#honorable mention one of his favored gifts is still beer after he presumably gets sober. guy of all time contender?

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shane stardew valley is so peak... even after you "fix" him hes still a failboy thats what i love. his house addition is ugly as fuck. sometimes he gives you jalapeno poppers for breakfast as if hes just thrown them in the microwave for you at 6am. wears a hoodie with blatant holes in it every day. over a POLO. by god hes even a cub