. So day by day, the more he's exposed to what Hob likes and how Hob acts in bed, Dream starts to hesitantly believe that Hob really and truly does want to see and feel his cock. So one day, Dream lies on his back instead of his front. He lets Hob have a good look and a little feel, and then he gets shy again... but it's progress.

A week later, Dream is sitting in Hob’s lap and rutting his spikey cock up against Hob’s soft plump stomach. He's clumsy and hesitant, but it feels really good, and Hob isn't yelling at him... in fact he seems to like it! Dream does at least feel safe fucking against Hob’s tummy since it at definitely won't cause any lasting damage. He'd feel so awful if he hurt his kind, sweet owner's hole...

Hob is proud of his precious catboy. He's being so brave and confident, even though Hob knows that he's scared! When Dream finally cums, Hob showers him in kisses and treats. He can't wait to show Dream that his body is appreciated and loved for all its unique glories! One day he's getting that lovely spikey cock inside him - and he just knows that it'll be heavenly!

[doitforstamets]

Happy Valentine's you freaks<3 (I don't know who originally had the cow hob idea. It's been making rounds. Everyone contributing is a champ.)

[temve]

Uhm, so, for those of you with any attention left given the absolute deluge of amazing Dreaming fic coming out in the wake of the Centennial Husbands Big Bang... my silly little cat/cow ficlet inspired by the delightful shenanigans in @gabessquishytum's orbit has broken containment and insisted on developing plot so here we are.

Now with extra Ukrainian bird-women, angst, and a cameo from Hob's mother.

[voukkake]

I just had a thought... I'm not srry

The shirt is horrendous... Maybe i would take it off

[doctorhouse5343]

Dream Endless was a city boy that was known for his beauty, it didn't really bother him much until he caught the unwanted attention of Rodrick Burgess. He hated how the older man kept looking at him and when there was a talk of marrying him off to the eldest Randall, Dream had enough. He gathered all of his belongings and went off to the countryside to start a new life. He managed to get himself a cozy place to stay at, all he needed was a job so he was quite delighted when he saw an advert in the newspaper for the job of farm hand at The White Horse farm.

When he asked around for the directions however, he noticed how the locals were hesitant to answer, some even telling him to reconsider but when prompted refused to elaborate further on it. After a while he eventually got the directions and headed over to the farm, it looked normal enough so he wondered what was about the place that made the people so nervous. He headed over to the wheat field to see if the owner was around but all he saw was a scarecrow with ravens around it...or at least that's what he thought it was, until it began to lift it's head to look at him. Dream was startled but after a brief introduction, he learned that the 'scarecrow' was actually Hobo Heart, the farmer who made the advert. They shook hands (Dream found the white haired male's hand cold and bony, witch matched the tattoos on his whole body) and Hobo Heart began to introduce him to all the animals, starting with Gertrude the chicken, Ricardo the rooster (who loved metal music) and Mathilda the sheep. Dream listened intently as he was explained how to take care of them but when the farmer suddenly yelled out 'Sugar cube!', he was surprised to see the prettiest cow that he ever laid eyes on. He soon learned that the cow was named Hob and that he'll be a part of his tasks at the farm, though he was barely listening with how much he was mesmerized by those beautiful brown eyes.

When Hob approached him for a pat, he was shocked by how soft his brown hair was, and his floppy ears were just so adorably soft. Dream's reaction brought a small smile to the farmer's lips, delighted that the introduction went well

will do Hob next :) we love Cow!Hob here and I'll mix in a lot of how Hobo Heart will be in Hob's thing, then I'll get started on the first chapter ;) yes, it will be fluffy and steamy

[la-haruchan]

[gabessquishytum]

For your cow!hob enjoyment, i just saw a reel of some sort of cowboy event where a man dressed in white runs between two lines of cowboys who are throwing lassos, ropes, triplines, etc at him and just before he makes it through he's caught and trips up with ropes around his ankles. (He also has a fantastic ass. Like every single comment on the video is about his ass in those tiny shorts. This is very important to the concept)

And just. Cowhob at some sort of festival playing this game except whoever lassos him gets to keep him for the evening and while he's good, every single rancher in the area is in the lineup and he has to make it past *all* of their lines. Or well. Not all of them. Just enough to get to the prettiest rancher he spotted earlier.

This is such a concept!!!!!!!!

Cow Hob has a reputation: he's fast, athletic and has never been caught. He's fond of the ranchers, and he enjoys the game, but he's never seen one that he's wanted to go home with. Until now... "Dream" is beautiful, mysterious and ethereal in his dark clothes. Hob has finally found the rancher he'd like to be with - maybe even for more than a night!

Luckily Dream is equally determined to bag the prize - the beautiful brown cow with the gorgeous butt. He's seen Hob before, and always admired him. Today is the day they will finally meet for real.

Hob absolutely scampers through the first few lines of men. He's more of a blur than a cow, making himself as small as possible so they can't even get the rope around a finger. He runs faster and dodges quicker than he ever has before... until the final line. He doesn't stop, he just... glances at one of the ranchers. Long enough for the rope to trip him and pull around his legs! Oh no!

He's lying on the ground panting when Dream hurries to check that he's okay. And Hob is like "Hey, you caught me!" And he's grinning - Dream can't help but grin too as he helps Hob get up. Sparks are flying for sure. But now Dream has his cow, he'd better prepare himself for the ride - because Hob is a wild one!

[doitforstamets]

i really like how u draw cow hob......hes so cute. He looks like himself but also he has really pretty tits. A++++++

Those are the priorities!!<3 Hehe thank you very much. I enjoyed drawing him a lot.

For your kind words, here's a pillowfort link to one more drawing:

[temve]

Cow Hob Strikes Again.

Is this thing on? Anyway, I'm told the Tumblrsphere needs to know that there is now another damn cow Hob fic. By me.

[4typercent]

He's perfect to me 😍

[obsessiveagonymasterpost]

Cow!Dreamling Master Post

tags: #obsessive_dreamling #cow!hob #cow!dream #cow hob gadling #cow dream of the endless #cow!dreamling

- First Cow!Hob | Moo-y Christmas and Happy Holi-moo! - Picking the Right Cow - Developed Attachment - "Place Kiss Here" Meme with Cow!Hob - Cow-Eyed - Nuzzles - Pouty Cow Hob - Ferdinand the Bull…? - Sweetling Sketches 1 - Cow!Hob Ref - Cows Don't Speak - Baby Cow!Hob Sketches - Dream Calls Him Hob - Kiss for a Mate - Love Locket - Inhumane - Smoochy Kiss - Cow!Dream - Winter Cow!Hob - Winter Snuggles - Pouty Cow Dream - Baby Cow Hob and Friend - Baby Cow Dream and Friend - World Building Snippet | Familiar - Hob Loves His Dream - Sharp Teeth - Sharp Nails - Loved With Tooth and Nail - Cows All Dressed Up - I Am the Raven of Dreams - Easter Bunny Cows | Easter 2024 - Flower Crown Proposal? - Kissing a Dream - 2 Cow AUs, 1 Cow Hob

[obsessivedreamling]

Cow!Dreamling Master Post

tags: #obsessive_dreamling #cow!hob #cow!dream #cow hob gadling #cow dream of the endless #cow!dreamling

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Emoji Meanings ⚠️ - Trigger Warnings (they will be warned at the top of the post as well) ⚠️❓ - Possible Trigger Warning (they will be warned at the top of the post as well) 🔞 - Sexual Themes/Smut/Porn 🧓 - Mature Themes (nudity that's nonsexual or partial nudity) 🅾️ - Omegaverse 🫄 - Mpreg

- 🔞 First Cow!Hob | Moo-y Christmas and Happy Holi-moo! - 🧓 Picking the Right Cow - Developed Attachment - "Place Kiss Here" Meme with Cow!Hob - Cow-Eyed - Nuzzles - Pouty Cow Hob - Ferdinand the Bull…? - Sweetling Sketches 1 - 🧓 Cow!Hob Ref - Cows Don't Speak - Baby Cow!Hob Sketches - Dream Calls Him Hob - 🔞 Kiss for a Mate - Love Locket - ⚠️ Inhumane - Smoochy Kiss - 🧓 Cow!Dream - 🧓 Winter Cow!Hob - 🧓 Winter Snuggles - Pouty Cow Dream - Baby Cow Hob and Friend - Baby Cow Dream and Friend - World Building Snippet | Familiar - Hob Loves His Dream - ⚠️❓ Sharp Teeth - ⚠️❓ Sharp Nails - ⚠️❓ Loved With Tooth and Nail - Cows All Dressed Up - 🧓 I Am the Raven of Dreams - Easter Bunny Cows | Easter 2024 - Flower Crown Proposal? - Kissing a Dream - 2 Cow AUs, 1 Cow Hob

[thebitchesterbrothers]

I thought a lot about Hob meeting Death for the first time and of course they’re hitting it off straight away … but what if instead of Dream it’s Hob who accompanies Death while she’s working? Just because he’s a curious brother-in-law and none of the Endless can say no to his pleading cow eyes.

He witnesses how calm and peaceful it can be to leave the living world behind with someone as gentle as Dreams sister to guide someone’s soul.

It scares Dream; what if Hob decides he wants to end his life after all?

But in reality it heals a part of Hob that he never was able to piece back together before.

Eleanor. Robyn. The baby that never got the chance to take its first breath. His memories are still painful, still make him tear up.

But seeing Death do her job makes him feel … grateful. Knowing that she was with them at the end of their days, smiling at them, taking their hands, holding them in her arms.

It also makes him appreciate life even more and he promises to enjoy every single day as much as humanly possible.