#how do i explain to the vader bros their hero is a bisexual disaster

[soloorganaas]

i just saw this vader-worship fan sticker on the back of someone’s car which you know funny enough as it is like i think you missed the overall message of the films here buddy but anyway it was describing him as a ‘war master’ and ‘fierce leader’ and i was standing there like

anakin?? you’re talking about anakin skywalker?? got his hand cut off in a duel, crashed half his ships, was one third of the disaster trio, Drama Queen who couldn’t control one (1) single emotion, literally spent a decade marshalling the imperial forces to obsessively hunt obi wan, lost the death star to his first-day-on-the-job son??

that anakin???